McPeanuts

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i like playing legends of runeterra and marvel rivals and FFXIV. theres things i like that aren't computer games, too.

so there's this uh, well it's considered a legend really. basically whenever a roman did something really good they were awarded a triumph. it was like a combination parade in your honor and medal and key to the city sort of deal, impossibly prestigious. but, according to legend, one element of the triumph was to have a slave stationed behind the pedestal you are paraded around on, constantly whispering "all glory is fleeting". i'm like that but i say "your dick is small"
galios shield of durand. grant an ally +0/+3. heros horn: draw a champion stormcalling: manifest a titanic unit and summon 2 sigils of the storm
each time i attack strike, swap me with the ally to my right, then recall it
deep and i am a sea monster
i have the option of extra mana every round or every mana on the first round only. also there is a third power that i did not read.
playing against elise. predict has shown 3 spiderlings that she shuffled into my deck. if i draw any of these, elise gets them instead of me.
two armed gearheads with 69 strength. this is funny because 69 is the sex number. you know, the 69 is a well known sexual position, but a lot of people don't think about the fact that you can also do the 96. that one's more of an acquired taste.
unit with power riff (costs 1 less for each card you've drawn this round) and spirit stone (when i'm summoned create a fleeting copy of me in hand)
voidling shell has been removed from the item pool. lux: illuminated's luminosprites gets bright staff (spirit) instead of voidling shell
victory screen for fiddlesticks adventure. build for elder dragon is starforged gauntlets, found fortune, and portal pals
five copies of elise in hand and one in play
screenshot from popular digital card game legends of runeterra. the opponent has 4480 puffcaps in their deck. that's bad (for them)
screenshot from the popular computer game legends of runeterra. it says "total wins 70, all rewards obtained for this month"
fae sprout with summoner's stone ("summon a random champion of my cost"). normally fae sprout costs 1 so this item does something but the cost of the card was reduced by other effects so instead of doing something it does nothing
evershade stalker, 2 mana 2/2 with fearsome, ephermeral, can't block, and "nightfall: create a copy of me in hand". it is equipped with pickaxe which gives +2/+0 and quickstrike blade (play: i start a free attack)
it's blazblue cross tag battle. that's the joke