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An image of a HUD from Bubblegum Crisis (1987) depicting a synthetic Boomer with the captions "O. TIP", "NO HUMAN", "KING OF BEER BUDWEISER", and "AOP BUB" Is artificial, no AI used.
Paragraph from Chapter 14 of George Orwell's Down and Out in Paris and London. It reads as follows: The waiter's outlook is quite different. He too is proud in a way of his skill, but his skill is chiefly in being servile. His work gives him the mentality, not of a workman, but of a snob. He lives perpetually in sight of rich people, stands at their tables, listens to their conversation, sucks up to them with smiles and discreet little jokes. He has the pleasure of spending money by proxy. Moreover, there is always the chance that he may become rich himself, for, though most waiters die poor, they have long runs of luck occasionally. At some cafes on the Grand Boulevard there is so much money to be made that the waiters actually pay the patron for their employment. The result is that between constantly seeking money, and hoping to get it, the waiter comes to identify himself to some extent with his employers. He will take pains to serve a meal in style, because he feels that he is participating in the meal himself.
My own roe Aerstwyb Syhrskyltwyn who is gd beautiful and has a very strong and clean name that is not a bot, fuck you racist haters.
Misija Votyasch field record.
Still shot of Olympic skeet shooting champion Zhang Shan presumably looking down at her shotgun off frame while two spent but still smoking shells fly out of her rapidly reloaded barrels in front of her.
Giant vaguely amphibian creature from FF14 incorrectly labeled an Axolotl.
Lodoss themed Sword World RPG splat.
Hikonin Sentai Akibaranger (2012), unofficial sentai not affiliated with Super Sentai, pls don't sue or send the Powerful Rangers after them
Major Motoko Kusanagi with a catlike expression on her face.
City of Heroes character Trip Mine Generator with the following in-game bio: Its programming only follows three simple rules: 1) If it breathes, drop a trap. 2) If it resists, drop a mortar. 3) If it lives, drop a mine.
Illustration of dinner being served inside the iguanodon at the Crystal Palace Dinosaur Court.
Karin Kanzuki, heir to the Kanzuki Zaibatsu fortune in Street Fighter. Possesses a ojousama laugh.
Pope Benedict in the manga Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku (2006) executing the yakuman hand daisangen reinterpreted as the holy trinity (Sainte Trinitie) to secure his ascension to the position of the Holy Vicar of Jesus Christ on Earth.
Ultros from Final Fantasy 6 about to drop a 4 ton weight onto the stage. It will take approximately 5 minutes for him to do so but the America 250 crew can't wait that long.
Scottish death metal band PARTY CANNON logo
A 4 panel webcomic depicting Quistis and Squall from FF8. 1st panel: Caption reads "Blue Magic" as Quistis confidently readies her whip while she exclaims "That's it!" 2nd panel: Caption reads "Bad Breath" as Quistis scrunches her face up with arms splaying above her head in preparation for the blue magic spell by that name. 3rd panel: Quistis unleashes Bad Breath by spewing toxic vapor from her mouth with a long "BLERGHHHHHHH" comic SFX as she steadies herself with her arms to compensate for the force of her mouth ejacula. 4th panel: A closeup shot of Squall's reaction to her move with the thought captions "Why am I so distant?" and "I've SEEN THINGS..."
Steam Machine reservation queue confirmation.
5 panel Shen Comix about the future Japanese diaspora. Panel 1: A picture of the future main islands of Japan (Shikoku is mashed into Honshu) with the caption "The year is 2050. Japan is populated mostly by American weebs who vastly outnumber the native Japanese population." Panel 2: A picture of the American state Massachusetts with the caption: "The Japanese, meanwhile, have taken refuge in the American state of Massachusetts." Panel 3: An expat Japanese kid wearing a red Boston Red Sox cap being interviewed and answering in Japanese with English subtitles. "Why Massachusetts? Well there are lots of reasons" Panel 4: The kid continues on. "First of all, there are the beautiful iconic 'Autumn Leaves' which we have seen in many TV shows set in Massachusetts. There is also the neighborhood of 'Southie' in Boston which reminds us of Osaka with its iconic accent. We have created a new genre of comedy duo here called 'Southie Manzai', which is like traditional manzai but a lot shorter and more cruel." Panel 4: The kid points at his baseball cap with both index fingers. "And of course, the baseball! [GO SOXU!!]"
A pile of Japanese mecha drawn to scale accentuating how gd huge some of them are compared to the others.
Magazine cover with the title "HORROR" above a picture of a man with a wide open mouth expression of not exactly horror on his face.
Akagi x Mahjong Soul collaboration rerun image.
A model of Sacabambaspis with a whimsical emoji like face on display at the Natural HIstory Museum of Helsinki, Finland.
Two sacabambaspis swimming right without a care in the world while a third rushes the camera headfirst with a haunted look on its face.
Jacked af liver king looking Akuma standing outside a Waffle House. Elena is sitting on the curb nearby waving a friendly hand as she waits for her bud to fuck up some drunk at 2 AM in the morning.
The Hello, Human Resources meme. A two panel comic featuring contrasting reactions to appropriate and inappropriate statements from a suave handsome man and a stereotypically pimply poindexter respectively. Panel #1: The French culinary saying "Quail is the virgin, duck is the mature woman." The lady inside the cubicle swoons as she exclaims "Aww, you're sweet." Panel #2: The explanation of that saying "Quail is mild and delicate. Duck has depth and impact." The lady inside the cubicle desperately pleads on her phone "HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!"
Guess I'll Die meme featuring an old man gesturing with his hands whlie shrugging his shoulders at his inevitable death.
The Cornservant from Final Fantasy 14, an anthropomorphic walking corn cob with a little sash
Imaile Blackthorne - Aether, Jenova
Infamous Santa Monica based Ukrainian surf rock band Red Elvises album cover for Lunatics & Poets
The last Evony Online ad before they stopped using blender models and generic sexy fantasy digital painted art in lieu of just straight up pasted softcore pinup photos.
Suletta Mercury (Kana Ichinose) and Miorine Rembrandt (Lynn) from Gundam: Witch From Mercury. They're married. Kana Ichinose voices Ryne and Lynn voices Sphene in FFXIV. They're not married... unless?
Simpsons screenshot featuring Marge Simpson plaintively stating "It's true but he shouldn't say it."
FF14 Shatter Frontline PvP results Winner: Maelstrom Aerstwyb personal K/D/A 3/3/19
FF14 Frontlines Seal Rock results Winner: Immortal Flames K/D/A for Aerstwyb Syhrskyltwyn: 7/1/30
Screenshot of a Crusader Kings notice informing you that your spymaster Count Munio has discovered a plot against you by the sinister Count Munio. The text reads: "Greetings my liege, I have uncovered a vicious scheme by Count Munio to have you murdered! His agents are being rounded as I write this, but although Munio has been foiled for now, he remains a threat to the future. Unless we take action, that is... Signed, Count Munio of Asturias de Santillana" Reply text reads: "This world might not be big enough for the two of us."
Screenshot of Star Trek Online biography entry for the Emergency Medical Hologram science bridge officer. Text reads as follows: Dr. Livid was, well, livid about this EMH being installed to assist her in all the patch jobs she's been having to do every time the captain goes on an away mission with her squad officers and comes back with energy burns, jagged blade wounds, alien parasitic infestations or all of them. No uppity hologram was going to replace her stern and not exactly comforting bedside manner and honestly, this one hasn't. He's even more of a hardass than Livid and quick to castigate crew members for forgetting simple things that would have prevented them from being injured severely. Like basic math, or being able to tell left from right or even being able to distinguish between hot and cold. His saving grace in the eyes of his chief medical officer is that he makes her laugh with how dry his delivery is when he tells someone they're a screwup.
Street Fighter Zero 3 (PS1, 1998)
A screencap of Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger depicting the witch Bandora joyously taunting her power couple henchmen Lami and Grifforzor's newly born child with the gleeful exhortation "Cry! Cry louder!" Lami and Grifforzor are not offended by this.
Skeletons Fucked Up My Naked Husband by Herman Filth
FFXIV design for Shinryu, the primal dragon that Zenos Yas Galvus fuses with.
Yoshi-P screencap pointing meme directed at a shot of Zenos Yas Galvus' prodigious badonkadonk from the end of Stormblood texture modded to include the word JUICY.
Onsal Hakair Frontlines PvP result: Order of the Twin Adders win, character Aerstwyb Syhrskyltwyn achieving a K/D/A score of 7/1/30
FF14 Patch 7.5 note: 6.X The follwing character voice has been added to Doman mahjong: - Zero
The infamous Ring Bling crazy Hal Jordan cover from Green Latern #49 during the Emerald Twilight arc.
The Tom Gauld "Our Blessed Homeland vs. Their Barbarous Wastes" meme depicting two societies separated by a body of water but identical in form save for the color of their ships' sails. Each aspect shown on the Our Blessed Homeland side is mirrored on the Their Barbarous Wastes side with the following captions: Our Glorious Leader vs. Their Wicked Despot Our Great Religion vs. Their Primitive Superstition Our Noble Populace vs. Their Backward Savages Our Heroic Adventurers vs. Their Brutish Invaders The unspoken implication is that one can easily flip the image to match your preferred personal perception.
Manga panel from Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku (Reform with No Wasted Draws) featuring the future Pope Bendict laying down a daisangen hand rechristened as the Sainte-Trinitie (Holy Trinity) in the tournament of cardinals to secure his pope candidacy.
A panel from "My Life as a Lovesick 90s Otaku" where a character is stating to another "Indeed. It never hurts to have someone stand guard." as she is at a paper copier. The caption above it says "Mass Producing Deep Yaoi".
Cody Rhodes, pro wrestler with a hard resting crime lord face.
Screenshot of the Marvel Heroes meme combo build of Kickeye and Punchclops (they fight crime). Both are specced for melee combat despite their traditional ranged power focus, Scott utilizing his custom Punchclops slot 3 unique and Clint sporting the Goliath Serum that makes him slightly embiggened. Punchclops is dressed like a men's rights activist complete with fedora and fake katana in his slot 1 and Kickeye is wearing his sweats from the Matt Fraction run and sporting a cosmetic visual that makes it look like he has spectral BO. Both are pretending to have Advanced Kung Fu Technique and Barton has Nutso the Squirrel as a summon as befitting his status as as a hobo street performer trading kicks to the head for food.
During one heated exchange, Randolph L. Walters, Jr. testified about a video in which Afroman repeatedly says that he had sex with the officer’s wife. Walters said listeners had understood that statement as factual and that it had caused him “tremendous pain.” “But we all know that’s not true, right?” fired back David Osborne, the rapper’s lawyer, to which Walters that he didn’t know. “You don’t know if your wife’s cheating on you or not?” Osborne then asked, prompting Walters to angrily glare back and ask, “You wanna go there?” “No I just wanna ask that question since you said we don’t know,” said Osborne, seemingly trying to suggest to jurors that the statement couldn’t be proven true or false, a key requirement of a defamation claim.
Yamato Tribe Knight Burai on the left and transformed into Dragonranger on the right.
Space lizard fascist Gul Dukat from Star Trek: DS9
Galadriel and Celeborn
9 games that have contributed to who I am: - Star Control 2 (1990) - Transport Tycoon (1994) - Street Fighter 2 (1991) - One Must Fall 2097 (1994) - Chrono Trigger (1995) - Illusion of Gaia (1993) - Legend of the Mystical Ninja (1991) - Warcraft 2: Tides of Darkness (1995) - Xenogears (1998)
The new poster for the March 13 4K restored IMAX rescreening of Kiki's Delivery Service featuring a watercolor painting of the titular Kiki atop a roof with broom in hand. The English movie title is featured on the bottom left while the painting incorporates the 'experience it in IMAX' copytext on the horizon line.
Screenshot of the Mastery Rank 30 True Master completion screen after completing the test with Wisp Marie Leroux.
The logo for Scottish death metal band Party Cannon all bright colors and kindergarten font.
A pile of smelt with their cute beady eyes.
MST3K host segment from Alien from LA depicting a screencap of Kathy Ireland in big goofy specs expressing DULL SURPRISE
Meme panel from the manga "You're on Fire! Pen-Chan!" depicting a grimly pensive man stating "Mahjong causes great damage to the human spirit without a single benefit."