Mike McElwee

@mcelwee.bsky.social

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Hoping to BABIP my way into a positive run differential. Cubs/Bears/Illinois.

Jed Hoyer, Cubs President of Baseball Operations, gives a thumbs up.
Cybertruck cop car.
Rich dude with 1 million cookies is warning the worker with 1 cookie that the guy with no cookies is going to steal his cookie.
The guy licking his lips meme, which shows he's very excited about something.
Reverse standings in the NFL, showing the Bears with the 9th pick.
Listing for $3+M house. Deed is for Brian Williams
Stats showing Tucker is a 5 fWAR guy.