Mega Moses

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The title screen for HAL's Hole in One Golf
The cover art for Pyst, a parody of Myst
Two vampires with tissue paper fangs enjoying nice glasses of what appears to be vegetable juice
Murasame Ryuusaku looks back, holding banana, who is also alive and well in this continuity, while calling out, "Hi!"
Black Ox flexing on top of the destroyed Tokyo Tower, one of the only moments where one of the robots does something that looks cool or interesting
Murasame Tatsu and Murasame Ryuusaku look on in horror as a banana is stabbed before their very eyes, exclaiming, "It's a banana!"
Possessed Reagan's unnatural head turn in The Exorcist
That photo of Randy Pitchford crouching in the bathroom that exists for some reason, with the "just fuck my shit up" hair and red eyes photoshopped onto him
Leaky Lindsay on one of the grills in the Hell level along with a couple of giant cockroaches and a giant can of dog food. In the background are a ton of people in orange jumpsuits sitting at cafeteria tables against a fiery cavern backdrop.
Greaser Greg, Ali Gator, and Messy Tessie saying that they need to "Stay away from the normies."
The first level of Illusions in progress, featuring a bunch of red blobs bouncing around on a landscape resembling an M.C. Escher stairs drawing
A screenshot of my city in progress: mostly apartments with condos to the south and some malls, restaurants, cinemas, etc. here and there
Tarzan swings from tree-to-tree on a vine while a gorilla (identified as Bolgani in the manual) fucks around on the ground below
BIG ASS FISH
The box art for Punch Ball Mario Bros. for the Fujitsu FM-7
The map of the Midwest and Plains States sector (currently in Defcon 4) with multiple inbounch missiles and ABMS at the ready to intercept
One of the peanut-headed little Cabbage Patch Kids swinging on a vine over an ellipsoid pond with a lily pad in it
A shot from Phillippe d'Arnot's POV of meeting Tarzan and a couple of mangani from his ape family for the first time in what surely must've been an extremely surreal experience for him
A five color depiction of Rocky Balboa with shading via dithering and a big ROCKY logo in front of him
A game of blackjack in progress. I have $899 total with an ongoing bet of $200. I have an ace and two eights (17) and the dealer has a seven, a two, and a king (19). The dealer is announcing to me, "You lose" and making a very goofy raised-eyebrow condescending face.
A computer screen with a readout of interactions between the main character, David Lightman, and the computer, WOPR (or Joshua): "GREETINGS PROFOESSOR FALKEN. Hello. HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY? I'm fine. How are you? EXCELLENT. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE REMOVAL OF YOUR USER ACCOUNT NUMBER ON 6/23/73? People sometimes make mistak YES THEY DO. SHALL WE PLAY A GAME? Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?"
A screenshot of RetroAchievements showing both the ColecoVision and Atari 2600 versions of The Smurfs: Rescue in Gargamel's Castle having been mastered
The hero smurf of the game having died to his most deadly of natural predators: a tuft of slightly taller grass
Shunsaku Ban/Higeoyaji having finished drinking tea that someone has handed him and eating the ceramic teacup itself
Chocola wearing sunglasses to shield herself from the fury of Rip van Helsing holding up a cross to her
Bander after being reunited with his cute blobby creature companion, saying, "It's you! Where did you go off to?"
The elemental god of water, Straasha, leading Elric back to Melnibone and saying, "Soon... you will destroy... Melnibone..." Meanwhile, in the second panel, the Melniboneans are having what appears to be a blood orgy.
Torby, one of the villains of the movie plays his evil flute while his cat henchman relaxes nearby
Katy the Kitty during her little musical number, riding a broom and wearing a pink witch hat with stars. Because it's a musical number, the lyrics "Moonlight or sunlight, there is magic to do." appear at the top of the screen.
Unico in a sewage tunnel being given a percocet tablet by a rat, with the caption, "this horse is addicted to PERCS!!!!!!!!"
Dracula from Osamu Tezuk's Don Dracula with his eyes and tongue shooting out of his face comically
Official art of Orin the Falconer from 8 Eyes. Also known as Baronet Sir Julian James Bond in the Japanese version. Really.
A screenshot of Ecco encountering a Vortex alien in the fourth level of Ecco: The Tides of Time
Sharaku with his third eye uncovered, holding the Red Condor, saying, "It can control not only humans and animals but also cities, river, and mountains."
Papa Smurf runs up to a smurf rubbing his ass asking, "What happened?" "It's the purple smurf! He bit me!" the ass rubbing smurf replies as the purple smurf hops away saying, "GNAP!" The smurf then begins to look ill and says, "He... he bit... Glob... Glub..." and then turns into a second purple smurf in the next panel, also saying, "GNAP!"
Papa Smurf is walking through the snow, stops to look around, picks up a snowball, and then hit Brainy Smurf in the back of the head with it before walking away innocently
Guy Kazama with his muscle aura maxed out
From the Disney Wiki Bambi's mother Goal: To protect and raise Bambi. (failed)
A screenshot of Cerberus after the space diamonds have been scattered away from our mothership to be retrieved
A death scene which depicts Ace and Kimberly with halos riding a space motorcycle through heaven. Ace has a stupid look on his face, while Kimberly just looks kindof annoyed.
Dirk the Daring, skellyfied after taking yet another death
A game of Solar Quest in progress in which their are a few enemy ships of the screen and the player ship is in position to capture one of the ejected enemies
A game of Star Castle in progress in which an opening in the fortress has been created but unfortunately it looks like the player has been spotted and is about to get blasted with a really fast shot
A screenshot of Rip Off in which the brave player ship in the center of the screen is firing on one of the space pirates coming to steal its delicious space triangles
A screenshot of Armor Attack in which the player vehicle is huddled in the top right corner as two tanks and a helicopter begin their approach
A screenshot of Sundance in which the player has opened up the grid in the "6" position in order to capture one of the balls
A screenshot of Tailgunner in which the player is beginning to take shots at a formation of three enemy ships as they approach the center of the screen
A screenshot of StarHawk in which the player has just scored a hit on an enemy in the trench while a second ship is sweeping across the trench
A PvE game of Space Wars with the damaged player ship ("the wedge" bottom left) taking potshots from behind the star at the CPU ship ("the needle" top right), which is also damaged and has just run out of fuel
Dr. Umataro Tenma as he appears in the 1980 Tetsuwan Atom series
A mind's eye view of a younger Black Jack and Dr. Kiriko operating on a patient together, saying, "Right, he's our patient!" Also, in their imagined views of the operation, they're shirtless for some reason.
Pinoko performs her iconic "Acchonburike!"
Black Jack holds Pinoko back from using deadly force as she cries out, "Wemme go! Ah! You!!"
Pinoko rides a merry-go-round wearing what appears to be a legally distinct Mickey Mouse hat
Black Jack, dressed in his OR gear, requests a surgical consult from Shaggy 2 Dope.
Black Jack shrugs exaggeratedly.
The man himself, Cockmongler
The Buddha-to-be, Prince Siddhartha solemnly states that "People are born solely to age and wither." as his brief wife, Yasodhara, looks on.
Melmo munches on a piece of her candy for the first time
A screenshot of Pepper II for the ColecoVision, with most of the bottom right of the maze cleared and Pepper getting ready to get a trident from a top left sector.