Mazyrian

@mazyrian.bsky.social

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filthy riajuu. (doesn't) read vns and stuff. yuri4evah. playing pokemon @mazyrian@donphan.social https://7nightstranslations.wordpress.com

FOR CHRIST MAS I WILL ATTEMPT TO RATIONALIZE MY DESTRUCTIVE SELF HATRED AND UNCEREMONIOUSLY FAIL TO SUCCEEd at anything whatseoever thankyou
the human mind... perhaps the most powerful weapon. second only to the "GUN"
THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree
its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911
im the only guy who knows how to call out the bull shit of society the smart way. and against all odds i do it for free
went to sons baptism. i yeled "Not so fast Champ" and punched the priest & spalshed holy water around. i lost my child in the ensuing chaos
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
I am off "The bathroom" . No more going there, for me
"jail isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco
「この世には不思議なものがまだまだあるのです」
「君はーフェミニスト（女性崇拝者）なのか？」 「勿論僕はフェミニスト（女権拡張論者）ですよ」
「それがー絡新婦の理ですもの」
「問題は中の猫が生きているかどうかなんだ。聞いたような話だな。それは慥か、」
「世の中にはね、不思議なことなど何ひとつないのだよ。そうだね関口君」 ーこの野郎。