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A blueberry waffle sandwich has spicy sausage and eggs on it. There is a Smurfette glass with orange juice.
A sketch in the foreground shows a cuck chair on a sketch pad in pencil. Next to it is the actual cuck chair
An old man in the front throwing up a piece sign. He's on a golf course. His older son with long hair is behind him.
WWF @ Kansas City, MO – Kemper Arena – June 6, 1986 (7,000) A match between WWF World Champion Hulk Hogan and King Kong Bundy was scheduled but Hogan was a no-show because of flight problems; as a result, an unannounced battle royal took place and fans were told to keep their ticket stubs to get a free ticket for the next show due to Hogan’s no-show Jose Luis Rivera (sub. for Scott McGhee) fought Paul Christy to a draw Jimmy Jack & Dory Funk Jr. defeated Danny Spivey & George Wells Lanny Poffo pinned Iron Mike Sharpe Ricky Steamboat fought Jake Roberts to a double disqualification WWF IC Champion Randy Savage defeated Tito Santana via disqualification Tito Santana won a battle royal; other particpants included: King Kong Bundy, WWF IC Champion Randy Savage, Jake Roberts, Ricky Steamboat, Jose Luis Rivera, Paul Christy, Lanny Pofo, Iron Mike Sharpe, George Wells, Danny Spivey, Jimmy Jack & Dory Funk Jr.
Two hotdogs on buns with avocado and queso fresco on a papered plate
A breakfast biscuit sandwich consisting of a hash brown patty, eggs, sausage crumbles, and American cheese sits on a plate outside on a patio. There is a cup of coffee in the background. There are trees and sky behind that. It is a gorgeously clear sky
A bowl of cereal is in the foreground A box of cereal is behind it to the left. A bottle of fairly free milk is behind it to the right.
Roger, a one year old orange cat with a white chest and face is yawning. He is sitting on a loveseat in front of a bed that the fitted sheet needs fixing Please don't judge me.
A lock screen on an iPhone. It is a closeup of a tortoiseshell cat (her name is Poop). It's one half of her face.
A sketchbook with white paper has an ink sketch on it of an empty flower pot. The sketchbook is held in the kck hand of the photographer. In the background the empty flower pot sits on a patio table with the deck's handrail behind it.
Roger the orange cat sits on the back of a loveseat, pawing the screen on the window. Stuck to the window on the exterior is a transparent bird feeder with bird feed
My mom
Roger the orange cat (one year old) rests on my leg under a blanket and nods off to sleep; blissfully unaware of how rude it is to do what he does.
A double Patty cheeseburger with peanut butter making it a Goober Burger
A human opens a back door to reveal a deck being hammered by rain and some hail
Kauffman stadium, Crown Vision is there off in the distance
Three dudes walking on a trail. An old bald guy with a beard took the pick. His 2 sons are also walking with him. It's a gravel trail with grass on either side and a row of trees and shrubs along the fence line.
Screenshot of weather app.
Two idiots chasing an owl around the house and finally removing it with a fireplace log moving tool
A dead tree lays across power lines. The tree blocks a driveway. It's sunny out.
Painting of a bald dude in a chair, holding a goat.
The view of Kaufman Stadium from the Rock Island Trail Royal vision is lit up
A locally grown Angus Kansas City Strip steak is shown. It has a decent sear on the outside and is a perfect medium rare pink in the center.
A mountain bike is in the lower third & foreground of this nature scene. The bike is slightly to the left of center. It's sits on grass and the left side is lined with trees and the branches still have not grown leaves. Way off in the distance is 470 highway bridge. Barely visible on the left hand side is Rock Island trail.
Roger the almost one year old no brain having orange cat stares blankly into the camera. He is wearing a shiny green top hat.
This post is a meme. The top line is the username of the final poster "This generation super comfortable with going to hell" Cropped to another post "Yall think Rosa parks was a squirrel or a creamer (think face emoji)
An orange cat not quite a year old rests somehow on two parts of the cat tower deal
A whole mess of popcorn shrimp sits snugly inside a couple of hotdog buns. The kneln the left has garlic Parmesan & creamy hot sauces on it. The one on the right has bang bang sauce (Aldi. Get some. Asap). The whole shebang is on a paper plate.
An Old Fashioned served up in a retro glass.
A tortoiseshell cat (Poop) sleeps on a pair of jeans. There is a blurry pair of vans sneakers at the end of the jeans.
An iPhone 14 with a freshly cracked screen and a chip missing from the top right of the screen
A ribeye sits on a yellow ish plate. There is mashed potatoes on the plate as well
A braised short rib sits on a bed of mashed potatoes & sautéed mushrooms and a wine sauce.
An older digital pic of to boys "running from the cops"
A faux brick wall has a new car door on it. On the orher side is a young orange cat and 5 year old tortoiseshell cat.
A bunch of acrylic paint on a canvas. Smeared, splattered, and even took an an roller to it
A young man w/ a bad mustache holds an American bulldog named Lois. They are on the floor and the both are happy
A Traeger smoker is opened to reveal a prime Rib roast from Aldi.
An acrylic painting of a Xmas tree in front of a mountain. Somehow, it's decorated and glowing ish.
Patrick Mahomes holding a Super Bowl championship trophy during our amazing dynasty.
An empanada with "Mcochada" seared into it. It was full of meat and it was incredible
2025 Top artist: war on drugs Top genre: alternative Top song: harmonia's dream (live...) by the war on drugs Top album: Rome by the National
A turkey with a bacon weave over jts breasts sits in a smoker.
Screenshot of Apple Music playing "ball and biscuit" by the white stripes.
A bearded man and his tortie shell cat (named Poop) look to their left. She is sitting on his shoulder (she does this a lot)
GEHA field at Arrowhead Stadium
Two people in an ice cream shop sitting on the same side of the table. On the left is a 16 year-old boy looking at his grandfather and listening intently on the right is an older man the boys grandpa and he is scooping up a spoonful of ice cream while he is telling the other person something
The view out of an airplane window. The left wing is visible. The sky is kind of orange.
A fire burns inside a metal drum. There is a lawn chair behind it and to the left. A driveway to a road is visible.
A room with blood splatter everywhere on the walls. Probably a still from a Horror movie.
A clone of a Jazzmaster, made by guitar company called IYV, sits in a guitar stand on a rug. There is another guitar behind this one. A portion of a monitor is visible in the left side.
Finished acrylic paint king of a night time ocean view A full moon hangs over the ocean, reflecting on the water.
Acrylic painting under a layer of MODPODGE glaze.
An acrylic painting of a full moon over the ocean, running into the beach. It is night time and the artist suuuuuuucks.
Progress pic: The top half of the painting is mostly complete. Thrrr the a full moon I bc the dark sky. The canvas has been taped off with painters tape for a clean horizon line. Still working/ pairing outside today on the deck & patio table
The canvas is primed and tinted with a very light blue. The work station is set up on a patio table. Various painting supplies are strewn about the table.
A picture of the night sk over the ocean and beach. There is a bright moon in the sky, reflecting over the water. It's reflection stretches all the way to the shore/ beach
An old "Good One" smoker sits on a driveway. It has two flat tires and is supported by bricks n a saucepan for a mop sits on top of the smoke box. There is also a part of a cinder block on top of the smoke box as well. This is to help keep it sealed. It has light gray/ white-ish smoke coming out of it. Inside are 2 slabs of ribs.
An orange kitten peeks into the bath tub
Two breakfast burritos sit on a paper plate that is on a glass patio table ln a deck in the woods. There is a cup of coffee and a glass of orange juice on the table sitting in front of a laptop (locked screen)