Elena Marchetti ❤️‍🔥 Chicago

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Photo of Elena’s little hand holding the 1972 record “Pink Moon” by Nick Drake, with its stunning cover and amazing acoustics.

Photo of Elena doing some hiking while still being a little rock and roll 🤘 Elena is centered in the frame, pressing away from a beautiful tree! Call her the Lorax because this woman loves trees. She is wearing a black crop top tee from awesome band Slim Cessna’s Auto Club, paired with orange running shorts, hiking boots, calf socks, and a fanny pack. Her dark hair is back in a ponytail. She’s pointing off into the distance at who knows what. A loud bird? A scary bug? Also I’m so glad you can’t see my silly expression here 😂

Photo of Elena’s orange-fabric-clad arm next to a humble and humbling orange marigold in a planter. Damn.

A screenshot of a real product available for purchase: a tiny umbrella that you can affix to your phone to keep it from getting sunburned

Elena and Audrey pose together for a mirror selfie, giving each other a little squeeze and serving big smiles and LEGS. Audrey is on the left of the frame in a sheer black and nude mesh bra and thong set, everything laying perfectly on her toned and tan body. Blonde hair: 10. Nails: 10. Red lipstick: 10. She finished the look with patent black So Kates. They were needed because 1) she looks crazy good in them and 2) Elena frequently forgets her height. Elena is on the right of the frame with her creamy body in a hot pink bra and thong set with a little lace detail. Can you *believe* this is just what she wears casually under her clothes? Neither can I 👀 Her dark hair is down and wavy, and she has accessorized with big gold hoops, a summer staple. Look finished with little white kitten heel sandals. Also she was cheesing sooooo hard here. Yay friendship!

A straight down shot into a bag of what is allegedly a balanced trail mix, but appears instead to be simply many enormous genetically modified raisins BLECH. You know, after I go on a beautiful hike this is just not what I want to be rewarded with.

Elena’s first pickleball experience! Recently I’ve been playing tennis so this seemed like a natural next step. Elena is (mostly) centered in the frame, her long body next to the net at an indoor pickleball spot, one leg crossed in front of the other. She is wearing a fitted orange tank top and short set and white sneakers. The top especially hugs her nice titties, however they were still bouncing around as they are wont to do. She holds a pickleball paddle in her right hand. Her dark hair is down, and she’s glistening a bit from a slick layer of salty sweat. Running around makes me horny 😋

Photo of said latte on a table at brunch, featuring a now upside-down milky heart. It’s kind of long, and one cheek is rounder than the other. Gotta train both sides, little latte, get to squatting!

Cin cin! Elena is enjoying a fantastic tasting menu on a patio, perched on a high top chair. The background of other patio stuff is blurred. She is centered in the frame with a big smile. Honestly June was full of smiles. 🥰 She’s wearing a black button down short sleeve dress cinched with an ivory belt. She has on big ol gold hoops and a delicate gold necklace. Her dark hair is down and wavy. She’s holding two glasses of red wine, one in each hand. One is definitely a Pinot (left hand) but I can’t remember what was in the big bowl glass. Something as juicy and full as my lips, I’m sure 💋

Chef Elena is assessing the quality of her ingredients. They are A+++ naturalmente. Elena is facing the camera, the frame centered on her torso. Nice waist, pretty titties. 😇 She's wearing a white ribbed v-neck crop top cinched at the waist, with the top pulled down below her breasts. In the foreground and slightly out of focus, she holds two tomatoes up, one in front of each nipple. They're a little off-center, but her nipples aren't. She’s also wearing a white apron with a pink floral pattern, a delicate gold necklace, and her dark hair is down and wavy. Sometimes I look at my chest and collarbone and just turn myself on, I'm sure you can see why. 👩🏻‍🍳🔥

Photo of Elena’s dinner of choice (and what she has eaten for dinner every night for the last three days ☠️ In the frame is a plate with a classic wedge salad, a dirty gin martini that at one point had three bleu cheese olives that never stood a chance, and a little bowl of popcorn because she’s sitting at the bar, that’s their thing. The salad has already been tucked into, and Elena wasn’t particularly graceful about it. Whatever! It’s delicious, I could eat one of these for each meal.

Elena is on the course and enjoying taking selfies at the Hole 9 sign (to the left of the frame) while she patiently waits her turn to swing. On the right of the frame she is wearing a black stretchy outfit with a quarter zip, however it’s not quite stretchy enough so her boobs are squished and suffering. Help them? Her dark hair is down and wavy, over one shoulder. Gorgeous day out. But she was kind of sweating trying to keep up! Pace of play baby.

Screenshot of a Marigold notification telling Elena that she is getting a pair of white on cloud sneakers. Grazie, E!

Grazie a Dio per thigh brows! So squeezable. 🥰 Elena is doing what she always does when she sees a chaise: pops herself on it and takes some selfies. She is wearing naught but a black low cut extremely skimpy one piece bathing suit (thank you A!!) with multicolored tiger stripes. Due to the super hot high cut of the thigh, you can see the perfect area of her hip to give a squeeze or soft bite 🤤 she has on white pointy open toed sandals to match. Her dark hair is down and wavy, she just showered. In the background are off-white walls of the room, a solitary floor lamp, and a window facing beautiful Chicago, dusting her with light. There’s just a lot of bare skin which is ideal. 🤌

Full article here: https://open.substack.com/pub/elenamarchetti/p/019-lingerie-shopping-part-1

Screenshot for Elena's recent Substack post on her publication "Leonessa della Tastiera" for post 019: Lingerie Shopping, Part 1. The photo behind the text is Elena is against a white background, facing the camera. She just shook her dark hair loose of a bun, wavy pieces flowing around her face. You can see her full, deep red lips at the top of the frame. She is wearing a silk blush-colored button-up blouse, and you caught her as she unbuttons it, soon to let it slide off. Under her silky blouse is a nude mesh bra with with royal blue trim and embroidered flowers. There is a small, dangling blue jewel in the center of the bra, on the gore. She has no bottoms on, just the matching nude mesh panties with royal blue trim and embroidered flowers. There's no jewel needed on the panties, because there's already a jewel nestled there.

“Everything reminds me of him…” 😂😂😂 Photo of a suggestively curved log at attention in the sand on the beach, right smack in the middle of the frame. All blue skies and white-capped waves in the top of the frame, back behind the shoreline and log. The bottom of the frame is all sand. The sun was setting; the little sand valleys dotting the beach created by the wind are casting long shadows. I imagine each grain of sand bowing in humble reverence of said girthy log 🫡

Drive by photo of a blow dry-focused salon called “Blowzone”. 😋

It was a dark and stormy…er…afternoon. 😂 Dark toned, portrait-oriented photo Elena captured of the pond in the Lincoln Park Zoo. The photo is divided into three sections. The sky is in the upper portion of the frame, light and dark bulbous clouds overlapping and almost completely covering the sky. The middle sliver has the John Hancock building in the center off in the distance, other pieces of Chicago’s skyline around it. Closer to the camera, full bodied trees in the park flank the buildings, one of the parks many bridges seated directly below the Hancock. Finally in the lower portion of the frame and closest to Elena is a pond reflecting all of the above, ripples and leaves in the water slightly distorting the reflections. The water also makes everything a shade or two darker. 🏙️ Is it crazy to say this photo is poignant? I’m touched (sadly not by you).

A chesty selfie from Elena on a rainy day. Just her torso is pictured against a white background. She’s wearing light wash high waisted jeans, a teal waffle robe, and nothing else. 😇 The robe is open to show her taut tummy and big boobs, hanging freely, enjoying the feel of the robe’s material on her nipples. Accessories are just her belly button ring. Gosh, even typing this out was an effort. Time for a nap. Care to join? 😴

*Missed the city, not the traffic or the Sears Tower (we don’t acknowledge it as “Willis” round these parts) specifically. Just missed the vibes, and of course my Chicago lovers.

Photo from the driver’s seat. Note that traffic was backed up and at a dead stop, I was being safe snapping a pic! In the top portion of the frame is part of the Chicago skyline featuring the Sears Tower, his girlfriend 311 S. Wacker to the right, the BMO Tower off to the left, and then all their other smaller skyscraper pals. In the lower portion of the frame is vehicle traffic. I won’t go on about the cars pictured because they’re not that interesting, and also because I couldn’t tell you what they are. 🤷‍♀️ Cars: Not within my purview.

Photo of a shopping bag from Honey Birdette lingerie that contains a lovely new set that a suitor bought for Elena to dress up her slinky body. Photo is outside, and you can just see a bit of Elena’s hand and arm holding up her gift. 😍

Elena is beach side, as she is wont to do these days, but using the time to answer your emails. As it is past 9 am, she is hiding from the sun’s increasing, direct strength but enjoying the warmth, breeze, and sounds of the ocean. Photo is of Elena’s reflection in her tablet screen, off to the bottom left of the frame. Yes it has smears on it, please don’t judge her. Her soft boobs are securely cupped by a red pink and yellow floral bikini worn upside down, which is good because the skinny strings aren’t doing much to hold them up. Her dark hair is down and wavy from the salt, and she’s wearing a hat (which you can’t really see since her face is out of frame). You can see the blue sky with plush clouds and green wild grass reflected behind her. It’s a reaaaaally nice day. In front of her are her little pink polished toes, semi-dug into the warm sand, and the back of the white framed beach chair which is propping up her tablet. Isn’t she clever? 😊

Selfie of Elena looking wickedly good at her recent photo shoot. She is in the foreground, to the right of the frame, pictured from the waist up. Her pale skin is complimented by a wine red sleeveless dress, and guess what? BOOBS! Hers look fantastic here, that’s not unusual tho. She has on large gold hoop earrings to accessorize. Her dark hair is down and wavy, slowly losing the battle against Florida humidity. Her face and lips are blurred here, but she’s giving a look that says “I’m going to eat you.” 😋 In the background is a deck, an aqua blue pool, various jungle trees, and a disco ball. The sky is a tad cloudy thank god, lest she get even a *speck* of color.

Elena fingers a delicate, lacy, royal blue brassiere on a hanger at the Honey Birdette lingerie store. The matching accoutrements are below. Her nails are almond French tips, her second favorite after square French and a perfect complement to little delicate lingerie on her nice body.

Lights, camera, ass action 🍑 Elena is seated on the edge of the pool during her recent photo shoot. Her legs are stretched out in front of her, and she leans over towards the back of the frame so that her squeezable cheeks are proffered to you. You’re welcome 🥰 Her left arm is lifted to her waist, fingering her black crocheted sarong. Though it is barely visible, she is wearing a dark red bikini. She has accessorized with many big gold bangle bracelets and hoop earrings. Her dark hair is down and wavy. The clear blue pool is in the foreground, with a jungle of tropical trees behind her in the background. To the right of the frame is the photographer’s light, lit up and warm, just like Elena.

Mirror selfie in a dimly lit restroom. Elena is reflected in the vanity mirror in the center of the frame. She is wearing a snug black turtleneck dress, slyly pulling up the hem of one side so you can see her creamy thigh and the sheer black garter she chose to wear. The dress is pretty short, so when she walks by you can see a sliver of thigh and garter. Are there panties? Who can say. She has accessorized with gold bracelets and curly hair. To the right of the frame is a colorful bouquet of pink and green flowers. More flowers in restrooms please!

Photo of a Florida beach early in the morning. Elena is laying on a white strappy beach chaise, her calves and feet the only things visible at the bottom left of the screen. The top half of the frame is the sky, spotted with clouds, one of which is concealing the sun in the top left. Sargassum abounds on the shore. The whole photo has a blueish tone because the sun is still low being so early, and there are scattered clouds. For reasons that are hard to pinpoint, the sun/sky in this photo is kind of reading like a religious Facebook post, but nevertheless…

Pasta's up, lover. Elena is centered in the frame, leaning gently towards you over a wooden island countertop. She's wearing a thin white v neck top that is starting to fall down off her shoulders, inching closer to dropping away from her perky nipples. Her sweet pink and white floral apron is just peeking out from above the wood island countertop. She has on a gold necklace, and her dark hair is down and wavy, pushed behind her shoulders. Her face is blurred, but you can tell her full lips are a bit parted. In front of her is a blue enameled dutch oven full of oily bucatini pasta noodles. She had her hands in the pot, bad girl, and is holding little piles of noodles in her bare hands. She's a messy cook; her full chest is covered in oil because her hands were all over the place. I know you'd still happily eat it. 💋

Photo of a mangrove: salt-hardy mangrove trees at the edge of a waterway. The knotty, long rooted trees dig into the beige sand, a pool of water in between them. Off in the distance in the background are high rise buildings, and a sailboat lazily crawling by.

Selfie of Elena on the beach in the morning. She is in the foreground to the left of the frame, looking soft and pretty. Her creamy pale skin is radiant in the cool morning shade. She really doesn’t tan! She’s wearing a leopard print one piece bathing suit, cut very low on the sides so you get nice side boob. She’s wearing a gold necklace and her hair is down and wavy, the wind gently blowing it back behind her. Her face is blurred. In the background, the sky is a pale rainbow of colors at the top third of the frame. The denim blue ocean with its soft waves stretches across the middle of the frame. The beach with its khaki sand is the bottom half of the frame. There’s a thin band of Sargassum algae across the sand, soon to be hauled off by the beach crews Elena can spot in the distance.

Photo of a little “seedy breakfast cake” loaf from Alison Roman’s “Sweet Enough” cook book that Elena made. The cake is on a cutting board in the foreground at the bottom, and the cookbook is in the background opened to the recipe. Sometimes you do one thing in a day and feel accomplished, good job Chef Elena

Photo of three books fanned out against a yellow background, plus the back of one painting underneath them with an inscription of the Italian saying, “Se son rose, fioriranno”. The books from left to right are “Waiting for Britney Spears” by Jeff Weiss, “The Fade Out” by Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips, and Charles Bukowski’s “Women”.

Someone call ZZ Top because she’s got legs and knows how to use them! Photo of Elena on a warm hotel balcony. She is taking a photo of her sexy reflection in the sliding glass door window. She is wearing a black lace thong, gold lace up kitten heels, an oversized denim jacket, a gold necklace and watch, her favorite Diptyque fragrance, and that’s it babe. You can see the soft outline of her frankly amazing titties. Her pale skin is smooth and her legs are workingggg. Her dark hair is thrown over one shoulder and is curling a bit and frizzy. She’s pursing her lips and flashing a peace sign. Joining her on the balcony is a carafe of French press coffee and a plate of sweet croissants. In the background is the warm, clear Miami Beach sky. So hot in every sense 😍

Screenshot of a faux-friendly weekly email from Elena's electric company letting her know that despite the fact that everything in her house is off, she unplugged everything she possibly could, and her house is set to a stable, reasonable temperature while she's gone, she has somehow used 23% more electricity this week. Make it make sense.

Photo of a gold tray of fancy water brands in glass bottles, sitting on a marble coffee table. Brands present in clockwise order starting from 12 o clock: Cedea, Filette, Berg, and Lurisia Bolle.

Elena is however many floors up enjoying the view of South Beach Miami. It’s a clear day with a warm breeze. The top 3/4ths of the photo is just blue sky and fat clouds, teal water kissing the sandy beach. The bottom portion is a lot with palm trees and cars. If you’re not jealous you should be

Screenshot of a $200 tip from a generous lover! Thank you R ♥️

Sweet sunshine, sweet baby girl. Elena is standing outside under a sort of white stone archway with the bright blue sky in the background. The arch has a lush waterfall of pink bougainvillea spilling down, however I think they’re fake ☹️ Elena is wearing a light flowy blue and white floral patterned dress with red accents, long sleeves and a slit on the side. She also has white pointy mule shoes and a silver necklace. Her dark hair is down and wavy. She has one hand on the arch and is standing on one leg, lifting her other smooth leg out of the slit of her dress, offering her other knee to you. Please don’t leave it unkissed.

Downward photo of Elena’s feet on a terracotta-colored sidewalk. There is a tiny strip of grass at the top of the frame. She is wearing light wash jeans and standing with her toes together, feeling super grounded in the warmth of the sun. She got a bright pastel pink pedicure, already a little dinged up from skipping and dancing around. On her left foot, her vein is going crazy, all popped out for no reason. Please don’t judge me I’m just pale

Photo in a truck stop bathroom of the sink area. To the right is a soap dispenser with cherry Gojo, the pumice-based degreasing hand cleaner, which Elena didn’t even know existed, she’s a fan of the OG orange smell. To the left is the vanity mirror where Elena is leaning back to take a selfie. She’s wearing prime road trip bum gear: a little tight blue cropped baby tee, dark sweatpants, and a black down jacket because she got cold. Her dark hair is down and wavy and kinda crazy because she had the windows down. Face blurred out, probably making a duck face

Image of Elena's recent Substack post titled "018: True Life: My Twitter/X account was suspended." with the subtitle "Until MTV picks this story up for a future episode, let's find each other on Bluesky." The cover photo for the article is the classic black X error screen that says "Account suspended. X suspendeds accounts which violate the X Rules"

Elena is outside and facing the direct sunlight, something her pale self tries super hard not to ever do. She’s in Orlando, Florida, and taking a selfie standing in front of a large blue sign with white text reading “Home of Orange & Mosquito counties” except the “Orange & Mosquito” text is huge and the rest is itty bitty. Elena is wearing a sleeveless black top, her dark hair down and wavy. She was doing a serious face here.

Elena is in a sort of side plank position on her purple yoga mat on a hotel room floor. Hotel carpets are gross! A barrier is necessary lol. She’s wearing a black cropped spaghetti strap bra top and matching high waisted booty shorts. A pink booty band is around her thighs, and a teal/black Chirp foam roller wheel is in front of her. One hand is on the floor next to the wheel, and the other one is on her waist. Her dark hair is down and wavy. Get it, Elena!

Photo of some goods in Elena’s lap, she’s sitting in her car. She just returned from a little truck stop jaunt where she found a tiny pecan pie, a blessed bottle of her favorite flavor of Electrolit, and a fantastic teal decal from the Dirty Hooker Fishing Gear company of a naked woman wrapped around a giant fishing hook like it’s a pole.

Elena’s hand is in the foreground reaching out despondently to the empty breakfast station in a hotel lobby. All the warmers and cases and plates are there, but not the food. Sad. It was 9:18 am and not a crumb left.

Clothes, on Elena? NEIGH 🐎 Elena is seated on on hip on the floor, a shiny black silky fabric background behind and below her. She's kind of curled up, her nice ass popped out to the right as she leans on her opposite hand. She's wearing the *skimpiest* fire yellow and orange leopard print bikini top with tiny black strings. There's a matching thong but you wouldn't know it. For accessories, she has on a black felt cowboy hat, big dark silver star stud earrings, and a skinny black fabric choker necklace. Her dark hair is smooth and pushed behind her delicious body. Lips = shiny plump pink, slightly open. Nails = nude CLAWS. So hot. Next to her is a charming shiny white statue of a noble horse. He's pretty small though...what is this, a horse for ants?!

Screenshot of a little dress gifted to Elena for Valentine's day, yay!

Screenshot of a spa gift card from a lover

A cutting board with "Elena" spelled out in bucatini pasta, my favorite long noodle and the correct pasta for carbonara. The name is surrounded by juicy red tomatoes, shredded parsley, some garlic cloves, black pepper. There's a silver knife and fork crossed in the top left of the frame. Most importantly, there are two big round piles of pasta in the top right of the frame, with tomatoes in the middle of them. Can you think of what else comes in a plump pair like this pasta? 😗

Elena is in front of a cherry cola colored curtain, back to the camera, looking over her right shoulder. She's wearing a long medium toned purple slinky gown that's hugging her curves. It's main feature: it has teeny tiny skinny straps and is backless with ruching at the small of her back so you can see all of her creamy pale skin. She's wearing a pearl lariat necklace with the ends dangling down her back, and her long rich brown hair is wavy and sweapt to the side. Her face is blurred, it pretty. Btw purple is her favorite color. 💜