Mother of Exiles

@megginitup.bsky.social

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The Great River she/her I left twitter, I left reddit, I left threads, and I'll leave this motherfucker too

A cartoon of a guy with no brain imagining himself as a guy with a huge brain - pretty much an exact pictorial representation of every time Roger Waters opens his mouth
Demi Lovato's famous GET A JOB / STAY AWAY FROM HER instagram comments
A gross racist reply by the person who left the rude comment
In NYT editorial font: You Were In For a Dipshit Take As Soon As You Saw This Font
In NYT editorial headline font: "You Were In For a Dipshit Take As Soon As You Saw This Font"
David Cross in a shirt reading SHUT UP BITCH!
Wikipedia page for 'sexual roleplay' that includes a photo of fantasy described in original post
A parody of a Glem article called "Russia Doesn't Exist, You Worthless Fucking Sheep" that only mildly exaggerates his smirking tone and wrongness. Glem, if you're reading this, you're an asshole
A relaxed bunny stretched across some grass
Onion headline from 10/3/20: "Giuiliani Tests Positive for Slew of Bat Diseases Unrelated to Covid-19"
A screenshot showing that the original post was labeled "contains Trump's face"
A screenshot warning that this image contains Trump's face
Screenshot showing an incorrect but humorous "Contains Trump's face" label
Tweet by @Dwayne_Media: My dude at Walter Reed said trump is "crying out I am ready to meet Allah." Apparently you can hear him from the parking lot. More details to come
Tweet by @d_haggar reading "Conspiracy theorists are like "I will do ANYTHING to get to the bottom of this except read a book"
PJW lookin like Ben Stiller doing Blue Steel in his old profile pic
In 2006, John Dandois, Media Arts Group executive, recounted a story that on one occasion six years previously, Kinkade became drunk at a Siegfried & Roy magic show in Las Vegas and began shouting "Codpiece! Codpiece!" at the performers. Eventually he was calmed by his mother.
A just-barely satirical parody of a Glem column insisting that Russia doesn't exist, written in his signature contemptuous style
A parody of Glem, written in his signature sneering tone, about how Russia doesn't exist
Hanson
Alex Cross in a shirt that reads "SHUT UP BITCH!"
David Cross wearing a t-shirt that says SHUT UP BITCH!
A tunnel in the Detroit airport that's filled with rainbow neon light
Tweet from 10/3/2020 from @Dwayne_Media: My dude at Walter Reed said trump is "crying out 'I am ready to meet Allah.'" Apparently you can hear him from the parking lot. More details to come
Joe Dirt movie poster feat. Joe, Brandy, & Charlie
A barely-satirical Glem article entitled "Russia Doesn't Exist, You Worthless Fucking Sheep" in which he argues against the very existence of Russia in his signature dripping-with-contempt style
A just barely satirical article by Glem entitled "Russia Doesn't Exist, You Worthless Fucking Sheep," written in classic Glem style. Btw I'm pretty sure he searches 'Glem' now in addition to his own name, so hi, Glem! You suck shit
Matthew McConaughey sucking hard on a cig and staring wide-eyed at a phone screen
Matthew McConaughey sucking hard on a cig and staring wide-eyed at a phone screen
Bobby Draper from Mad Men saying mournfully, "I wish it was yesterday."
Bobby Draper telling his dad mournfully, "I wish it was yesterday."
"What day is it?" asked Pooh. "It's today," squeaked Piglet. "You know what the fuck I mean," said Pooh.
I'm so glad I actually forgot this chode's name. Anyway, it's a right-wing dick who is emulating Blue Steel in his gross profile picture, and I crudely altered a picture of Ben Stiller to make fun of him
List of competitive races to keep an eye on
A screenshot from Rampage (1988) for NES
Matthew McConaughey ripping a cig looking at his iPhone dot jpeg
A fake article by Glem Greenwalm entitled "Russia Doesn't Exist, You Worthless Fucking Sheep"
Matthew McConaughey ripping a cig dot jpg
A (barely) fake Intercept article entitled 'Russia Doesn't Exist, You Worthless Fucking Sheep' by Glenn Greenwald, in which the author (Glem) chastises & berates the reader for being so naive as to believe Russia exists
Dr. Evil talking about his father: "he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark."
An Onion headline reading "Rudy Giuliani Tests Positive For Slew of Bat Diseases Unrelated to Covid-19"
A Dwayne_Media tweet reading "My dude at Walter Reed said trump is "crying out 'I am ready to meet Allah."" Apparently you can hear him from the parking lot. More details to come"
Two reviews of The Lost Weekend (1945) that show up consecutively in Google searcg, one which says the film 'has lost none of its bite or power,' the other saying that it 'may have had some of its impact blunted by time.'
It was among the strongest feelings of grief I have ever encountered. The contraste between the vicious coldness of space and the warm nurturing of Earth below filled me with overwhelming sadness. Every day, we are confronted with the knowledge of further destruction of Earth at our hands: the extinction of animal species, of flora and fauna...things that took five billion years to evolve, and suddenly we will never see them again because of the interference of mankind. It filled me with dread. My trip to space was supposed to be a celebration; instead, it felt like a funeral.
A tweet from Greg Kelly: "SMOKING WEED (aka GRASS) is NOT a good idea. I’ve tried it (back in the day) and it was WORSE than anything that happened to HUNTER BIDEN. I “toked up” with some buddies in Kentucky and woke up 4 days later in Nairobi, Kenya. With no idea what happened. DON’T DO DRUGS."
A wojak with no brain, and in fact no place for a brain in his concave head. He is nevertheless imagining himself with a huge brain, though this is false.