yaoi gagarin

@mel.bzky.team

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me pretransition with bangs and glasses
gabriella from the vampire lestat
extremely early transition mel with long dark hair
new post button
post below replied to with as someone born there: fucking glass it
yin and yang with the light side captioned we're so back, the dark side captioned its joever, the dark dot captioned it is what it is and the light dot captioned fuck it we ball
the flag of thailand
louis brother telling lestat i still wish you were a woman
me: i CANNOT believe my gruff guy voice got 2 minutes of laughter out of you her: There's nothing masculine about you, and your faltering attempts are laughable me: CMON NOW
“No one starts a war--or rather, no one in his sense ought to do so--without first being clear in his mind what he intends to achieve by the war and how he intends to conduct it.” ― Carl Von Clausewitz
rimworld quest named murderous sparrows describing a pack of manhunting sparrrows chasing a guy
mel with the farquaad hair
someone named barney quote tweeting my "they need a labeller for americans on this website" with "brits, too"
google search for "those fuckass rhinos from dr who" showing those fuckass rhinos from dr who, apparently named the judoon
post below with the reply girl the institutional transphobia over there is fuckin wild, i’m eligible for a UK passport (my mom was born in Surrey lmao) but i’d rather take my chances in this little socdem corner of Trumplandia before i even consider it 😅
sam gamgee captioned yes mr frodo, its over now
PLEASE DONT DIE ON THE TOILET IM GERMAN, IM ALREADY DEALING WITH THE GENERATIONAL TRAUMA OF THE ERFURT LATRINE DISASTER LOOK IT UP ITS REAL I SWEAR
The Cimmerians, a people of great bodily size, made war on Alyattes. He marched against them, and ordered his men to take into battle with them a number of large fierce dogs. When the dogs were released, they fell on the barbarians, as they would on a herd of wild beasts. They injured many of them, so as to disable them from action, and put the others to flight.
its mel in a brown turtleneck. her hair is sorta fucked up
screenshot of lotr with aragorn falling to the floor
Official art of Ganondorf from The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. He's a buff, serious-looking villain. The image has been modified to include the top of a speech bubble so it looks like Ganondorf is speaking the text in the quoted post below.
me: im sorry to everyone with different eye colour for how clearly inferior it is to brown eyes bsky user: you can enjoy what you have without putting other people down its easy
rimworld char sheet with traits: fast learner, slow learner, gay
passion in constrcution plants animals and intellectual
traits: misandrist brave bisexual
bsky trends mentioning the bad el mandeb
the vampire lestat
brunette twink timothee chalamet
watermelon captioned watermelon and garfields mouth captioned my mouth
Mel in shorts and a white shirt
the vampire lestat
map of norway with the r erased
mel with howl length and colour hair in a white shirt
greta thunberg saying germany is really embarrassing itself right now
post is awaiting moderator approval
picture of an evidently perfectly passing woman asking do i pass
basically im just fed up with the fact that im cis gendered im a white male and i lean right
me in armor
Mel in a tank top and jeans
people are always like "oh, mel, you are so beautiful, funny, smart, charming, interesting, effortlessly seductive, wise, with bountiful hips, whimsical, full of life's splendour, and overall excellent. just how do you do it?" and the answer is i was thoroughly traumatized at ages 5, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 14, 16, 17, 20, 23, 24, 25, and 27
friedrich merz
crudely drawn image of the situation described below
sts2 screenshot with a huge osty at over 200 hp
Smug MA it seems my superiority has led to some controversy
Norway's player schjelderlup, a sort of soft skinned twink with blonde hair
Mel in a black shirt looking kinda eepy
shirt saying im not the step dad im the dad that stepped up
the actual honest to god bsky account liking this