Membook

@membook.bsky.social

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Jeśli traktujesz moje wpisy na poważnie, skontaktuj się z lekarzem lub farmaceutą, gdyż każdy mem niewłaściwie zrozumiany zagraża Twojemu życiu lub zdrowiu.

Post: hooking up with artist is hot cuz theyll be like "i thought of you when i wrote this song". what are tech guys gonna do? name a git branch after you? the fuck
Reply: The tech guy can actually afford to take you to dinner.

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Microsoft Edge's post 2 hours ago: Hey @Wendys! Roast us, and don't be afraid to make it Edge-y.
Wendy's replies: sorry this is bit late. we tried replying 2 hours ago but we were using Microsoft Edge

A comic featuring a character interacting with their coffee.
Panel 1: The character, holding a coffee mug, says, "Coffee, you're my only friend".
Panel 2: A close-up of the coffee's surface, which has a face. It says, "Birth is a curse and existence a prison".
Panel 3: The character looks at their coffee and thinks, "Hmm, too dark".
Panel 4: The character pours milk into the coffee.
Panel 5: The coffee, now lighter in color, says, "To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering".
Panel 6: The character takes a sip of the coffee and says, "Perfect".

A man presenting a joke on a flip chart with two panels. Top panel: "Why do Python programmers wear glasses?" Bottom panel: "Because they can't C" (a pun on the programming languages Python and C).

A screenshot displaying a New York Times article with a title about being cautious with sharing an email address, overlaid with a prompt to create a free account or log in to continue reading.