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no one sleeps in this room without the dream of a common language

imagine a big grey worm the size of a mid-size sedan leaning over a fence making a face that's like "hey! hello! hiiiiiii i'm HERE"
Matcha latte in a pretty textured glass filled with red heart shaped ice cubes and a big turquoise straw held in front of a window
a lovely chicken cutlet covered in sauce and cheese served over rigatoni topped with basil. It’s from a restaurant called PARM for a reason
an email subject line reads "Jon Hamm on Why Getting Older Beats Being Young in Hollywood - as told to AARP's Movies for Grownups"
bins of shiny rocks at some hippie store with crystals and shit
I don’t even want to talk about it, they’re very bad Y2K era awkward teenage photos
A rather shockingly tall and round snowman
Screenshot of a weather app showing the wind chill of -21C in New York
horrifying AI infographic of different haircuts. It’s wrong about a bunch of them also a few of the people don’t have eyes
A twenty five year old MSpaint drawing making fun of the boys who bullied me in high school and their cars and fashion, notably calling out their broccoli shaped spiked hair
it's the gunch (a small and melancholy scraggly wet dog sitting in a bathtub. for some reason he's green and looks resigned to his terrible fate)
me before and after a bang trim. In the first it’s giving Shetland pony. In the second… not so much
disco fries a la any new jersey diner
aforementioned subterranean DSW. It’s even weirder than you’re thinking
why is the cat screaming meme
screenshot of a review that says "What Stands Out It has heating, cooling, and purifying capabilities that can be controlled via smartphone or smart assistant. What Could Be Improved It doesn't significantly alter the room’s temperature. If you’re searching for an advanced space heater with all the bells and whistles, this one from Dyson is worth the splurge. "
An email reads "Here are some tech stories you don't want to miss" followed by an article with the headline "Elon Musk gambles on sexy AI companions." I have strategically crossed out the words "to miss" in red as I believe them to be a typographical error.
More of us being gross, kissing in elevators, having confetti thrown at us, things of that nature
Jam n me at City Hall
my dog looking very worried and very stupid
screenshot of a wikipedia page entitled "list of waterfalls"
my partner called a weedwhacker a “whipper snipper” and I went ??? And looked it up and the Wikipedia article specifies the different country names for the same thing
a giant salad of mixed greens with cheese, big bowl o pasta with a tomato and pepper and basil sauce
Aforementioned pancakes
My dog gazing lovingly at a bagel in the foreground
The very good brunch described in the text of the post
Pesto, mozz, tomatoes and fresh basil on toast topped with a gooey boiled egg
a long and rambling review for a stick-on bra that some guy seems to be using to keep his screws and so on organized in his workshop, including a photo of exactly this. it ends with him saying that his wife stole it to wear under her blouse.
beautiful potato salad with red baby potatoes tossed with pepperoncini and olives and loads of grainy mustard and herbs
Pumpernickel bagel with cc tomato bacon spinach and banana peppers
A hearty bowl of lettuce topped with rows of cucumber, carrot, pulled chicken with hot sauce, tomatoes, and celery with a homemade ranch and a sprinkle of Monterey Jack
A printer. It has a sticker that says “calm printer” on it.
Noodles, roasted tofu, shiitake mushrooms and bok choy in a creamy carrot peanut broth topped with mint, scallions, chopped peanuts and chili oil and a lime wedge
very colorful tacos on brown paper on a metal tray
Rice noodles floating in a thick orangey broth dotted with chili oil and topped with shiitake mushrooms, bok choy, chopped peanuts, scallions and mint
skillet full of braised chickpeas and zucchini dotted with burrata and pesto, sprinkled with chili and lemon zest. it looks gooey and decadent
unusually beautiful avocado toast
a one minute video of clips of my fiancé and I at Governor’s Island NY, wandering around, looking at the water, looking at old buildings, eating paletas, eating fish and chips, sitting on the grass, things of that nature
several photos of Turkey Hero looking very soft and polite and foolish
A screenshot of the Sephora app rewards screen and one of the options is a blender?
a dark green floral gown from Selkie, with a corset back, high leg slit, very full ruffled skirt and gathered bust
A scoop of chard/feta/egg/herb mix on a long strip of phyllo dough
a screenshot of a google meet video call showing a purple couch in front of bookshelves. the couch is scattered with stuffed animals in various states of having been chewed on by a dog. Lamb Chop is, unquestionably and enthusiastically, eating the ass of a stuffed goose who is splayed out and looking rather...nonplussed
screenshot of an email from my farm share telling me that this week's box will contain: Shiitake Mushrooms Cilantro Carrots Lettuce x 2 Bok Choy Garlic
four stills of Bronte from “You.” In every one she is wearing a lacy bralette under a tank top that sticks out in a super awkward looking way and doesn’t look edgy or sexy it looks like a mistake
aforementioned snack thrown kind of messily in a very ugly green bowl. Doesn’t look good but smells and tastes pretty nice
Roasted beets, sliced radish, chopped nuts, chickpeas and goat cheese over butter lettuce with a blood orange anise hyssop vinaigrette. Almost all of it is from the farmshare box that was stressing me out earlier
oh god I committed to a farm share now I need to figure out how to eat all this damn lettuce
Korean fusion tacos on the boardwalk!
the infamous "i like pancakes. so you hate waffles?" tweet from 2017
Confetti filled balloons on a floor in a dark room, lit from behind by pink Christmas lights and a blue neon bar. The film grain is very satisfying as is the depth of field and intensity of color despite the low light.
My dog, shedding all over a purple couch, surrounded by stuffed animals and laying down flat with her front legs extended and her head on her paws, her back leg and tail tucked under her. She looks like a worm on a string
Gubbins postcard in which I finally was able to spell out “colorless green ideas sleep furiously”
Personally, I’m sympathetic to the idea that we need a way to tell bots and humans apart. But World’s proposed fix — a global biometric registry, backed by a volatile cryptocurrency and overseen by a private company — may sound too much like a “Black Mirror” episode to reach mainstream acceptance. And even on Wednesday, in a room packed with eager early adopters, I met plenty of people who were reluctant to stare into the Orb.
screenshot of a headline, presumably in the English language, reading "Could eye-scanning crypto orbs save us from a bot apocalypse?"
it me, a white lady with long red hair wearing a vibrant orange dress and not looking half bad if I do say so myself
A baffling garment suggested to me by Nuuly. It’s a brown sleeveless tshirt that only covers the shoulders, leaving the tiddies bare and then has a tie at the back. The stylist has paired it with culotte jorts and kitten heel flip flops.