Mello

@mellowmink.bsky.social

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Ferret | 33 | He/him | Bi | Anxious extrovert | Short story writer | Former gaming journalist | Nerd 18+ Followers Only! Fur Affinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/MellowMink/ So Furry: https://mellowmink.sofurry.com/

A toony Mello drawn as his ferret self, shrugging while wearing green shorts and a green scarf that both match his eyes. "I'M JUST A FERRET" text is visible in the drawing.
The moment that a watermelon was made!
Mello sketched in a toony style, standing up and doing a shrug pose while wearing green shorts, a green scarf, and black-framed glasses. "I'M JUST A FERRET" text is visible near him.
Fox angrily speaks to General Pepper: "With all due respect, General, you can chew on your condolences."
"Wolf is joined by the notorious turncoat Pigma Dengar, who acts as Star Wolf's engineer. A mysterious and sadistic ace pilot named Leon Powalski brings a frightening level of combat skills to the team. That said, the crew is weighed down by the untalented but-well-connected pilot Andrew Oikonny."
Campaign completion screen. Normal difficulty. Bottom levels only. Hits: 937 Lives: 15 Continues Used: 0
Campaign completion screen. Normal difficulty. Bottom or middle levels, middle being prioritized whenever possible, and never going to the top levels. Hits: 1009 Lives: 13 Continues Used: 0
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos — Platinum Edition (PS5 Physical Copy)
Human Mello smiling on the right. White duck with a yellow beak vibing on the left; he's also being comfortably held by a member of this year's charity organization.
Ronnie, a purple rat puppet, is preparing to eat my remaining poker chips in this active poker tournament.
Critters, Cryptids, & Curses Anthrocon 2026 Con Book
Ronnie, the purple rat puppet, is in a semi-crowded registration line at Anthrocon!
Campaign completion screen. Normal difficulty. All upper-most levels. Hits: 1057 Lives: 2 Continues Used: 1
Strawberry: "Well done!" Score: 1850 Super Evolution Bonus: 630 Final Score: 2480
Search prompt: "are ferrets smart" Google's AI response: "Yes, ferrets are incredibly smart. They excel at problem-solving, can learn tricks quickly, and possess excellent memories. However, they are also highly independent and easily bored, meaning their intelligence often manifests as clever, mischievous behavior rather than a simple desire to please their owners."
1. Animal Crossing 2 — Nintendo Switch 2 Edition 2. Kirby Air Riders 3. Kirby and the Forgotten Land — Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Star-Crossed World 4. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild — Nintendo Switch 2 Edition 5. The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom — Nintendo Switch 2 Edition 6. Mario Kart World 7. Metroid Prime 4: Beyond — Nintendo Switch 2 Edition 8. Nintendo GameCube — Nintendo Classics 9. Star Fox (remake) 10. Suika Game Planet (Switch 2 version) 11. Super Mario Bros. Wonder — Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park 12. Yoshi and the Mysterious Book
Star Fox for the Nintendo Switch 2
A Fortnite screenshot showing that I have twelve mastered sprites in my collection.
The Unknown after presumably defeating the Big Bad Wolf in an epic battle.
The Goat, a new goat-man partially dressed in armor, being previewed in the Fortnite shop. You can see his very goat-like feet.
Goat eyes and a goat scream have been added to Fortnite in the form of a combined emote.
A concerned and very nerdy-looking Mello.
Gamera cries while an animated train flies away into space or some nonsense.
Gamera very realistically flying after an anime spaceship that totally isn't just footage from a completely unfitting non-Gamera film.
A child is being teleported toward a beach or some shit; this scene goes on for way too long and the effects are horrible.
A very realistic Gamera very realistically growing to gargantuan sizes over the city.
A pet shop truck very inconspicuously takes off and turns into an orange light... sort of...
Me preparing to watch Gamera: Super Monster, the eighth film in the Gamera series.
Character select screen showing a happy Fox, who's a fox if you can believe it, and newcomer Fay, who appears to be a poodle.
THE END TOTAL SCORE: 52100 AVERAGE SCORE: 86% A colorful space is everywhere.
Stage name: "THE BATTLE BASE METEOR" General Pepper: "BE SURE TO USE YOUR RETROS IF YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST!' BE CAREFUL WITH MY ARWINGS!!"
Falco: "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TODAY, FOX?!!" The original Star Fox game is being played.
Mr. E: "That is a common butterfly." The word "butterfly" is in yellow text.
Six Yoshi creatures of various colors look down at you with open eyes.
My pet hedgehog on my blue shirt while I'm laid back on top of comfortable blankets; she's doing her best and is still very cute.
Her back leg didn't get accidentally injured; the X-ray didn't show a broken bone or dislocation. It's neurological and there's radiological evidence of heart disease due to her heart being larger and there being some congestion around her lungs, with multiple possible causes. However, this isn't the end; there will be three apparently yummy syringe medications (one for neurological, one for steroid/anti-inflammatory, and one is heart medicine) that I'll start giving her for comfort, plus making her food wet, and we'll see if that works if she gains weight again and has more natural rest. The wheel will sadly be removed for two weeks, but I'll still give her attention, weigh her daily, and we'll have another checkup a week from now. The vet said there was nothing I could have done; it was strictly neurological and out of my control. I have a plan and will follow it now; she'll feel better.
"Too late for abortions now!"
Final Statistics Time Taken: 09:30:40 Secrets Found: 24 of 45 Pickups: 286 of 357 Kills: 248 Ammo Used/Hits: 8255/6268 Medi Packs Used: 54.5 Distance Travelled: 62.43km
A screenshot proving that I got the platinum trophy for Poker Night at the Inventory today.
Lara Croft stands near a surprisingly graphic mummy, but the mummy isn't moving like other ones in the level yet for some reason.
Retro Lara Croft gets ambushed by a sneaky crocodile loser.
Lara Croft stands on the edge of a platform while a gorilla hides around a corner to presumably ambush her; everybody in this game wants to kill Lara Croft, I swear.
Dead crocodiles are floating in the sky.
Lara Croft being chased by a giant rat who lives in the water for some reason.
Lara Croft turning into gold, with only her right hand and head remaining just seconds before the transformation is fully complete.
A giant sword impossibly flew through a ceiling to try to kill Lara Croft.
Angry alligator out of water, modern form.
A crocodile fiend attacks Lara Croft.
Tycho: "Ugh, hippos. Corpulent brigands; nothing like their elegant ungulate sisters, the giraffes."
Max pulls out a hidden gun while playing at a poker tournament, which is responded to by the somehow more psychopathic Tycho: "Didn't they make you check your piece at the door?"
Lil' Ma'am looks out of her fluffy igloo.
Lara Croft in Dino Crisis earns the T-Rextinct trophy for finishing off an angry T-Rex fella.
Modern Lara Croft runs away from an angry T-Rex.
Lizard wins a crown.
Human Mello's left hand now with black nails.
My personal selections for the "About Me: Video Games" template that's going around. Majora's Mask is still the best game; play it.
"Are you gay?" "What? No! I sell propane."
Lil' Ma'am having stuck her head into a toilet paper roll and then wearing it like a mask.
Bailey, a super cute pug, laying down sideways on a couch while trying to sleep.
A fluffy purple rat smiles in front of the pretty lighting in the closing ceremonies room.