Megaholt 𓅃

@megaholt.medsky.social

5487 Followers 9110 Following

Evil twin. BSc, BSN, CCRN. Owned by 3 floofs. Spartan + Bluejay, married to a Coug. Detroit is home, and I love it here. #MedSky #NurseSky

Schrödinger has flopped on BoboCat and is aggressively grooming him
Zerocrossing, a whiny manbaby who says “try to be nice whenever possible”, but fails at that simple thing every single time!
I’m gonna give you some homemade fuck offs right now.
Zerocrossing, a white dude wearing what appears to be a fedora, whose bio ends with the phrase “Try to be nice whenever possible”, yet is the perfect example of the opposite.
SORRY THAT BEING A DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEING IS SO INCONVENIENT FOR YOU @effinbirds
You selfish fuck
Me, wearing a gray shirt and green cat eye glasses, smiling at the camera.
The 4 baby cats in a cat tree!
BOB He has bitch tits.
Pete doing overhead dumbbell presses
"I don't think people should be taking medical advice from me." Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Secretary of Health and Human Services (Leah Millis/Reuters)
Radio screen showing Gin Blossoms Hey Jealousy
A fluffy white cat wearing a cowboy hat singing Country Roads by John Denver.
A young child in a green shirt says “Help”.
HOW NURSES ENTER A ROOM WITH 1 BEDBUG (picture of a person in full hazmat gear) HOW NURSES ENTER A MRSA ROOM (Brad Pitt in Fight Club)
Fireworks over Detroit
Schrödinger, a tuxedo cat
BoboCat hides.
He sat on it for a second!
Schrödinger approaches the wheel!
He licks the wheel!
Apple-the young void-nears the wheel.
Cat wheel! Not pictured: cats.
My twin (with shoulder length, very dark brown hair, in a pink leotard, pink tutu, ballet slippers, holding a tiny Framus 6 string acoustic guitar), my dad (kneeling on the kitchen floor in jeans, blue striped shirt, and very dark brown hair with a side part, holding his Ibanez 6 string dreadnought acoustic guitar), and me (with shoulder length very dark brown hair, blue leotard & tutu, and ballet slippers, holding a tiny Framus guitar) on Christmas morning in 1988. The floor is a brown sheet laminate, and behind us is the white cabinets and kitchen sink. My twin & I are smiling at the camera, and our dad is looking at my twin.
Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force saying: “Y'ALL BETTER RESPECT MY TRANS HOMIES BEFORE I CHANGE YOUR PRONOUNS TO WAS/WERE”
A white man with a beard, wearing a flannel shirt and baseball hat, frowning, sprays Lysol (in the clean linen scent) in the general direction of someone.
Baby boy kitten! Gray striped!
Apple, a grade A asshole cat in a box.
Jack White singing a verse from Icky Thump “White Americans, what? Nothing better to do? (Why don’t you) Kick yourself out, you’re an immigrant, too.”
“I’m gonna give you some homemade fuck offs right now.”
My tiny potato 1.0 was so sick!
Peace pipes at sunset, acrylic and ink on paper, Glen Holt
Man listening to some good music on a trike
Brad Pitt in Fight Club saying “Do not fuck with us.”
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Grok, AM I STUPID?
Cousin Eddie emptying his shitter, which was full.
Kidney Warrior HellnBack & Lisa Muswagon ** KIDNEY WARRIOR ** In fact here's some facts that you didn't know Half the people with kidney disease don't even know Have you ever had an itch you can't scratch? I'm talking your whole body, not just your back In fact here's some facts that you didn't know
BoboCat getting treats from the slow feeder
BoboCat napping on a rug!
Me, with my frizzy hair and green and pink glasses, wearing a green shirt, looking deadpan at the camera. I’m shocked, I say.
Me, in a light purple skating dress, mid-jump, on the ice.
Detroit to this racist chud’s place. How much do we bet he’s too chicken shit to actually say this shit in person?
Schrödinger lounges!
Schrödinger lounging!
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Smokey the Bear says REMEMBER! only you CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF
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The spray pump mechanism of a spray bottle.
"Want me to show you a trick to take your mind off that pain?" "Lemme see your finger..."
A fan boat
Charlie the Unicorn “Oh they took my freakin kidney.”
Eros the (not so) Smol, a baby void, who was quite smol at the time of this photo, where he’s seen riding in a green wagon, wearing a pink harness, looking up at the camera.
A picture of Dr. Oz standing in front of a large picture of a colon, with the words “THE COLON AND I ARE BOTH FULL OF THE SAME THING.” superimposed over top.
IF CATS COULD TEXT YOU BACK THEY WOULD NOT
Apple cat, a standard issue void, asleep on the couch.
Sirius XM playing Nightwatchman’s cover of This Land is Your Land
Ryan getting announced during the starting 9 lineup for the Strike Out Cancer event at Comerica Park event on May 15th, 2026.
Detroit Tigers vs Toronto Blue Jays
Kendrick Lamar on stage at the 2025 Super Bowl halftime show performing his song “Not Like Us”, walking across the stage, singing the part “Say Drake, I hear you like ‘em young.”