Medium D. Hollow

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Professional Wife Guy Quintessential Midwestern Millennial Cleveland’s Unelected Representative 36 or 37 years old He/him/hollow

World’s handsomest piebald cat. His stupid little tongue is sticking out. What a special guy I sure like him a lot
Homer Simpson preparing to say “I sleep in a big bed with my wife”
Kirby streeeetched out over a car in order to operate it. A cute family of ducks crossing the road in front of kirbycar
Handsome white and gray piebald cat draped across a tall cushioned chest ottoman, orange chair in the background
Close up of a handsome fella with dark brown hair cut short and choppy, would look bad maybe if he wasn’t so cool
Screenshot of a game description that reads “Unfair Flips is a short incremental clicker about flipping the world's worst coin over and over until you get ten heads in a row. The game practices true randomness; it is possible that the first ten times you flip the coin will be all heads. However, it's exceedingly unlikely; with a 20% chance of flipping heads each time, your odds of getting ten in a row are one in 9,765,625. As you play, you can push the odds to be more in your favor, chaining heads together to upgrade your coin. However, getting ten heads in a row will never be guaranteed.” Followed by the image of a pixelated coin sitting tails-up on a table with incremental button increases for odds changing featured on the right side of the screen
MediumHollow’s engagement chart for the year, showing a massive drop off in the back half of the year Yellow and orange bar graph on a black background
Yellow bear of very little brain nailing a paper star to the top of a Christmas tree poorly drawn on his wall
Weird thanksgiving tweet by prezzy T-bone (the worst!) reading “Very sad to hear that the highly respected and beloved Professional Golfer, Fuzzy Zoeller, has passed away. In 1979, Fuzzy won the Masters Tournament (Only 1 of 3 to win in his first appearance!) and, in 1984, he won the U.S. Open at Winged Foot Golf Club, and famously waved the white towel on the 18th Hole as he went on to beat Greg Norman in an 18 Hole playoff. A truly remarkable person and player, he will be missed!”
Cover for a movie called Lo that came out in 2009 Weird gross bald demon laying on a floor with a pitch black background with a large gray heart featuring an arrow sticking through it (Cupid style) floating above it
A youngish Noam Chomsky, still old actually but he’s so old now that this picture of him as old makes him seem young? Grey haired and bespectacled, with a snaggletoothed and predatory smile
Vash the Stampede, white “guy” with spiky blonde hair , little yellow glasses and a sick ass red coat. He’s lookin’ sheepish, which is to say amused and embarrassed
Fat pikachu from Generation 1 of the pokemon game series, before he was modified specifically for broad appeal cuteness or whatever
Patrick Warburton (a massive white guy) squeezed into a blue rubber bug costume while mogging the camera
Sleepy Randy the decade old piebald basking in the sunlight in his most favorite cardboard box, mouth agape and chompers shining
Plate of lightly fried and breaded perch and potato wedges with sides of slaw and tartar sauce, mmm slop
PRC flag in the background, Chairman Mao as a slutty lil Frenchman in the foreground
6 slightly differently sized and colored brown leather jackets hanging in a lil coat closet beneath an Ascension expansion set and a Disney Trivial Pursuit box
Sleepy D Randy, piebald cat and the light of my life, yawning reeeeal big
Age Assurance card needed to check messages lmao You’re never gonna catch me, feddos
Graphic depiction of Medium Hollow joining the battle in the style of super smash brothers ultimate
Divatox from Power Rangers Turbo
Dictionary definition of the word “petty” as of little importance or trivial
Cartoon of Hollow and Sleepy Randy looking all scratchy and square
Me misunderstanding the concept of a substack multiple times over the last 8 months to varying but admittedly small degrees of comedy
Doohickey I dare not describe
Cover poster for Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom
A post by me from February that reads “how hard do you think Jeff Tiedrich gripped his turgid member the moment he realized trump was winning the election”
Forgotten Realms Underdark Drow dressed in a magic eyepatch and pirate hat
Beret Girl from An Extremely Goofy Movie
Magna Defender, most badass of all the sixth rangers. Black Sentai power armor with a steer motif
Stock market grid I think? Seems bad because in polite society read means stop and green means go
DC Justice League’s Hall of Justice. Dope as fuck. Peak construction. Probably built by poorly paid contractors
The first Dempsey Roll
Greasy, tattooed and balding 30 something white guy grimacing behind a dumpster
Buzzsaw from Running Man, alternately a porky white guy in goggles grimacing at a younger, sexier Arnold Governator
Title card for Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad featuring the logo and the titular internet based UltraMan
A screen shot of a text message call and response that reads “gluttony is a sin” into “so is shooting big juicy ropes but that didn’t stop Martin Luther” I’m so fucking funny goddamn
Sleepy Randy the autistic piebald dumpster cat living his best life in his new favorite box while my wife and I try reorganize the rooms in our house
Patricia Arquette as Allison DuBois
Piebald cat, full name Sleepy Randy, doing what he likes to do best (hog the blankets)
Title card for the Sailor Moon anime
Bathroom wall scrawl that reads LADIES, BE QUIET! BE NICE! Edited to say LADIES, MED WHO TRY TO SILENCE YOU ARE COWARDS
Middlin’ Harlow and his number one best buddy Sleepy Randy the piebald emotionally underdeveloped cat
The Josh Hartnett, Gackt, Woody Harrelson vehicle about the protagonist and antagonist of cowboy bebop reimagined as a live action comic book adaptation of a different show (samurai champloo). This movie rules
Kirby Kirby Kirby, that’s the name ya should know Kirby Kirby Kirby he’s the star of the show!
Cover of Billy Bat volume 1 featuring a young comic artist being haunted by what may or may not be an ethereal spectre or malevolent god disguised as a cartoon bat