Mike Schuster

@mcs212.bsky.social

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Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)

TV ad for Deliver Us From Evil (1973) starring George Kennedy and Jan-Michael Vincent
MST3K - The Girl in Lovers Lane
Futurama scene between gangster robots and one that hasn't paid his debt, mirroring Miller's Crossing Lowly bot: Please Donbot, look into your hard drive and open your mercy file Donbot: File. Not. Found. They blow him away.
Futurama screenshot of Fry talking to a robotic fortune teller. Fortune teller: Have you heard of the monks of Deshuba? Fry: I've...NOT heard of them.
Screenshot from MST3K - Angels' Revenge when the entire angel squad agree to a plan with a thumbs up
Simpsons screenshot: Homer fallen backwards over a fire hydrant during a street fight. Caption: This is even more painful than it looks.
Mr. Show screenshot from the sketch "Directions" where Bob is driving David, who just revealed he has cancer. Bob, captioned: Sorry I jumped on you. I'm under a lot of pressure right now.
Screenshots from The Jinx where a live mic catches Robert Durst talking to himself in the bathroom, captioned: What the hell did I do? Killed them all, of course.
The media bias chart with the entire media landscape under the "Right" bias category
The various I Love the 80s series that VH1 ran 20 years ago
Woman with shaved head who appeared in the Game Boy color ad as the model for the transparent case Game Boy. The banner from the ad reads "What color is yours?" And the clear body 1939 Pontiac is resting on her head where the Game Boy was. In the lower corner is the Pontiac logo with the words "PLAY IT LOUD" in red graffiti lettering underneath.
Media political bias chat that shows the Atlantic all the way on the left
Cartoon portrait of Stan Kelly of Kelly cartoons
Chris Evans in the Avengers Doomsday trailer
Peter MacNicol looking up at the Vigo painting in Ghostbusters II
National Geographic headline: Follow Winnie-the-Pooh's trail in the real Hundred Acre Wood
Dick Tracy villain Flattop in the Daffy Duck short The Great Piggy Bank Robbery
Pubity (???) headline: Jim Parsons says he'll never return as Sheldon in a major way
Pressing the brake button on a salad spinner
Anton Chigurh checking the bottom of his boots outside a suburban home in No Country for Old Men (2007)
Latest Bluesky design decision to swap the Likes and Reposts numbers so they're different from the buttons below them
WALL-E charging himself with solar panels
Get a Life screenshot from the episode "The Big City" where Chris approaches the door to the Big City modeled almost exactly like Gumby approaching the Big City book
Chainsaw and Dave from Summer School (1987)
Kelly LeBrock making a grossed out face in Weird Science after she turns Bill Paxton in a blob creature and he asks to shake her hand
Political pianist Mark Russell
AQI meter at 90, moderate.
Peep Show screenshot of a burning barn. Caption: (Mark) Oh God, I'm a firestarter.
Simpsons gif: Poochie animation cel being dragged upward off frame
Simpsons screenshot of Moe sticking his head into an oven with a paper reading NO FUNERAL pinned to his shirt
Simpsons screenshot: Homer watching the news with Kent Brockman captioned: And on environmental news, scientists have announced
Defector post asking "What's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater?" is quote-posted by a user saying, "MEN AT WORK and OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY always come to mind first when this is brought up. VIRTUOSITY and RICOCHET are up there, too."
A Quaker Oats ad for a discontinued granola bar where the nuts, honey, and broken granola bar appear to (unintentionally) form a skull
Last two panels of the Boardroom Suggestion meme where the top-level exec fumes at the employee, who is then thrown out of a high-rise window
L'Amour de Pierrot, 1905 - two clowns sit at a table of glasses and their overall position forms a skull
David Byrne in the Talking Heads video for "Once in a Lifetime"
A smiling Obama draping a medal around the neck of border czar Tom Homan
Obama administration (2014–2016) Homan was appointed by President Barack Obama as Immigration and Customs Enforcement's executive associate director of enforcement and removal operations in 2013. By 2014, under the Obama administration, Homan began to argue that separating children from their caregivers would be an effective way to discourage illegal border crossings. The journalist Caitlin Dickerson has called him the "intellectual father" of the policy, which he outlined years before the Trump administration adopted it. "Most parents don't want to be separated", Homan told Dickerson. He argued that this makes separation an effective tool for immigration enforcement: "I'd be lying to you if I didn't think that would have an effect." In 2015, the Obama administration awarded him a Presidential Rank Award as a Distinguished Executive. The Washington Post wrote, "Thomas Homan deports people. And he's really good at it."
A smiling Obama draping a medal around the neck of border czar Tom Homan
NPR graphic recommending you nap during the hottest parts of the day
NPR graphic describing How to Stay Cool (Without an Air Conditioner) featuring scrawled drawings of a woman "napping during the hottest parts of the day" and another person "wearing a wet scarf or towel around your head or neck"
MST3K - The Pumaman
The Village from The Prisoner
People Magazine headline from January 26, 2024: Adam Carolla Will Pay Wife $4 Million and $32K a Month in Spousal Support as Exes Agree to Settle Divorce 'The Adam Carolla Show' podcast host initially filed for divorce in May 2021
A bunch of randomly generated names and faces of accounts that now follow me
Handshake meme: "Olivia Newton-John" joining hands with "Hulk, M.D." to co-sign "Let's get into physical"
Screenshot from Batman '66 series with Batman, Robin, Commissioner Gordon, and Chief O'Hara reading one of the Riddler's riddles
Simpsons screenshot of the mobster who's "seeing double here"
Manny in Black Books achieving complete calmness and serenity
Jim Carrey as The Riddler in Batman & Robin (1997) with a speech balloon containing the quoted post
Natalie Portman manic pixie-ing in Garden State (2004)
Regis and Kathie Lee with a trivia clue on screen: Name the 1977 Steven Spielberg film starring Richard Dreyfuss about aliens who visit Earth.
Henry Gibson and Rose Marie on the Dick Van Dyke Show
A grinning Mitch McConnell in a hospital bed
Rondo Hatton in The Brute Man (1946)
The Ripe Vessel diagram from Being John Malkovich
Google Opinion Rewards question In the past week, have you planned or researched for a trip to Kuwait? Yes, I've booked the trip Yes, I'm considering a trip there (selected) I looked into it but decided against it No, but I have for a different destination No, I haven't researched for a trip Prefer not to answer
The many steps at the Jersey City Exchange Place station
Gene Shalit