Did one of them turn out to be a bike with a basket in front ?
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BluDemon · Dec 17
😂
Tony D. · Dec 17
Carol Ruth Weber 🦋 · Dec 17
84longroof · Dec 17
Keep the dullards occupied while the trump cult pulls a full oligarch coup.
Pam · Dec 17
So they figured out intergalactic travel but not how to escape detection?
Pamela Kellar · Dec 18
Cute!
Fire chick · Dec 18
I was on a plateau in Peru with a couple of people who believed in UFOs. The first night, they kept pointing at planes (in and out of Lima) and planets, and shouting, "Look! A UFO!" And then, of course, I'd correct them. They never again asked me to join them.
Lux in Tenebris · Dec 18
I heard they were eating the dogs, eating the cats, eating the pets
Deb Holley · Dec 17
I wish! I would be begging ET to take me with him
@jabberwcky.bsky.social · Dec 17
this nation, enabled by social/legacy media, is now a nonstop daily dosage of mass hysteria does anyone just sit and contemplate?
@kwilks1120122.bsky.social · Dec 17
Maybe this can help?
Irish94 · Dec 18
you guys should see the holding pattern for LAX... if we're confusing airplanes for something alien invasions, it's straight up Independence Day out here
AuthorKWilliams · Dec 17
We could only hope.
Dave · Dec 17
Stop flying over NJ!!!
H0logram · Dec 17
Et phone home!
@samwiseacre.bsky.social · Dec 17
Better think twice about shooting anything down this time of year. You could be on the “Naughty List” for the rest of your life. Supreme Court won’t be able to overturn that.
@pymtyc.bsky.social · Dec 18
🤣
John C. S. · Dec 17
These people would go crazy living where I do. I have Buckley Space Force base to the south of me and DIA to the north. I see planes, jets, helicopters, and stars, all the time. We can even see the moon during the day. I can only imagine the conspiracy theories coming from all that.
Mama Nichols · Dec 17
The Flight Radar app will identify any moving object in the sky. Point and search.
Eat the Technogarchs 🏴☠️🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦 · Dec 17
I can’t wait to see you asshats get burned on your hot takes on this one.
Toni · Dec 17
Tee hee🤭
@ajcacr.bsky.social · Dec 17
We have sightings of planes lining up for O'Hare all the time in the Chicago suburbs ...
🌮 Alacrity's Ghost · Dec 17
nuh-uh.
@zazmom.bsky.social · Dec 17
😂😂😂
@jimmy-r.bsky.social · Dec 17
You’ve made me want to go and watch the film again now
Cat Joe💙 🌊 #brotherly_cats_are_awesome · Dec 17
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@eddyg88.bsky.social · Dec 17
Stoopit 🤭
Jean · Dec 17
LJ Farrington · Dec 17
😂😂😂😂😂
@diannecallahan.bsky.social · Dec 17
😘
Phyllis D · Dec 17
😜
Randy Campbell 🇺🇸 · Dec 17
@baniville.bsky.social · Dec 17
could be!
Christopher D. Brown · Dec 17
Look at that HUGE drone behind the bike.
Heather 🙂 · Dec 18
🤣
Redir · Dec 17
@rcam.bsky.social · Dec 17
Alecks Joans 🏳️⚧️ for research purposes only · Dec 17
ET is a psyop to make you think the aliens actually exist in this dimension, which they may or may not, but the real threat is interdimensional aliens.
questionwonder speak · Dec 17
we tend to ignore the plethora of satellites including elon's string of internet satelittes
Swavay Deboner · Dec 18
I think just about everyone with a drone and a camera is trying to cash in on the drone thing. Gonna be funny because Maga's are convinced it's illegal aliens.
@lisadct.bsky.social · Dec 17
Ivan Nevarez 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🫘 ❌👑 · Dec 18
Or a little guy in search of batteries.
Jay B · Dec 17
Americans are always so paranoid and that’s only because that is a great way to make money.
Marie Newman | Politics × Books × Power · Dec 17
Of course, I saw that one😉
Irsjimmy · Dec 18
I think some folks should be worried about all the space junk flying around that inevitably will be falling back to earth one day .....than whatever they see closer to home .
🇨🇦 🇨🇦 a Canadian Boomer ✌️ ☮️ · Dec 17
Or carrying a bag and umbrella... British Intelligence 👀
Gayle S 🦋 🌊 😈 · Dec 17
LOL 😆 🤣
Bing · Dec 17
Fun fact : In the 1800's there were numerous newspaper articles full of reports about "mer-men" being caught in fishing nets.
Phx58 · Dec 17
Haha! That’s good! 😂😂
Another Bob 🇺🇸🫶🇨🇦🫶🇲🇽🫶🇺🇦 · Dec 17
I saw a news report where a guy was in his back yard pointing at supposed drones all around in the sky, and you could see that several of the closer ones had red and green lights just exactly like airplanes have on their wingtips to indicate starboard and port sides. IOW, they were probably planes.
Serenity Now · Dec 17
I was on Mackinac Island in college. All the stars were moving. It was the shrooms.
Mandolyn · Dec 17
@klst86.bsky.social · Dec 19
I’m just surprised they aren’t screaming about drone / alien chem trails yet. 🤦🏼♀️
Just call me T~ · Dec 17
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dwight Williams 🇨🇦 · Dec 18
That would have been a moment of joy to see, and I would like to believe that I'd keep my mouth shut about it unless I was sure that going public would be helpful to *everyone* involved. That certainty might take me a while to get.
@krice2001.bsky.social · Dec 17
I posted the same thing...
We Bury Our Mistakes · Dec 17
A friend of mine just finished a month long paddle in the Grand canyon. One of her first texts was "we def saw a UFO" 🤨 I said I thought you weren't getting any news out there. She says "what do you mean"
Donald W. Deer · Dec 17
Mark Uban has a great sense of humor!
Lawrence V Webster · Dec 18
Something crazy is about to happen, Mark. Stand by and keep your eyes open.
Dewey Diva · Dec 17
Anyone check with Dominos and Amazon. I mean it is the Xmas season.
Snowball · Dec 18
🤣🤣🤣
🔬godhatesyeast🔬 · Dec 17
having a functioning brain has its advantages
Scott Allen · Dec 17
We are in the dumbest timeline.
Honey Rader · Dec 18
Just shows there’s never too much hysteria in this country 🤣🤣🤣
Mario Nicolais · Dec 17
Why are you so against folks who just want to phone home?!? 🤣🤣🤣
@ohchrist.bsky.social · Dec 18
This might be the funniest thing you've ever said
Hector Caro · Dec 18
🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Larry · Dec 18
Drone are a conspiracy theory. Objects in sky can be explained if you believe in reason.
Conchita · Dec 17
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@joemamatee.bsky.social · Dec 17
Why were those kids still peddling their bikes after being lifted in the air
x Driver 69 x, Ph.D. عبقرية فائقة · Dec 17
My god, It's full of stars...
🎶 When words fail, music speaks 🎶 · Dec 17
Is this “they’re eating the cats, eating the dogs” redux?🤔🤷♀️
Steve Marsman · Dec 17
@paulkrugman9.bsky.social should continue to focus on this, rather than influence the #Democrats with is horribly ill-advised takes on #Bitcoin and #Crypto. It was a YUGE wedge issue the Dems lost on bigly. Glad he's retiring.
@navytrueblue.bsky.social · Dec 17
OH MARK. WITH MULTIPLE COLORED LIGHTS. CHRISTMAS VERSION. I'LL ASK STEVEN NEXT TIME WE TALK. YOU'RE WELCOME. HAPPY HOLLIDAYS
Rainforest · Dec 17
This is the best I seen so far. The positive coverage of drones. Zipline US department of state awards for corporate excellence. The department recognized Zipline Ghana for its innovative work to deliver perishable medical supplies,including COVID 19 and other vaccines. Delivered 15 M vaccines
✨🦋Jeannette Jaybird🦋✨ · Dec 17
Is it just me or are the MSM just desperate to distract us with ANYTHING so we don’t talk about HEALTHCARE (#1 cause for bankruptcy), AFFORDABLE HOUSING AND GROCERIES, GUN VIOLENCE (#1 cause of death for children), CITIZENS UNITED (we need $ out of politics), the NRA, etc.
Mitchell Gam · Dec 17
It’s New Jersey folks. Let’s take it easy until drones start being seen in other places.
@chappellpherom0an.bsky.social · Dec 17
LMAO
@gonzoengineer.bsky.social · Dec 17
As soon as everybody had a camera in their pocket, Bigfoot sightings dropped to zero.
@robertcopeland.bsky.social · Dec 17
Throw them into darkness and then sit back and watch the pattern. They pick the most dangerous enemy they can find, and it's themselves. All we need do is sit back and watch. Their world is full of Maple Streets, and we'll go from one to the other and let them destroy themselves. One to the other...
@sunheri.bsky.social · Dec 18
Interesting
buckzollo.bsky.social · Dec 17
ET phone home
Lynnlee ⭐️ · Dec 18
That’s great! 😂😂😂
Democracy Dies In...Trump · Dec 17
If they wanted to be unidentified they wouldn't have blue and green lights... LOLOLOLOLOL
Better Humans Better Planet · Dec 17
Believe in the people Mark. Something is up. When you/they next see triangles w lights in the sky you’ll come back here looking for me. Who was that guy? Then I’ll explain it to you.
@boatmatears.bsky.social · Dec 17
Allie Reese · Dec 17
We need the aliens at this point.
Ashleigh Parsons · Dec 18
When I visited the observation deck of the Sears Tower in Chicago, the visibility was 10+ miles. You could reckon the curvature of the earth, and you could see the stacked circling planes where the bottom one would peel off to land at O'Hare as the stack would ratchet down one position. There
Tony M 🌊🦋🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🟪🎶🐕🍷🍸 · Dec 18
🤣😁🤣
Boomer - Release the Tapes · Dec 18
Your humor is so sly
LadyGardener · Dec 18
Hahahahaha. Good one Mark.
Students for Democracy · Dec 18
When alienated from society, conspiracy theory belief gives meaning to life WHEN WIELDED BY TRAITORS - CAN BE DEADLY
Weeza · Dec 17
LAX has an east to west line all the time. They're called aircraft planes. Calm the F down you babies
Denver is too damn high 🚲 · Dec 17
People in NJ right now
Comrade Adam · Dec 17
Yet another "drone" sighting.
Maverick Tennis · Dec 18
probably Elon Musk on a broom. #SurrenderAmerica
It’s Bek · Dec 17
I have a skylight in my bathroom, I thought I was seeing a satellite, could have been one. I wish it was ET, that would have been fun
Aunt Gi · Dec 17
More like this, I think.
Anthony Tribuzio Sr. · Dec 17
😂😂😂
Linda · Dec 17
😅🤣
@mat111.bsky.social · Dec 17
😂🤣
Gayle "B5Raven" 🫘🌻 · Dec 17
Stephanie-Can-Fly · Dec 18
Aliens, for sure… J/K
YounElan · Jan 26
Imho, if ET was here today rather than phone home, he probably text home
P.Hyper · Dec 17
I’d be more concerned what Orions Belt is up to.
Batwayne or Just Wayne · Dec 18
This drone nonsense is just…why? Seriously. Trump hasn’t taken office yet, there’s no reason people should be freaking out over drones. After he takes office…might be warranted. I did most of my ranting about him on FB to a closed-circuit audience, but I am still a little paranoid, ngl.
Dirk Wright · Dec 17
Why in the hell are you making fun of thousands of people who have seen these with their own eyes, including many experts and official personnel? What an incredibly childish and immature thing to do.
Jmas944 · Dec 17
With an alien in the basket! It’s an invasion! Run for the hills! People are so stupid and gullible.
Emergency Motown System · Dec 17
ahaha seriously
@candypops.bsky.social · Dec 17
🤣🤣🤣
dlaindy · Dec 17
If people would consider all implications, it might be more revealing. Just something to "ponder".
@blessyourheart32.bsky.social · Dec 17
It's my out of galaxy relatives flying in for Christmas y'all. Calm the f down!
@jjsims.bsky.social · Dec 17
I wonder if Kimbal musk did this for Elon?
AZgirl in WY😽🗽 · Dec 17
Dude. I keep waiting to hear Orson Wells break in over our newsfeeds. 👀
Still Brilliant at Breakfast · Dec 17
Why did I see one in the sky while on a Caribbean cruise then?
LeslieBDoyle · Dec 17
😂
Stephen Kocen · Dec 17
I think it is all the mall Santas heading home on their sleighs after a hard day being Jolly for the kids and eating cookies and drinking milk
Jonathan Kine · Dec 18
Did they phone home?
Gary Alan Henson · Dec 17
👍😆
The Liberty Pear · Dec 17
Pamela in CA · Dec 17
Patti Mack 🇨🇦🍁 · Dec 17
Billy · Dec 17
Now they're in Texas
Joseph Mark Glazner · Dec 18
Satire
E Pluribus Unum · Dec 17
You see... Aliens don't have positioning lights
Muffet · Dec 18
The American mind fascinates me. They react to Drones how cave dwellers reacted to Meteorites. They thing Jesus is American. They think God is American. This is some sad Dark Ages shite going on.
Pim Barnett · Dec 17
Cosmologists are able to take clear, HD quality photos of Uranus. Why aren’t there clear images of these flying objects? Why haven’t the owner/owners come forward? Why are they allowed to fly over sensitive installations? 🤔🤔🤫 I’m not a conspiracy minded person. Just curious.
Barstool · Dec 17
There's a likely explanation and once everyone starts looking at the sky in anticipation everything becomes a UFO
Kat in SRQ · Dec 18
We can see the Space Station each night from the W Gulf Coast of Florida and wonder why it's so clearly visible.
DJ the bleamer · Dec 17
Michie 🫘 · Dec 18
Ok so last night I'm outside in break, I watched a helicopter for 5 minutes making sure it wasn't. Because I couldn't hear it, turned out to be a small plane. 😂😂😂😡
@mjsinclair1.bsky.social · Dec 17
As a 26 year air traffic controller in the NY\NJ area. I find it amazing the number of people who are looking up for the very first time in their lives.
Tsadpharim, aspirant to The Kind · Dec 18
Mark do you have a mastermind group?
@ilastickman.bsky.social · Dec 17
Download FlightRadar24 on your phone. Aim your camera at an aircraft. IF the aircraft has an active ADS-B transponder squawk code, the app will provide information about the aircraft. ATC assigns each aircraft a squawk code, allowing ATC to identify each aircraft and monitor it's position by gps.
@larrydc41.bsky.social · Dec 18
I told Spielberg no ET Part 2
DEMOCRACY DIVA · Dec 17
And then you realized 1/3 of the citizens are idiots
Matt Orion · Dec 17
These are real! We saw them in Orlando last month hovering ominously
@jay1c.bsky.social · Dec 17
Lol Quick and witty response. . .
@prgrsvboomer51.bsky.social · Dec 17
Typical mass hysteria. The drones will magically disappear after the holidays.
Thakman📎🇺🇸 · Dec 18
Living in Denver there were times when it was extremely cold at night one could see hundreds of flickering lights in the sky. Ice crystals reflecting the city lights.
@chester1995.bsky.social · Dec 17
I wish.
Jan Flanders · Dec 17
I feel compelled to admit that the one UFO I have seen was in Princeton. In 1983. Long before drones. It was very cool.
Hartley Patterson · Dec 17
I came out my front door one night and there were slowly moving lights in the sky and a lawn mower engine sound. It was, obviously, Richard Branson's Virgin airship which was based at a nearby airfield.
Edward McWilliams · Dec 18
Now that is a worthy drone. Human and alien combined.
Ah Sierra · Dec 17
War of the Worlds type shiite. That took place in the Princeton NJ area.
Michelle Mears · Dec 17
E.T. phone home…
Don Anderson · Dec 17
Maybe, in addition to a basic minimum education (for all) in History, civics and math, there should be some level of understanding of astronomy provided as well.
Nazanin777 💙 · Dec 17
HoosierIrish · Dec 17
These drones have been around since I was in high school
Bigtomk22 · Dec 17
I hope people don't continue to make light of the situation. A lot of these can be explained as planes or drones, but there are those that are actual UAP's. We know that there is NHI living on this planet and we need to start paying attention.
@markwarden.bsky.social · Dec 18
This drone thing is so silly
Diane Marshall · Dec 17
clever
Daniel Kaiser · Dec 19
😂😂😂😂
Barbara Binsten · Dec 17
Drone distraction! Wait till they find out Taylor Swift was behind the wheel, eating M&M’s, drinking a Bud Light while streaming the Barbie Movie on Hunter’s Laptop.