windy shrimp

@melipone.bsky.social

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once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor

frog (?) coming out of mouth
contact lens for the eye of sauron
Cooked by the sun
fry
calvin peeing
me getting sunburnt while working on a car
Lug wrench and two snapped-in-half lug studs in my filthy hand
The "Oh, God! Collection" Bluray (Runtime 4h 49m)
spidermen
Fury: Quickens limit break gauge charge, but become more vulnerable to damage
Elon Musk: (00:22) Yeah. Yeah, and he was born on May the fourth. Joe Rogan: (00:26) That's hilarious, too. Elon Musk: (00:27) Yeah. Joe Rogan: (00:27) May the fourth be with him. Elon Musk: (00:28) Yes, exactly. Joe Rogan: (00:29) It has to be. Elon Musk: (00:30) Hopefully. I sure hope so. Joe Rogan: (00:31) Perfect. Elon Musk: (00:31) Yes.
Scallions in a bag
Keroppi cooler
tim robinson
tiny nutella
hot wheels track clamp
purple bing named "mimi" for some reason
electric stirrer
long receipt from subway sandwich
Willem Dafoe
Everything Must Stay Haute Mess Edition Welcome to the ultimate treasure hunt! This 3-bed, 2-bath country retreat is bursting with personalityand personal effects. From the moment you step inside, youll be greeted by a curated collection of mystery socks, vintage electronics, and avant- garde laundry installations. Furnished? Absolutely. Organized? Not even close. Inspirational? Like a thrift store met a Pinterest board during a windstorm. Drawers overflow with forgotten dreams. Closets whisper stories. The living room doubles as a museum of hobbies past. And yes, the Zen Garden awaitssomewhere beneath the patio furniture and ornamental extension cords. Sold as shown. No need to pack. Just bring a toothbrush, a flashlight, and a sense of adventure. Your offer includes everything you seeand probably a few things you dont. Schedule your personal showing today
Notification indicating that I am a dumbass
remember clocks go back 1 hour next sunday 4th october *** please share ***
Snow
If you gotta pee, then pee. But if you don't, don't.
I'm wearing an old man mask in the bathroom
'We're New Englanders': Providence businesses not worried about snow storm
exploding tree risk
me the air inside a bag of bread
Terminator model T-1000 head asplode
Long potato chips
it's rice
Pan left out in the snow