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bitten by a radioactive know-it-all. made ars paradoxica and remarkable providences with the whisperforge

Google Maps screenshot depicting a 3 hour 17 minute driving route from Troy, NY to Ithaca, NY
In a glass display case is a series of toy boxes priced at 830 points called “Squirt Wee Boy”
FRIDAY, JULY 17 ONE LETTER LESS OR MORE The word below contains the letters of the word above plus or minus the letter in the middle. One letter is already in the right place. HANDMADE -D Pencil note says “HEADMAN”
SAT/SUN, JULY 11/12 Brainteaser The riders start in Tarbes. In what city will they finish? Cities: Tarbes > Paris > Sarran > Verdun > Perpignan Commercy Colmar Orléans Grenoble
Food truck panel that reads “EAT HERE HOTDOG (chicken) COFFEE (Americano Espresso Cappuccino)”. There is an AI-generated poster of Vincent Van Gogh enjoying hot dogs in a field of sunflowers.
AI-generated poster that reads BOURSIN PIZZA 7€ above a slice of pizza exploding with cheese above the rest of the pizza.
Timmy Turner praying meme template. Text omitted from the image to allow reader to draw own conclusions about the president delivering a speech in a thunderstorm
COLLECT ALL THE PARTS! Slimy goo with random ‘The Flesh’ parts! Doctor Who ‘The Flesh’ Goo Pod White goo overflows from a toy plastic cube shaped like Doctor Who’s spaceship. Parts of the 11th Doctor Who are in the goop, and a diagram shows possible parts.
Sat/Sun, June 6/7 Doodle Puzzle AM U OUS
-ANOTHER SUMMER GONE WITHOUT A MINDLESS BIG-BUDGET ACTION MOVIE. -HUH? DIE HARD WAS NOTHING BUT ACTION! -NO, IT WAS TOO TALKY. -WHAT? TOO TALKY? -I TALLIED IT MINUTE-BY-MINUTE. ITSAT LEAST 60% PEOPLE WALKING AND TALKING. ALL THOSE MOVIES ARE -JUST ONCE, I WANTA REAL ACTION MOVIE. 30 SECONDS OF EXPOSITION FOLLOWED BY A PERFECT 90-MINUTE ACTION SCENE. ONE WITH A HUGE BUDGET, A GOOD CHOREOGRAPHER, AND A GREAT DIRECTOR. -AND THEY SHOULD CENTER IT AROUND SOME CHARACTER WE ALREADY KNOW, SOMEONE WE NEVER GET TIRED OF WATCHING. -I THINK WEVE GOT SOMETHING HERE... COMING THIS SUMMER: RIVER TAM BEATS UP EVERYONE
Matt Johnson holds a sharpie in Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie: “This is going to be a copyright nightmare.”
Delta Airlines seatback display showing “Delta Studio” movies. Titles include: Avatar: Fire and Ash, GOAT, The Bride!, Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie, Protector
Public toilet with the sign “Urinoir”
Raphael’s The School of Athens
Image of interview with Robert Harward with his strange appearance replaced with Ryan Gosling’s SFX mask from Drive.
But she couldn't afford the $5,100 monthly rent by herself. She needed to find a subletter, but her spare time was spoken for: She was volunteering to help those impacted by the wildfires currently ravaging the Pacific Palisades. Grove, a dedicated empath and striving progressive who has two decades of experience in education, always tried to see the good in others, and she wanted to embody those qualities herself.
Grove woke up to find Mollison sleeping on the couch, presumably drunk. After Mollison got up, Grove noticed bright red stains smeared all over the cushions: Flamin' Hot Cheetos. This wasn't a piece of Ikea furniture, either, but rather a designer midcentury modern sofa from Cisco Home that Grove's ex-boyfriend bought for $6,600 (plus delivery). Grove quickly took the covers off the cushions and brought them to her local dry cleaner, who charged her over $300 to remove the bright red Cheeto dust. Grove, with her aversion to confrontation, again didn't say anything to Mollison, but knew she had to cut her tenantship short.
Grove was confused: Mollison wasn't on the lease, hadn't signed a written subtenant agreement, had barely any belongings in the house, and had begun to damage Grove's stuff. Why couldn't Grove just kick her out and change the locks? It felt absurd, and a little ironic. Grove, a diehard liberal, wholeheartedly supported tenants' rights, but she could tell that this eviction process - something that she morally didn't even necessarily agree with - was going to be difficult.
ONE LETTER LESS OR MORE The word below contains the letters of the word above plus or minus the letter in the middle. One letter is already in the right place. ELECTION +S S________
WORD PYRAMID Each word in the pyramid has the letters of the word above it, plus a new letter. H (1) aloha — HI (HA?) (2) holds — HAS (3) hard currency — CASH (4) pandemonium — CHAOS (5) tortilla chips — NACHOS (6) lyrical French song — CHANSON
xkcd: [A diagram of a TrackPoint pointer on a keyboard, under which is a continuous line labeled "Tone of Conversation-Formal to Informal." There are four boxes under this line.] How to refer to the pointer thing on laptop keyboards: Very formal: TrackPoint™-style pointer Formal: Nub Informal: Nipple mouse Very informal: Clit mouse
Two dress shirts on top of each other. One is blue with a white stripe, one is yellow with a gold stripe
ABOUT How We Came Here BattlEye (BE) was founded by *Christopher Moltisanti* in October 2004. Starting out as an external 3rd-party anti-cheat for Battlefield Vietnam, first versions were quickly released and it rapidly gained first acknowledgement. In early 2005, it was integrated in the first professional leagues. Due to request by the community, BattlEye was then ported to Battlefield 1942 and again used by some leagues.
A celebratory bottle of Veuve Clicquot brut.
Digimon’s Gabumon, crucified.
WORD PYRAMID Each word in the pyramid has the letters of the word above it, plus a new letter. (1) fourth note (2) at a great distance (3) concern (4) burn brightly (5) ... Einstein (6) of a government F 1. FA 2. FAR 3. FEAR 4. FLARE 5. [blanks] 6. FEDERAL
Everyone disliked that.
Slay the Spire 2 card: (3) End of Days - Skill Apply 29 Doom to ALL enemies. Kill enemies with at least as much Doom as HP. Doom: At the end of the enemy turn, if it has at least as much Doom as HP, it dies. Imbued: This card is played automatically at the start of each combat.
A black cat sits on a blanket. There is a blue ribbon bow on its head.
Bluesky search results for “amiiboeme”, only returning the original post.
Promo image for TV series “Watson”
He portrays himself as a self-made businessman, but Newsom has reaped huge financial benefits from his ties to old money and power in San Francisco, particularly with his lifelong association with Gordon P. Getty, one of the nation's richest men. Getty, 69, billionaire heir to an oil fortune and friend of Newsom's family for 50 years, helped Newsom become a millionaire by investing in every important venture of the supervisor's business career. According to public records and documents Newsom himself provided: -- Getty, or trusts and firms he controls, is lead investor on 10 of Newsom's 11 businesses, including his PlumpJack group of wine, restaurant, resort and real estate ventures. "Plump Jack" is the name of an opera Getty wrote.
Blackout poetry of quoted post. Reads: “imo the problem is Business Guys”
Mario Kart World: at the end of the first leg of an online “Knockout Tour”, a driver goes from first place to last place in seconds, removing them from the race.
Tiktok screenshot of Griffin Newman dressed as Watto. The AI overview identifies him as “Grogu”
Star Trek The Next Generation: Guinan (Whoopi Goldberg) fires a laser weapon upwards.
Murphy: Yeah, I've been a part of a bunch of different conversations over the last 48 hours in which we are—you're trying to come up with a list of reforms that meets the moment. And what I mean by that is this: I understand that under the gun of a government shutdown, we are not going to be able to do a comprehensive immigration reform package.
Murder, She Wrote “Hannigan’s Wake”: within a house at night, a desperate man struggles with a woman, and he pushes her into a cabinet, killing her. The sound editing is interesting.
"Once you've been, you'll never stop wanting to beat with your bare hands." - ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
POLITICS Iran can't hit back over Soleimani's killing because America has only fictional heroes like SpongeBob SquarePants, a prominent cleric said By Sahar Esfandiari Jan 6, 2020, 6:05 AM ET
Here’s a timeline of the Kenwood High incident on Oct. 20, according to school officials: 7:04 p.m. — Omnilert sent an alert for review 7:05-7:06 p.m. — School system safety personnel and the Maryland Safe Schools facilitator reviewed the alert and canceled it. 7:17 p.m. — Kenwood’s principal reported the alert to a school resource officer. “Because this alert was received after school hours, the SRO called the local [police] precinct,” school officials stated. 7:23 p.m. — Police arrived at Kenwood after receiving a report of a suspicious person with a weapon. Trained school system safety professionals review the images and either validate or cancel alerts based on what they see. Canceling means that no action is taken. Validating means that safety personnel notify police.
William Shatner as Captain Kirk walks past a space fantasy village market. In the center is a goat that has been dyed teal and purple below its neck
TikTok: front facing video of a woman describing her understanding of Steve Martin
A cardboard box labeled “SAMSUNG The Frame 75” sits in the back of a Tesla Cybertruck
Screenshot of “Yaris” for Xbox Live Arcade. A Toyota Yaris is racing through a half-tube with a robotic claw arm sticking out of the car.
30 Rock: Jack tells Kenneth “That’s Republican, we count those.”
Photo of a a dog licking a man’s face backgrounded by an image of 9/11
Maze Mice clip: Humphrey the mouse, at the center of The Dream's ever-shifting cloud maze, fends off an endless stream of cat ghosts. At the end a ghost reaches them, and the run ends, scoring 4.5 million points across an 823-minute run. The ending screen notes that the player's weapons all achieve hundreds of thousands of points of damage per second, with the "Minefield" upgrade dealing 600K DPS, for 29.6 million total damage.
Tobias Funke saying “but it might work for us”
There will not be a portrait mode, only a landscape mode
iTunes Store: LMovie Dialogue Alert Tones It's So Fluffy!! Despicable Me $0.99 Darth Vader: I Am Your Father Star Wars $0.99 Agnes: He's So Fluffy, I'm Gonna Die! Despicable Me $0.99 Al Pacino: Say Hello to My Little Friend! Scarface $0.99 Yoda: Do or Do Not, There Is No Try Star Wars $0.99 Tom Hanks: Houston, We Have a Problem Apollo 13 $0.99 Harry Potter Epic Themes & Movie Soundtracks $1.29 Darth Vader: What Is Thy Bidding, My Master? Star Wars $0.99 Jim Carrey: B-E-A-utiful Bruce Almighty $0.99 Ahhh...Kelly Clarkson!! The 40 Year-Old Virgin $0.99
Clip from Maze Mice, much like the original post. This time, the mouse at the center of the maze is emitting countless lasers around them, and the flood of ghosts is cut down by myriad upgrades.
Clip of the video game Maze Mice. A mouse, sitting still in the center of the maze, fires projectiles too fast to see. They are in the triple-digit levels, and have a run timer in the 38 minute range.
A diagram demonstrates the brainward path of travel for a cap-bolt gun, used to euthanize cows, from the WikiHow article “How to Humanely Euthanize a Cow”
30 Rock: Jack Donaghy holds a graph that says mostly “The Biggest Loser”, a sliver that says “everything else”, and a section that says “Make it 1997 again through science or magic”
Ancient stone idol of a fat woman sitting between two hounds from Çatalhöyük, Turkey
Goofy, Sora, and Donald cross weapons in Kingdom Hearts, activating a Trinity Point.
The Teamwork Pokémon Passimian. He’s a monkey with a football helmet.
The hippodrome atop Palatine Hill, Rome