Mel_issues

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I’ve got 99 issues & math is all of them. Fluent in Dogs~ADHD~Data~Spreadsheets YSJ, NB

A Golden Retriever pleads with his mother to share her lunch or he will surely perish having only eaten his breakfast, half of his brother’s breakfast, and several snacks.
A Kid in the Hall says he knows his day has begun when people start giving him shit.
Chief security officer is awake and unhappy.
Sparrow takes on reflection & Dead Fred. Still winning.
Protective sparrow peeping into windows after an attack while prepping for the next coordinated attack.
5 passports pickpocketed and tossed.
Tiny glass jar of ketchup
Woman feeds Ducks on her deck
The two best boys (a golden retriever and GSD) showing off the view
Two dogs refusing to let their mother inside.
The most handsome of GSD sits and waits to be given a treat because he smells wintergreen & associates it to his scent detection training days
Fallingwater is Wright’s crowning achievement in organic architecture and the American Institute of Architects’ “best all-time work of American architecture.”
Turn the heat on? In this economy? Using hand warmers to get through the workday
Woman cosplays Snow White & feeds her wild chipmunks to improve her mental health
A man with the last name of Petty holding the petty umbrella he’ll bestow to the even more petty, inconvenienced woman from Saint John.
The goodest boy on standby in case his Mom needs a hand.
The world’s most handsome German Shepherd sitting at the top of his hill on his 7th birthday waiting for his Mom to throw his ball
Beautiful Saint’s Rest
The world’s best GSD & Golden Retriever yard crew supervisory team.
A very good boi who was groomed with 4 different kinds of brushes, then bathed in de-shedding shampoo, blown out, and then groomed AGAIN with 4 different kinds of brushes who sheds like he breathes air.
Morning run time for one good-est boy & one other boy who thinks lupines are for eating.
Woman hand feeds chipmunks while dreaming of a retirement where she becomes Atlantic Canada’s Snow White & befriends all woodland creatures.
2 Gen X women (with boomer parents who STILL worry their daughters will be kidnapped at their advanced ages) providing sarcastic photographic updates letting Mom know they’re fine & to stop worrying when they travel.
Woman disassociates on stage at The Carlu while receiving an award.
A very sad golden retriever drooling uncontrollably because he was made to wait 20 whole seconds before being allowed to eat his 2nd treat of the day.
MCU. Buddhist University, Chiang Mai Campus. Heaven on Earth.
Former CPC PM of Canada with less personality than a bowl of plain oatmeal stumping for the current CPC PM candidate who has even less personality & is obsessed with biological clocks.
Album cover for the album “Songs from The Gang - A Celebration of Joel Plasket
Alleged Canadian “comic” takes his idiotic opinions about Canada on the road.
Casual Coyote patrolling the property while dog crazy woman considers adding him to the pack.
Overly optimistic, childfree woman (OOCFW) at the mall with her very energetic fairy god-toddler. Not pictured: OOCFW napping for the remainder of the weekend.
Frank, the head of security, takes a break from rigorously protecting the property from crows & squirrels to unwind while Mother assumes command to protect the family from 2 senior shitzu’s.
A business card for WTF.
Two spoiled dogs enjoying the last day of 2024 in their happy place- a beach on the bay of Fundy
Shit disturbing person who believes in equal rights for all off to ruin Christmas.
Family photo of a childfree woman and her dogs (who definitely did not buy her Christmas presents).
A spoiled, field-bred golden retriever dog cosplaying a human child