Mayor Gumdrop

@mayorgumdrop.bsky.social

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I’m gay on the internet.

The Layla Method
A pageant queen giving a motivational speech
The architect of America’s WW2 victory and postwar prosperity. The goat. The american mao zedong. John Meynard Keynes 🎉🎉🎉
Deborah Vance, Queen of Vegas (from Hacks on HBO)
Benjamin “Spoons” Butler glares at the camera in a Union military officer uniform. He’s angry, he has work to do. Benjamin knows what to do to Confederate sympathizers in Louisiana. The punishment for treason is death.
Jim Haggerty
Private Tommy Shriggly realizes there’s no more diet coke in the mess hall. His 12-man Platoon is in grave danger. Tommy is gonna give them each a little clap from his service weapon. Dropout’s Very Important People, S1E6
Donald Trump saying “I am not a pedophile.” on 60 minutes, late april, 2026. Note to reader: Yes, he certainly is lmao
Bimbo