MB the Small Town Machine

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Fidel smiling
"The Economist, a journal that speaks for the British millionaires..." - V. I. Lenin
Plastic man eating powder
Evangeline Morgan, from of the Devil
purple
A Fiestaware plate. Similarly used uranium in its manufacturing.
Blue Mage as depicted in Final Fantasy Tactics A2. Blue cape, matching hat with a flat top and a feather prominently in the front of the hat. Rocking a cane. Comfy greenish one-piece outfit under the cape, and what looks to be a red cravat.
Ronintoadin Lv 2 WATER Aqua/Effect Cannot be used as Synchro Material. This card's name becomes "Des Frog" while on the field. If this card is in your GY: You can banish 1 "Frog" monster from your GY; Special Summon this card. ATK 100/DEF 2000
He is far greater than you
Why should I change? They're the ones who suck
Calvin got a headache from that explanation
Psychic Frog UB Creature - Frog (MH3) Whenever Psychic Frog deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on Psychic Frog. Exile three cards from your graveyard: Psychic Frog gains flying until end of turn. 1/2
A basic diagram of the bones in the leg
A white family on a jetski
Local sexpot Trevor Moore explaining things that are very illegal to say (i.e. the solution to Nazis in government positions)
Jimmy/Saul in his final court case
...Merry Christmas.
Scott the Woz screaming at Happy Wheels
Means Morning News
Karn, a magical construct
Light receiving the revelation of his name being written in the Death Note and begging and pleading Ryuk to not kill him.
Chess.com blunder symbol
Wasteland, from Epic Mickey. A pastiche of Disneyland run ragged by the ravages of time and a bottle of paint thinner, occupied by the rejects of classic Disney.
you'll never guess what happens next (he dies) (sad)
Circus Kirby. He's wearing a big top as a hat and is juggling pins. He's perfect.
Jack Frost getting crushed by a cartoonishly large anvil
Reasonable-ist Bear, a parody of right-wing YouTubers with furry avatars. Pictured here with iconic arm cross
this screenshot as a reprint of the mtg card, Shock
Groundskeeper Willie cursing those who ruined Scotland
he dies the next day
minimalist loss
the right-wing mindset (they're the ones on the left here) (also they're the ones that stabbed the guy on the right)
Andrew Wakefield, hack, fraud, dickhead
MF DOOM - Born Like This
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point
Confiscation Spell Pay 1000 LP. Look at your opponent's hand, select 1 card in it and discard that card.
lock screen based on the World Machine, from OneShot (2016)
The moon, shining on, with or without us.
A political comic. One character sees three mass shootings by trans people and proclaims there's a pattern. The other character looks upward towards the many many more shootings by cis people in the same time frame.
I did not care for it.
Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater: "I'd say his moral framework just snapped, but what moral framework?"
"The white conservatives aren’t friends of the Negro either, but they at least don’t try to hide it. They are like wolves; they show their teeth in a snarl that keeps the Negro always aware of where he stands with them. But the white liberals are foxes, who also show their teeth to the Negro but pretend that they are smiling. The white liberals are more dangerous than the conservatives; they lure the Negro, and as the Negro runs from the growling wolf, he flees into the open jaws of the smiling fox." - Malcolm X, December 1963
Bartz and Boko. the original fan translation of ffv translated his name as Butz
Maxx "C" Monster/Effect EARTH/Insect/Lv.2 (Quick Effect): You can send this card from your hand to the GY; this turn, each time your opponent Special Summons a monster(s), immediately draw 1 card. You can only use this effect of "Maxx "C"" once per turn.
"When education is not liberating, the dream of the oppressed is to become the oppressor." -Paulo Freire
"We Are All Domestic Terrorists" as taken from CPAC 2022
Mike Tyson punching his opponent in the face
Results of Zionist or Nazi quiz. I got exactly half of them right.
Xenoblade Chronicles, 2010
Ursarctic Polari LV 1 - WATER Beast/Synchro/Effect Cannot be Synchro Summoned. Must be Special Summoned (from your Extra Deck) by sending 2 monsters you control with a Level difference of 1 to the GY (1 Tuner and 1 non-Tuner). If this card is Special Summoned: You can activate 1 "Ursarctic Big Dipper" directly from your Deck. You can Tribute 1 Level 7 or higher monster; add to your hand, or Special Summon, 1 "Ursarctic" monster from your GY. You can only use each effect of "Ursarctic Polari" once per turn.
Wow cool robot (war is bad)
Thespian's Stage Land {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Thespian's Stage becomes a copy of target land and gains this ability.
we should improve society somewhat
"I just hate to do this. I feel bullied, really."
True...
Prison population ranking. The US is number 1 at 1,808,100.
"I'm doing 1000 calculations per second and they're all wrong"
Rex walking into frame to explain non-binary gender identity
the same image zoomed further in, for greater emphasis
Fishhook theory: the "center" and the right are far more similar than the "center" wants to admit.