Mejoff

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A lovely black cat with a green collar. An incisive gaze. Reclining with paws crossed looking very sophisticated.
A picture of some sorbet marked Palate Cleanser, some paint remover, marked Palette Cleanser, and a pressure washer, marked Pallet Cleanser
A lovely black cat with a green collar.
A screenshot of a newsfeed with a BBC headline about an elderly woman selling her home to pay back thousands of pounds she stole from a charity. The next item on the feed is a link to the same person's linkedin page offering her services as a freelance accountant.
The survivorship bias plane, caption reads "survivorship bias, statistical error, form of sampling bias.
A bouldering route tagged as V1 which is absolutely not V1.
Still from a scene in Star Wars: Andor, where an imperial tie fighter flies low over a group of people in a field to intimidate.
A City AM headline "Finsbury lines up Games Workshop Splirge using merger windfall" with an image of Warhammer miniatures from the Leagues of Votann faction, instead of the go-to space marines.
Daily Mirror headline reading "Binface-battling Nigel Farage faces ftresh claims about fraudster who calls him Daddy"
A set of wargame miniatures in various colours, painted in a "grimdark" chiaroscuro style.
Trump's shitty Mt Rushmore pic with the absurd caricature body it contains emphasised.
Marie Antoinette saying "Let them eat shrimp".
Four mostly painted wargaming miniatures
'A type of pigeon, isn't it?' 'Ark Will Arse'
Telegraph online headline reading "NHS staff 'too afraid of pro-Palestine activists to support Palantir'
The shot from Alien of the Facehugger on Kane. Kane has the NHS logo on him and the parasitic creature dooming him to agonising death is marked as Palantir.
Shot of the facehugger on Kane in Alien. Kane is labelled with the NHS logo, and the facehugger with the Palantir logo.
Satellite map view of Westminster demonstrating the physical impossibility of a golf course in the borough.
A beardy tubby dude climbs a reasonably challenging bouldering route.
A beardy tubby dude climbs a reasonably challenging bouldering route.
Warhammer mini. Absurdly over muscled soldier with a pistol and a knife, green camo paint, red bandana and unhinged expression one foot on a severed alien head.
An ad for Zoopla on the tube. It reads: Want to know the value of your home? ... and your boss's second home in the Cotswolds?
GB "News" literally calling Zack Polanski an "evil genius" WTAF?
Black and white photo of WW1 era military officer looking at a message taken from a carrier pigeon on his arm. The caption is in a handwriting style font and reads "New trench who dis?"
A beardy tubby dude climbs a reasonably challenging bouldering route.
The Sisters of Mercy's drum machine, kniwn by its stage name "Doktor Avalanche".
That image of Stalin when he was young and hot.
Patrick Stewart as Gurney Halleck armed with pistol and battlepug leading the charge.
A screenshot of the Goonhammer comment policy still being the Goonhammer comment policy
A beardy tubby dude climbs a reasonably challenging bouldering route.
A beardy tubby dude climbs a reasonably challenging bouldering route.
Chaos sorcerer miniature
Paul McGann and Richard E Grant sad in the rain in Withnail and I. An image associated with the lines "of course he's the fucking farmer" and "we've come on holiday by mistake".
On 21 March Jilin’s provincial culture and tourism bureau said that the dogs had wandered off of their own accord, attracted by the German shepherd who was on heat and has been known to disappear for a few days at a time. State media warned that the incident “reflects the shortcomings of online information dissemination – a mixture of true and false information, where subjective speculation is easily taken as fact and spread”.
A beardy tubby dude climbs a reasonably challenging bouldering route.
A beardy tubby dude climbs a reasonably challenging bouldering route.
Warhammer miniatures. Necron Lychguard. Skull-faced white robots with alien swords and shields.
Fluffy yellow puppet, Honey Monster, frommthe Sugar Puffs ads. Only possible to mistake for a Muppet through the lens of American Default Cultural Imperialist thinking.
The UK home secretary in her modernised SS cosplay.
UK Home Secretary Shabana Mahmoud striding between low brick buildings like the ones at Belsen in an absurd double breasted black trenchcoat that cannot be intended to give off vibes other than "high ranking nazi officer".
Syril Karn from Star Wars Andor holding up a sphere of breakfast cereal and glaring at it with hateful intensity.
A beardy tubby dude climbs a reasonably challenging bouldering route.
A beardy tubby dude climbs a reasonably challenging bouldering route.
Toby Ziegler from the West Wing
Headline from "UK Defence Journal": Europe's first private hypersonic missile hits Mach 6. A picture of a missile launching from somewhere on a snowy mountain accompanies.
Top of an article entitled "Trans children are suffering because of the government's cowardice" subheader "The government are too afraid to challenge adults' belief systems. This is pure cruelty". The Author's name is James Bell. There's a fairly bad sketch of him, and a trans pride flag. This is apparently proof of murderous transphobia.
A beardy tubby dude climbs a reasonably challenging bouldering route.
Tweet by Elon Musk saying "Whoever said "money can't buy happiness" knew what they were talking about :("
Screencap of a Duolingo alert claiming "you're at 100% energy" with some battery emojis and the green owl icon.
Peter Parker and Harry meme- Streeting: I'm basically putting everyone at the mercy of Palantir. Polanski: But they're a predatory corporation supporting mass deportations and genocide. Streeting: I already said I'm giving them the country, you don't have to sell it to me.
Snip of a weather app with a symbol of a moon in cloud, a temperature in Celsius reading 5°, and the written caption "rain likely to end".
Saw Gerrera from Star Wars Andor with the subtitle "They're lost! All of them, lost!"
A beardy tubby dude climbs a reasonably challenging bouldering route.
BBC news, photograph of a large grey aeroplane. Headline reads: Five deny Palestine Action RAF Brize Norton break-in.
Sky news headline over a picture of Nigel Farage and Zack Polanski (clearly photoshopped as they are standing in proximity to each other and neither seems unhappy with this). Sky News: They are miles apart politically, but there is one thing Farage and Polanski have in common - anal...
The ad for the Citadel painting handle mk 2, the handle is shown in silhouette with atmospheric lighting but it really does unfortunately look like an inverted butt plug with an unpainted space marine balanced on the base (which is sensibly flared for safety).
Side view of the "face" of the Alien from Alien. Eyeless faceplate, lips drawn back from silver teeth in an iconic snarl.