andy [known agitator]

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Brain Worms (https://brainworms.me) | Fragments TTRPG System | #mediacrit | writer, designer | he/him | Wellington, Aotearoa currently playing: Bloodborne || Zenless Zone Zero

animated Zelda from Wand of Gamelon looking completely chill and happy with something horrible happening to someone off-screen. the caption says "Good."
screenshot of the Recent Activity section of Letterboxd; the last four films are Mickey 17 (4.5 stars), California Suite (3 stars), One Battle After Another (4.5 stars) and Return to Silent Hill (0.5 stars)
screengrab of part of the Merriam-Webster Dictionary website; "Top Thesaurus Lookups (Next refresh: 21): #1 kink"
discord screenshot of a message string from me at 4:51PM okay this has really set off one of my many peeves because the AI itself is obviously horrific but also JUST GET A CALENDAR, YOU FUCKING DIPTSHIT MORONS? we already have tools that do these things AND FUCKING WORK? you slime-brained shit for brains goose cloaca zombies put me on this and i will grind both of our phones into dust and put it in your food so you shit yourself to death
Hi Tomasz, My policy is not to work with systems or companies that use LLMs or generative AI technology. Particularly for creative projects, as the technology steals from artists while also stealing their jobs. I genuinely hope you do not find anyone willing to agree to this sort of 'commercial collaboration'. Best of luck with everything. Andy
patrick bateman, a normal white business guy, staring down at something with intense passion, in a scene from American Psycho
event details for an "AI hackathon q&a" happening on July 1st for the Aotearoa AI Hackathon Festival
"you ever think about how there was a [weak excuse] and [thing] got expensive, then the [excuse] ended but the [thing] stayed expensive?"
a chess board covered in overlapping potential moves, making it incomprehensible
a shot from TWKYK where Trevor is saying it's illegal to say you want to murder the president of the United States.
a picture of Purah from LoZ Tears of the Kingdom; a woman with white hair, red framed glasses and fancy white clothes; she has futuristic gold goggles perched on her hair bun and she looks aloof; on-screen text says "Purah, Head of Lookout Landing"
me talking in discord with my homer-in-glasses avatar: "andy 9:06am I'm going to SHIT EVERYONE'S PANTS in anger about this week's announcements"
a woman's hands typing on a keyboard; the caption says [computer sounds]
big text: hi andrew small text: i will make no SANDWICH you tyrannical goon
Hello, I'm not sure if this is the right email for this query, but hopefully you can point me in the right direction if not. Yesterday (13/05/26), one of the Stuff quizzes contined a question related to the Fresh 'n' Fruity brand of yoghurt. Since this is relatively specific, I found it curious that this corresponded with a big marketing push by Fresh 'n' Fruity. So I had two questions: 1. Was this quiz question part of a brand/sponsorship deal? 2. Do the Stuff quiz questions ever include questions that are the result of sponsorships or other business factors? Thanks for your time and efforts. Andy
Colombo from Columbo; a disheveled man in a brown trenchcoat with a finger up; the caption says "just... one more thing."
a screenshot from Pokemon Alpha Sapphire on the 3DS; a girl trainer stands in front of a house on a sandy area, talking to a boy in a green shirt; the boy is saying "Hmm... Great Balls, huh? What's so popular about them?"
the burger king logo above a tasty looking burger; logo text says NO CUM; tagline says "certified cumless burgers since 2018"
the "your opponent retreated" popup message from card game Marvel Snap
a photo of my white human hand holding a knife with a toothbrush taped to the end; the feet are censored by emoji
screenshot from the game Signalis; ruined pillar-like structures sit in silhouette against a blood red background; rendered in detailed low resolution art, an armoured cyborg woman stands in a rectangular gateway; at her feet is the form of a male cyborg
screenshot from Planet Laika; the scenery is dirty sci-fi style; a dog faced person stands in front of a bar, the barman is also a dog faced person; another dog faced person in a sort of robot body is nearby; the caption says "Smokey: I'll shove so many drinks down your throat, you'll puke manners!"
thomas the tank engine drawn by chris (simpsons artist); the train has human arms and legs, and a human face... like more human than usual; it looks sad and has it's head/engine in its human hands; the text spoken says "why was i born a train"
screenshot from the video game Binary Domain; a white man in dark military armour and a beanie is yelling at another dude in similar armour; they are standing in a brightly lit futuristic hallway; the subtitle says "Female Hollow Children can be impregnated by a human male."
screenshot from Binary Domain where a soldier, Dan America, is shooting out the back of a vehicle at a giant robot snake that is also a motorcycle
a shot from Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream; two characters stand together outside a small house, on some green grass; UI down the bottom describes them as friends; the taller person (who has no mouth or eyebrows) says "Meat and I both can't stop thinking about unexplained headaches. Naturally, this has made us friends!"; the other person, a short woman with a shocked expression, stands motionless
a book cover titled "Wii for Dummies" with a picture of a Wii on the front; the text explains you can learn to be good at using a Nintendo Wii but specifically does not say Nintendo; the author is Kyle Orland
It's a game about legacy, a game about the pieces making up a whole that is more than the sum of those pieces, a game about how quickly you can get to the bit where your character shoves a cursed sword through the heart of a flickering demon lord while electric guitar plays in the background, and then a little man falls out of the wound and thanks you for setting him free; but then six months later you're running a bakery in a small town and that little man comes in and says he's come to kill you for practising illegal sorcery, so you throw a vanilla custard cream cupcake in his face and he is so impressed with your baking that he agrees to forgo the bounty; but then you pin him to the floor of the bakery with that same cursed sword because you kept it all this time, and a pulsing demonic arm emerges from your eyeball as the last puff of life ebbs out of the little man.
bart from the simpsons is in bed looking scared as a giant version of homer's head looms over him, eyes wide and expectant; the text caption says: '"oh that's just how it is" well it should not fucking be like that.'
a screenshot from Resident Evil Requiem; a blonde woman in a blood-stained white shirt leans over a dead body; she has a strange device in one hand, and a flashlight in the other; the background is a hospital corridor
a tutorial box from Resident Evil 9. white text on a grey background says "Leon is reaching his limit." the rest of the text is blacked out the picture above shows a blue tinted scene with a man doubled over in pain, he is in a white lab of some kind
a side table in a cinema that has the numbers 6 and 7 on it
shot of the wishlist button from Steam; blue background with lighter blue buttons; one says "On Wishlist" and one says "Follow"; the tooltip says "Item added to your wishlist!"
eggman from sonic floating in space and pissing on the moon with a laser coming out of his crotch
a two panel comic; a woman is being spoken to in a work cubicle; panel 1: a handsome man with "ARTIST" across his form says "want to see my latest work?", the woman looks delighted and says "aww, you're sweet"; panel 2: a dumpy man with glasses and "WRITER" across his form says "want to see my latest work?", the woman looks horrified and is on the phone saying "hello, human resources?!"
the f-pattern concept for web reading styles; a representation of a content page online, with a pink and purple F shape overlaid; numbers 1-3 and arrows show the reader's eye moving left to right, top to bottom
HOOT HOOT!!!!!!! IT LED TO MORE THAN ONE MILLION DEATHS!!!!!!!! FLAP FLAP FLAP!!!!!!!!!
harry from disco elysium, grinning like a man who has come to the end of every possible rope, with the communist hammer and sickle overlaid on top of the picture
Skinner from The Simpsons, but he has a grinning Homer's face
bloodborne, jak 3, battle chess, blade runner, final fantasy viii, persona 3, roller coaster tycoon, star wars: knights of the old republic 2, disco elysium
allan from Smiling Friends staring at the camera shocked
a sad emoji looking at a computer screen, having seen something awful
Fred from the cartoon Scooby Doo standing next to some asshole who is tied up and wearing a ghost costume; Fred has pulled the ghost hood off the asshole to reveal that there was no ghost and it was just some asshole the entire time
a sketch of the pokemon ditto in a cereal bowl; text above it says NUTRIENTS!
a screenshot from Iron Chef; some cooked eggplant are on a straw plate; the words "under the cap." are on screen in English and Japanese
a paragraph from the wiki page for Spider-Man: Reigns; it says "Mary Jane Watson-Parker: The long-dead wife of Peter Parker. Though dead, she appears as a recurring hallucination to Peter. It is revealed that she died of cancer brought on by exposure to Peter's radioactive semen during intercourse over the years."
fanart of the generation 10 Pokemon starter, Browt; a small green and yellow cartoon bird smoking a cigarette and looking really angry
a frame from a Whitest Kids You Know sketch about how you aren't allowed to say you want to kill the president; a man sits on a stool very firmly explaining how you can't say that you want to kill the president
luigi from mario excited about an exclamation point because he's having a really good idea about how to fix the world's problems
a woman and a man in bed; the woman is looking suspiciously over her shoulder, while the man has the head of the pokemon Wooper and is staring into the abyss; the text says: woman: "i bet he's thinking about other women" man wooper: .... ... ......... .. ...... .... ....... . ...
the pokemon Browt holding up two guns with human hands
the pokemon Browt (a green bird with angry eyebrows) holding a gun with a human hand
scene from The Simpsons where Bart is watching a woman lead her son named Bort past a man named Bort, but both the Borts have their heads replaced with the head of the Pokémon Browt
screenshot from the game Moonrot; a small space rover driving on the surface of a dark moon; spires of rock are visible around it
sketchy art on a white background; a computer mouse cursor with a cute uwu face and lovehearts over it; yellow text says "i'm a mouse girlie"
The shift in weight causes **Vallana** to lurch forwards and slam their forehead on the table, taking a stress condition: *Bruised Head* (D4), which is added to their CRAFT. They also take the condition *Ridiculously Big Foot* (D8) until the magic wears off. No FIGHT roll is needed. *Marette* is on the floor, struggling to get up amongst the chaos, partly trapped under **Vallana**'s large foot.
a picture of Iron Chef Italian from the TV show Iron Chef; a man in a chef's outfit coloured to match the Italian flag