McTabby

@mctabby.bsky.social

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My politics are simple: We can do better. Billionaires are psychopaths. For profit healthcare and prisons are bullshit. Respect wildlife. Be nice until it’s time not to be nice.

Four square photo grid of different types of Tolkien world orcs. They are hideous.
Lafayette the cook from True Blood is telling a customer that all he has to do is say hold the cyclospora. In the origina scene the customer is homophobic and Lafayette tells him to ask to hold the aids.
Two images stacked. The top one is the original wide screen of the stage with the dancers and the piece of whatever the fuck fell from the rafters. The second image is a closeup of whatever the fuck fell.
For the film Harold and Maude, Harold’s snobby mom wearing an uptight white blouse and holding a teacup like the sophisticated bitch we love.
Photo of Lincoln Memorial’s green reflecting pool labeled HAPPY ALGAEBTQ+ PRIDE MONTH
Two pics. On the left, Trump warmly greets Putin, holding one of Putin’s hands in both of Trump’s— as if Donald wishes to drink him like a glass of water. Trump is giddy and Putin is smiling a dumbass smile. On the right, Obama looks at Putin like a disgusting case of dickrot. Putin is trying to maintain a neutral expression but you can tell he’s getting messaged.
Obama in the produce section of a grocery store eating a peach. He’s wearing a dark suit and tie.
Donald Trump dressed as Dr. Jesus playing Operation
A can of SKOAL smokeless tobacco
Protestor at No Kings rally wearing a “Same shit, different hat” shirt while holding a “FUCK THE POLICE” sign and carrying an U.S. flag
South Park frame showing a giant douche debating a turd sandwich.
Navy blue tshirt with red letters saying: OLD BRA 2028 OVER THE SHOULDERS DEMOCRACY HOLDER
A blue tshirt with white letters that says, “old bra for president 2028 Support change.”
Downey woodpecker (black and white small bird) sitting on a hand with birdseed
Most handsome cat sitting in a dry bathtub while his psycho sister-kitten plays on the edge of the tub.
Light colored rays swimming in a school in green water.
A stupid Trump “Truth” from his jackass social media site. It reads: There is a massive Ecological Disaster unfolding in the Potomac River as a result of the Gross Mismanagement of Local Democrat Leaders, particularly, Governor Wes Moore, of Maryland. A sewer line breach in Maryland has caused millions of gallons of raw sewage to be dumped directly into the Potomac River, a result of incompetent Local and State Management of Essential Waste Management Systems. This is the same Governor who cannot rebuild a Bridge. It is clear Local Authorities cannot adequately handle this calamity. Therefore, 1 am directing Federal Authorities to immediately provide all necessary Management, Direction, and Coordination to protect the Potomac, the Water Supply in the Capital Region, and our treasured National Resources in our Nation's Capital City. While State and Local Authorities have failed to request needed Emergency Help, I cannot allow incompetent Local "Leadership" to turn the River in the Heart of Washington into a Disaster Zone. As we saw in the Palisades, the Democrat War on Merit has real consequences. The Federal Government has no choice, but to step in. FEMA, which is currently being defunded by the Democrats, will play a key role in coordinating the response. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP 3.1k ReTruths 9.46k Likes
35 foot tall inflatable Michael Meyer Halloween decoration
Four square box of online ticket sales from Saturday of the four showings of Melania at the local theater. The first show is about had sold out and then only two seats were sold for the remaining three showings.
Sparkly green dress of a baffling shade of green, in a split frame next to Michigan fall moss. Some of the moss is too deep and some is too brown. Right at the shin seems a close match.
Grinch’s fingers dangling a holiday ornament like Trump plucking his stupid prize from a box.
Vaginal dryness relief product
E.T.
Tacky ass pics of Trump’s tacky ass gilded White House as if it were being featured on Zillow Gone Wild.
The image features Ghislaine Maxwell (left, leopard print coat) alongside Donald Trump (center, suit and red tie) and Melania Trump (right, white shirt with struggle buttons and black pants).