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Screenshot of a vertical video of a person holding out their hand with a small falcon perched on their fingers. This bird is small enough that you could wrap a hand around it
A bunch of toilets outside on the grass just off a sidewalk, there’s at least six, the first one in the row is really dirty, that one was not mine lol
Marge and Lisa Simpson laughing while Bart looks perturbed
Screenshot from the Simpson episode where CPS shows up when grandpa is babysitting. Maggie the baby has a sign stuck to her front that says “I’m a stupid baby”, which had been stuck on Lisa’s back via Bart before it was cast to the floor and Maggie crawled over it. One CPS agent is holding her up while the other says the line.
Screenshot of a political ad with the scary sepia sky filter applied to rural Maine that reads: Visit advertiser CHINESE CRIMINAL NETWORKS INFILTRATES MAINE, CBS, 4/16/24
Jinyoung Koh, 42, says her Honda-CRV was hit in mid-March, along with six other cars in the same day. Koh says she was forced to pay a $1,000 insurance deductible, and repairs took months because air bags were on back order.
F From LateStageCapitalism community on Reddit ‹ Thread Microplastics Enjoyer @EclecticHams A town in Connecticut voted on and approved a resolution asking their local Starbucks workers to work faster because people didn't like waiting in the drive thru line. We live in an irredeemably stupid and selfish country.
My hand holding an I Voted sticker
Classic tumblr post screenshot: Anonymous said: *multiplies you by 1* breya-etherium-shaper: Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred
The SNL Insane Clown Posse parody that ends with Ass Dan saying “I’m gonna live forever!”
Jack from 30 Rock saying: You prefer cold pizza?
Jack from 30 Rock saying: This is GE
Screenshot of a Bluesky post by: rare body oils • @lowbeetle.bsky.social TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board Nov 6, 2023 at 3:15 PM •••
A sticker that makes it look like there is a hole in the wall. The hole reveals a little mouse sitting on a tiny mouse toilet in its tiny mouse bathroom complete with toilet paper dispenser, lit candle, bathrobe hanging on the wall and nicer wallpaper than the sticker was placed on. The mouse is looking at you curiously yet nonplussed.
The cover for the Spot 7UP game on the SNES
Bottle of Michelob Ultra on a faux marble bar top
A really lazy photo mashed up of the God Emperor of Dune pasted over Jonah Jameson shaking his fist for pictures of Spider-Man, with a voice bubble implying he’s saying the quote tweet
The meme of older politician Shinichi Yokoyama at the microphone as over a dozen people attempt the restrain him
A line up of the cherry merry muffin doll series from the 90s. They are all in different colored aprons with accessories that match the color scheme. I have circled the muffin tin accessory of the chocolate chip themed doll
Graph with a y axis that reads Human Progress and an x axis that’s labeled Time. There are no measurement notches. There is a green line that increases gradually then goes way up with a little stick figure positioned right before the steep rise. Text to the side reads: What does it feel like to stand here? What happened and is happening that caused such sharp acceleration? What is yet to come?
Simpson screenshot of Homer at the cool lesbian bar moments before he realizes there is no fire exit
A lobster roll from the Cousin’s Maine Lobster food truck
The angry sun that tries to kill you in that one Mario 3 level
Text: Everyone at poker night watching as I pull out a banana and calculator and then use dark magic to turn one of my cards into glass Below the text is an image of a nerdy young boy wearing a sweater vest and looking confused
Trump speaking with an obvious slab of foam under his jacket
The cover of the NES version of Ultima IV: Quest of the Avatar
Pope Francis holding a microphone like a dang pro
A collage of modern images of Medjed, who is a little ghost with eyes and feet, some anime, some plush form, some video games, some action figures, all surrounding an image at the center of Medjed on an ancient papyrus document
A screenshot from Once Upon a Katamari. The King of All Cosmos is posed magnificently after completing a level, a staple of the series. In this game is dressed in period clothing reminiscent of Edo era Japan. It can be seen that I got S rank in the level and he is saying “But you should probably go outside and touch grass sometimes.” The word outside is a different color text for emphasis. I was playing as cousin Kenta, who looks like The Prince but has four legs like a centaur.
A screen cap of a Simpsons episode where Bart interacts with an animatronic forest fire preventing bear who asks who can prevent forest fires with a button for “You” and “Me” The context: In the famous scene Bart tries both options and the bear says he’s wrong either way because of hilarious semantic bullshit that isn’t even consistent. I am posting it as a metaphor.
A closeup of a flimsy paper “sign” taped to the outside wall of the Oval Office. The script is gold but it’s clearly printed office paper
Classic painting of Plato and Aristotle being hella smart together
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A text that reads: Famous Dave's: Halloween Kids Eat Free & Hot Coco Available at participating locations only: Reno, NV
A close up of Pope Leo’s (White Sox fan) face forcing a smile. For context the full image shows the patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East (Cubs fan) giving him a Cubs jersey that he must accept for the sake of politeness even though you can tell he’s super annoyed lol
A YouTube screenshot showing the message: This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds Additionally we can see that the video has been up for 5 months and has 640 views. Comments are turned off.
A screenshot of Singals Twitter where he shows correspondence with a KiwiFarms user who reached out to help him: A kiwi farmer reached out to me claiming to have figured out the tech problems I'm having. This is their post. Does this make sense to those who are techier than me? I indeed get an error when I click on the username so no idea how to block.
Melanie holding a small plushie of the Pokemon, who is a little olive guy making a slightly distressed face. Melanie is doing a cute kissy face
Screenshot of my Fantasy football “report card”. My picks have earned an A from the ESPN app’s algorithm. The name of my fantasy team is the Fuck City Fuckers in the Red Lobster Williamsburg league
NASA image of an eclipse as seen from the surface of Mars. The Mars moon is small and bumpy shaped and doesn’t come close to perfectly blocking out the sun the way an Earth eclipse does
A screencap of the Google listing for the Rotofugi toy store in Chicago. The glass of the front window has the Tokidoki logo prominently featured.
Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane A while back, Dunkin Donuts used Rob Gronkowski in some ads. But my friend and I had no idea he was a football player, so we thought Dunkin came up with an Original Character named "Gronk" to advertise their energy drink. Two of the Gronk ads are pictured, in which he is wearing a white tshirt and holding a colorful iced drink on each hand with a big smile on his face The first image has text that says GRONK DRINKS EM The second image reads AND HE'S GOT ENERGY
YouTube ad screenshot. A white man with slightly graying hair is playing a handheld gaming device supported by a stand/pillow on his lap, which is the product being advertised. There is a very cute gray cat trying to position itself between the man and the game.
• Transgender women performed worse than cisgender women in tests measuring lower-body strength • Transgender women performed worse than cisgender women in tests measuring lung function • Transgender women had a higher percentage of fat mass, lower fat-free mass, and weaker handgrip strength compared to cisgender men • Transgender women's bone density was found to be equivalent to that of cisgender women, which is linked to muscle strength • There were no meaningful differences found between the two groups' hemoglobin profiles (a key factor in athletic performance)
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A screenshot of the “no war” puppies meme shoddily edited to read “one war”
Italian Elon Musk • @alexqarbuckle I send a the calzone into space!! I don't pay a the taxes!! Ohhh!! 11:48 AM • 16 Jun 18 from Brooklyn, NY 8,064 Retweets 33.5K Likes
Melanie from below in their Smash Fascism tank top looking over their huge boobs like its Attack on Titan
A selection of an Achewood comic. In the first panel the first character says: “This song is about how America chews the working man up and spits him in the dirt to die”. To which the second character says: “Huh. Well, that's no fun! Let's rewrite It!” In the second panel the Pollyanna-ish second character continues: “Born...in the USA! I went to school and I got an...A l ate a hamburger and said Hooray!”
A three panel comic quickly drawn in ballpoint pen on lined paper. The title reads “Transformers: Simple Machines” The “character” is the same in all three panels, a crudely drawn wheel with an axel through the center In the first panel the wheel says “I am Optimus Prime.” In the second panel the wheel says “I am a wheel in this continuity” In the third panel the wheel says “Megatron is a wedge”
The best match between the self assessment you provided and the profile of a fictional character as rated by other people who have taken this survey is the character Amanita Caplan (Sense8). 89% match 22 @ openpsychometrics.org
A vertical screenshot of my phone, showing a folder with two app icons. The first icon is for the old the original HBO Max app that went defunct when they rebranded and I just never deleted. The second icon is for the current app under the brand Max There is an empty third slot waiting for the presumed third app since they made a whole new one last time too
The Prince from Katamari Damacy is on his knees in the rain, having failed a level. Out of frame his disappointed father prepares to lecture him and then shoot eye lasers
Theee panel vertical comic/meme of stills from the Sailor Moon anime. In the top panel Tuxedo Mask says: My work here is done In the middle panel Sailor Moon says: But you didn’t do anything In the bottom panel Tuxedo Mask is waving his cape heroically as he exits saying: Until next time!
A screenshot from the scene in Arrested Development about open marriage. The dialogue reads: Well did it work for those people? No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but… …but it might work for us.
A screen shot from the famous “I don’t wanna be around anymore” skit from I Think You Should Leave. In the shot we see the main character of the skit, who has been set up to film a prank in a mall. However, he is wearing way too many costume pieces including a full rubber face mask of an old man, and fake hands. The shoulders of his shirt are stuffed with fake muscle, the costume is simultaneously tight in some areas and baggy in others. It is the moment in the skit where the character abandons the prank and tells the camera crew “There’s too much fucking shit on me”, which is the subtitle visible in this screenshot. Wearing too many costume pieces has deflated his desire to do the prank, or even live.