Archie McPhee

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We make weird! Archie McPhee's famous toys and novelties are available from shops around the world, on http://mcphee.com, and at our Seattle store - home of the Rubber Chicken Museum.

Frog String Lights product shot with the retail box and all ten frogs spread out along the wire. Box is teal and green with a window showing the frogs packed inside. Specs on the package: 6 feet long, warm white LEDs, two AA batteries not included, indoor use only. Battery pack visible at one end. Each frog stands upright with that same pot-bellied, slightly confused posture that makes them weirdly endearing even when they're off.
A set of tiny seagulls and a tiny pack of fries. Behind them, the package they came in labelled "Itty Bitty Flock of Seagulls"
A set of four howling wolf figurines in various poses is displayed in front of their package. The packaging has a starry background and the text "Howling Wolves with Glow Moon." The figurines appear to be howling at a plastic glowing moon hanging from a string.
A package of 4 shrimp clips. Then, below, the top half of a woman's head. She has two shrimp clips in her hair. They look like real shrimp.
A set of four rain frog figures dressed in Christmas outfits, including one in antlers. Package in the background labelled "Merry Christmas Frogs"
An axolotl-themed back scratcher with a pink handle and a cartoonish axolotl head at the top. The text "AXOLOTL BACK SCRATCHER" is displayed above.
A package of "Pacific Northwest Salmon Candy Canes" featuring striped orange and white candy canes, with a graphic of a salmon fish.
A package of four small toy UFOs, featuring a vibrant green and a whimsical design, is displayed against a cosmic-themed background. Each UFO is paired with a greenish base, resembling a beam of light, and is part of a set of four.
Two hands wearing realistic shrimp finger puppets. One is light orange, the other is dark orange. Text above says "Finger Shrimp"
A festive set of four rain frog figurines dressed for Christmas. The figures include one wearing a Santa hat and holding a gift, another with reindeer antlers, and one in a sweater holding a candy cane. The packaging features a holiday-themed background with decorations. The product is called "Merry Christmas Frogs"
Plastic orange goldfish arranged in an appealing way on a printed water backdrop.
A box of Pacific Northwest Salmon Candy Canes, featuring orange and white striped candy canes, is displayed alongside an illustration of a salmon. The packaging prominently features the product name and a graphic of the fish. These taste like salmon.
Four rain frog figurines dressed in camping gear, gathered around a small campfire. The frogs are holding various camping items, such as a walking stick and mugs, with a natural backdrop. The text says, "CAMPING FROGS
Text says, "Bigfoot Back Scratcher" and below is an extendable back scratcher that has Bigfoot's foot on the end to do the scratching.
A bag of 10 tiny orange goldfish.
A venus flytrap figure with an open mouth. The leaves are arranged in such a way that it appears to be meditating in its pot.
Three cat figures squished into bowls. They are collectible toys. The text says "Liquid Cats"
A light pink rubber axolotl toy floats in soapy water, surrounded by bubbles against a soft pink background.
Two hands, each with a shrimp-shaped finger puppet on the tip of a finger. One is light orange and one is dark orange. Text says, "Finger Shrimp"
A fidget toy shaped like intestines. It is filled with pink liquid and food particles.
A toy peanut car driven by a capybara with an orange on its head.
A hand with four finger puppets designed to resemble squirrels, featuring different colors: orange, brown, and gray. The background consists of greenery.
A person's hand is shown holding a novelty finger puppet shaped like a nose. The text above reads "NOSE FINGER PUPPETS."
A corn-shaped multi-tool by Archie McPhee, featuring eight bits. The packaging states "Industrial Strength," and includes a drawing of a smiling corn cob wearing overalls. A real multi-tool in the shape of an ear of corn is shown in the foreground.
A hand with the parts of a unicorn on the fingers, effectively turning it into a unicorn. It is walking on grass with a rainbow in the background.
Two hands facing palms out stick out from the bottom of the screen. Every finger has a glowing knobby, green alien hand finger puppet on the tip. The background is purple.
A finger puppet shaped like a bat is shown, placed on a person's finger against a backdrop featuring a large moon and a starry night sky decorated with crescent moons.
A box labeled "Tiny Box of City Critters" contains four miniature animal figurines: a raccoon, a squirrel, an opossum, and a rat.
A whimsical snail figurine with a yellow and brown spiral shell, wearing a small crown on its head.
A toy set titled "Bigfoot Basecamp" featuring miniature figures and accessories, including Bigfoot, a camper, a campfire, a tent, picnic table, and several trees. The items are displayed in a transparent box.
A small packaging labeled "Tiny Box of Werewolves" contains three miniature werewolf figurines. Each figure has a different pose, featuring furry bodies, distinct facial expressions, and various styles of shorts.
A colorful box titled "Tiny Box of Snails" contains three small, plastic snail figures in various colors: one orange, one green, and another with a yellow-orange shell. The box features a cartoon snail illustration.
A set of 12 tiny crowns in a gold color. There is a package of them in the background. On the package it says, Itty Bitty Crowns and there is a mouse in a crown.
A green electronic pickle with a button. There is a world balloon with "Yodel-Ay-Eee-Ooo!" in it. Behind the pickle is the same pickle in its package.
A whimsical toy featuring a small Bigfoot figure driving a large, exaggerated foot-shaped vehicle. The text "BIGFOOT JOYRIDE" is prominently displayed above the image.
A hand holding a small toy of a rat driving a slice of pizza. The rat is holding a steering wheel.
A glowing green tardigrade night light is displayed against a black background. The text "Tardigrade NIGHT LIGHT" is featured prominently.
A package of miniature orange traffic cones, labeled "Itty Bitty Traffic Cones," containing ten pieces. The background features a road with traffic cones, and a warning label is visible.
An image of three toy rubber chickens mounted on small wheels, designed for racing. The chickens are bright yellow with a red comb and have exaggerated facial expressions. The text "Racing Rubber Chickens" is displayed above them in playful font.
A collection of four quirky, cartoonish monster finger puppets in black and white, featuring various bizarre designs with multiple eyes, claws, and distinct facial features.
A colorful arrangement of four Bigfoot-shaped erasers in blue, pink, green, and orange, with the text "GROOV'N BIGFOOT ERASERS" prominently displayed above them.
Image features a pair of glow-in-the-dark skeleton finger hands being worn on two fingers. The background includes the text "Glow-in-the-Dark Skeleton Finger Hands."
A collection of six colorful plastic monster toys, each with unique features: a blue-haired orange monster with a tongue, a pink creature with spiny arms, a green frog-like figure, a red dragon-like monster, a purple hand monster with wings, and blue octopus monster.
The Tiny Box of Axolotls includes four pink figurines with wide smiles and playful poses in a tiny matchbox.
Packaging labeled Tiny Box of Wizards contains three miniature wizard figurines dressed in black, purple, and blue robes. Below the package is a closer look at the adorable wizards.
A hand inserts a dollar bill into a playful orange cat-shaped coin purse. The cat is curled up and has some striping. He looks content.
A pack of eight miniature surfer figurines in various colors, featuring both male and female surfers on colorful surfboards. The packaging background shows a wave and beach scene.
A set of three stress relief mushrooms in various colors and shapes. The mushrooms include a red one with white spots, a morrel and a button mushroom. The packaging is a header card that says "Stress Mushrooms" with all the mushrooms in a net bag underneath.
A set of four Party Frogs from Archie McPhee. It consists of four plastic frog figures dressed for a party with hats. Two are on their hind legs, one is holding a sign that says surprise and the other a red balloon. In the background there is a picture of the frogs in their package.
"Opera Corn," designed by Archie McPhee - a bright yellow corn cob that, when activated, plays the famous aria "Figaro" from The Barber of Seville along with other opera related sounds. The corn cob is displayed in its packaging, which is illustrated with vibrant imagery of corn plants against a blue sky, featuring a cartoonish corn cob singing the word "Figaro."
An arrangement of four toy cats in boxes, they are pull-back racers. There is a black cat, a gray cat, a beige cat, and an orange cat. The image features the text "Racing Cats in Boxes" at the top.
An air freshener with a cartoon depiction of Bigfoot walking through a forest. The background includes mountains, a lake, and UFOs. The text reads "BIGFOOT."
A humorous package featuring a man with exaggerated facial hair, including a large mustache and goatee. The facial hair can be peeled off and stuck to your own face. The background is light blue, and the word "ARTIST" is prominently displayed at the top with "facial hair" at the bottom.
A ceramic figurine of a baby with an exaggerated shocked expression, packaged in red and black. The packaging features the text "SMOKING BABY" and includes a small pack of fake cigarettes labeled "LIL SMOKES." Warning says, Real Babies Should Never Smoke!
Image features a hand with a red knitted hat on its thumb, labeled as "Thumb Hat." The packaging behind the hand highlights the product as stylish, practical, and a gift for those with cold thumbs.
A big pencil in a person's hand. The size of it is funny. Off to the side, that pencil in a package that says, "Giant Pencil."
A cardboard box labeled "Murder of Crows" contains four black crow figures nestled in a straw nest. They seem very happy, but it's hard to tell with crows.
An electronic noisemaker, "Disappointed Sigh." The toy is red, features buttons for different sigh sounds (male, female, shocked, and end of the world), and includes an illustration of a man expressing disappointment.
A tiny plastic bundle of celery is leaning against a whistle. The background is orange. The celery is mysterious and enticing.
Two toy crows with wings outstretched and wheels are positioned on a wooden surface, facing a single peanut.