Megan Brown

@megantbrown.bsky.social

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Seamstress, shameless cat lady, and gardener who writes things on occasion.

A fluffy, partially-blind tuxedo cat is lounging in a cardboard scratcher house labeled “jail.” He looks thoughtful, almost certainly meditating on his debt to society with great remorse and not plotting his escape and dreaming of dairy theft
A fluffy, partially blind tuxedo cat is staring down the camera. He wants your string cheese, and he wants it NOW
A white piebald cat with black tiger striped patches is lying on a green wool herringbone scarf, still on its knitting needles
A small piebald cat with brown tiger striped patches plays with a robot vacuum, rolling around on a white and gray rug while batting at the spinning vacuum brushes. His brother, a taller piebald with black tiger striped patches, sniffs the camera curiously.
A fluffy tuxedo cat is lounging on a man’s lap in a veterinary office. His eyes are closed and his ears are slightly back because he is very busy ignoring you and your nonsense
A small, black smoke tabby cat is curled up on a bed. She gazes into the camera with big green eyes
A fluffy black cat is lying on a green blanket facing away from you and looking bootylicious
A white cat with brown and black piebald markings is rolling around atop a cat tree. His amber eyes are wild with rage and his white paws flail madly
A white piebald cat with brown and black tiger stripes is lying on a grey and white rug. He is looking up with wide amber eyes, as though shocked at your totally false allegations of shellfish thievery.
A fluffy, partially-blind tuxedo cat is lying on a white comforter. He is happily batting a blue and white hacky sack around with his enormous white feet.
A positively bloodthirsty piebald cat with black tiger-striped patches. He wears the determined expression of a man seeking vengeance against his mother’s avian adversary.
I am happily posing next to a fluffy, partially-blind tuxedo cat who is sleepily gazing off into the distance
A bottle of Wheatley Vodka on a countertop. The label reads, “USA 250th Birthday Edition”
A fluffy, partially blind tuxedo cat is giving you a stern look from his green blanket on a desktop. His arms are folded and he looks as though he’s about to reprimand you for taking one too many bathroom breaks (and failing to return with Churu)
A black smoke cat with big green eyes is happily walking all over a cut out sewing pattern lying on a cutting mat, receiving many pets as she makes her rounds
A white cat with black tiger striped patches looks up at you from a gray fluffy bed. He looks like a guy who really loves peanut butter
A fluffy, partly blind tuxedo cat studies a melting piece of ice on a linoleum kitchen floor as one might admire a Rembrandt
A black smoke cat stares up at you with big green eyes. She wonders if you’ve taken leave of your senses.
A fluffy, partially-blind tuxedo cat is resting on a green fleece blanket when a worn blue and white hacky sack is placed next to him. He slowly realizes it’s his favorite toy and begins enthusiastically batting it around
A fluffy, partially-blind tuxedo cat is lying on a sewing table with a lime green fleece blanket beneath him. His head is turned toward me, and I am holding out a worn, blue and white hacky sack
A white kitten with brown tiger striped patches is lying in a sunny spot on a mauve sofa. He is sticking his tongue out slightly in the tiniest “blep”
A fluffy, partially-blind tuxedo cat is sitting on a beige kitchen floor. He is looking up toward a cotton tea towel hanging from the oven handle. On the towel is printed an illustration of a red bird on a branch, and the script beneath it reads, “See you in Hell”
A white kitten with brown tiger striped patches is sitting atop a clear rolling container full of cat food. He is using his paw to free the latch keeping its lid shut
A white kitten with black tiger-striped patches kneads a furry white blanket before receiving head scritches and then curling himself into a comfortable loaf.
Pieces of a dress bodice are lying on a gridded cutting mat beneath pattern weights. They are cut from navy blue velvet fabric with metallic flecks, and there are bits of fiber all over the surrounding surface
A fluffy tuxedo cat is sleeping on the back of a mauve sofa. His back feet are extended, showcasing some wildly hairy toes with pink and black speckled beans
A small, black smoke cat is sitting on a colorful patchwork quilt. She is looking up curiously with big green eyes
A white kitten with brown and black tiger-striped patches is cuddled up beside his human, sleeping. His long, striped tail is wrapped firmly around her wrist
A fluffy, partially-blind tuxedo cat is lying on a length of brown faux fur. He looks fed up with your constant fawning over his undeniable star quality and charisma.
A white kitten with brown tiger-striped patches stares up at you with wild amber eyes. He is lying in a gray pet bed and holding a stuffed toy mouse
A fluffy, partially-blind tuxedo cat is lying across a white comforter.
A white kitten with black tiger striped patches is curled up atop a cat tree, his pink- and black-speckled toes askew. He is smiling sweetly in his sleep, probably dreaming of his owner’s demise
Two white cats with brown and black tiger striped patches are lying on a gray rug with their back feet on each other’s tummies. They appear to have been caught mid-scuffle and are looking at the camera, mildly disgruntled
A big white cat foot is sticking out of the door to a pet carrier resting on a gray floor
A flat lay of embroidery supplies alongside folded white tulle, a notebook, and assorted glass beads and satin thread
Two white kittens with brown and black tiger stripes look up at you sleepily from a plush blue cat bed
A white kitten with brown tiger striped patches looks up at you. He looks very dapper in his little plaid bow tie
A white cat with black tiger striped patches is lying on a white furry blanket next to a green dinosaur stuffy twice his size. He is looking at the camera glamorously, likely because he knows his eyeliner game is on point
A fluffy, partially-blind tuxedo cat faces the camera. He is wearing a collar with a skull and crossbones charm, and he looks very badass
Two white kittens with black and brown tiger-striped patches are being pushed down a street in a stroller. They are lying down and gazing out from a mesh window curiously
A fluffy, partially-blind tuxedo cat is lying on a patchwork quilt next to a Jack-o’-lantern toy. He is looking at you quizzically
A partially-disassembled 12-foot skeleton is lying across two stools in a yard, covered with a green tarp. A cardboard sign next to him reads, “NOTICE: Surgery in Progress.” It is decorated with orange and purple lights
A photo of a partially-disassembled 12-foot skeleton decoration lying across two stools in a yard. Text message below reads: “Pt update. Changed surgical plan due to complexity of fracture in pt left scapula. Adjusted operating table to allow access to glenohumeral joint for removal and began suturing fractures in existing bone structure. Set for curing using a little-known and somewhat controversial surgical technique developed by specialists in Alabama”
A fallen 12-foot skeleton is posed on a lawn like one of your French girls
A big, fluffy tuxedo cat looks up at his human adoringly while getting his fur brushed
A big, fluffy tuxedo cat lounges on a blanket-covered sofa, wholly unbothered.
Picture of a man behind a steering wheel and a text reading, “My mom said she would drop us off at the antifa headquarters if your mom will pick us up but she’s not doing both”
A black smoke cat with big green eyes gazes up at you from behind a curtain in her sunny window perch
A fluffy tuxedo cat is lying on a glass coffee table. He is gazing over the edge, sullen.
An amber-eyed kitten’s white paw is tinged gray with soot
Two white kittens with black and brown tiger striped patches stare intently at an unknown subject.
A black cat peers out of her pet house with one big green eye. The entrance is blocked by a couple of stuffed animals and there is a blanket draped over the top
A white cat with brown and black tiger-striped patches looks up with amber colored eyes. He is sitting on a lap clad in a pair of unblemished forest green yoga pants
A white kitten with brown and black tiger-striped patches looks up at you with sleepy amber eyes
A partially blind tuxedo cat with the tip of his pink tongue stuck out stares into the depths of your soul. Unclear whether he can parse out anything rattling around in there
A mostly-blind tuxedo cat gazes into the distance with the tip of his pink tongue sticking out. He looks like a real goofy goober
Two white kittens with brown and black tiger-striped patches are snuggled up together on a couch, giving each other baths
Two white kittens with black and brown tiger-striped patches are cuddled together atop a cat tower. They are asleep with their tiny cheeks touching
Half a roll of paper towels lies shredded and bitten on a hardwood floor.
A white cat with brown tiger striped patches jumps from a cat tree onto the top of an open door, swinging it partially closed and then returning to its original position, before leaping onto the top of an armoire.