Jason McMaster

@mcmaster.bsky.social

325 Followers 242 Following

Writer and Consultant for those damned video games Stainless steel provider Let's blade Read Unwinnable: https://www.unwinnable.com

Sleepaway Camp poster with unfortunate drawing of a woman over someone with murder weapons crotch.

Things Will Fall Apart - Louise Cole
The Man - The Killers
Ween - Things You Already Know
Sail Away (2002 Remaster) - Randy Newman

50 Cent as Balrog in new Street Fighter Movie

Master P Facebook post where he says "WHERE YOU ARE NOW IS JUST A CHAPTER, NOT THE WHOLE STORY.
KEEP GOING."

Don't look away, Jason: 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗢𝗯𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗕𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗕𝗢𝗧𝗛 𝗶𝘀𝘀𝘂𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽.

Donald Trump is causing 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 harm to our country and pushing our democracy to the brink… 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗢𝗯𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀 "𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝘂𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝘅 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀."

So please, Jason: 𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗱𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘂𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗢𝗣𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗘 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗼𝘀

- DSCC

Drolf Ironhand from Warhammer Quest: Darkwater

A partially painted dwarf miniature for warhammer quest dark water

TT Vance

An article from People saying "The Louvre's Surveillance System Password Was Reportedly 'Louvre,' Reveals Museum Employees"

Christian Bale as Michael Burry from the movie The Big Short with Ed Zitron looking on from a side monitor

Rorschach pushing Captain Carnage down an elevator shaft

a totally normal way to climb a ladder

Devo points at simian antics

Curtis Yarvin pictured Curtis Yarvin'ing into the distance.

20 minutes ago — Kirk, the right-wing activist and founder of Turning Point USA, was giving a presentation at Utah Valley University. Something went wrong!

A big black cat and a little orange cat snuggle on a furry blanket

News story clip from Elias Georgopoulos’ trial against the SFMTA that says "Then, in a bizarre choice of words, Roy reminded the jury that Haywood had called Georgopoulos a “dick.” “Not a dickhead,” said Roy, “The whole shaft.” One juror held back laughter. "

a dumbass bored ape in front of bananas on a Rolling Stone cover

Grok informing a user that a comic picture is a picture of a South African Protest. When Grok is asked if it's OK, Grok replies with information about the South African anti-apartheid song Kill De Boer

Kevin Roose invites people to read his dumbass article about AI, and "The Coolest Guy" replies with "Absolutely gotta hand it to the haters on this one, you dumb fuck."

Sexy ass Dark Angel

James Lindsay brandishes a sword like an idiot

An article from 2012 entitled "Despite what Black Ops II says, rare earth minerals will not cause a U.S.-China cold war" about the near-future 2025 next to a link from April 4th 2025 that says "China Fires Back at U.S. in Escalating Trade War"

Screenshot of article titled "Josh Brown says this is a classic ‘bear market bounce’" with a different picture of what could be the same trader

The front of the Deathmaster Skaven unit from Warhammer Age of Sigmar

email from the New York Times entitled "What a crab sees before it gets eaten by a cuttlefish"

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #179,191, Jason McMaster ‪@mcmaster.bsky.social‬, joined on Jun 30, 2023"

Dukakis in a tank

A screenshot of the Baltimora - Tarzan Boy(Official Music Video) that has 666 comments.