Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212

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Jenkem truther. Megastructurist. IQ: 213. C[l/r]i[n/t]ical Psychologist, License #42069. I'm sorry that my IQ is so high (214). I cannot provide therapy to you, but I can shitpost together with you into the abyss until we die.

Picture of a yellow room with grey shag carpet. The door to the room is covered with various squares of different colored carpet.
The kitchen is orange (that part is cool, I like the orange). The counter is black at the base and bright yellow on the counter, and there is an orange sink (I did not know sinks came in orange). The floor is covered by a patterned carpet, with beige, various browns, and orange. The carpet goes all throughout the kitchen. There is orange carpet on the top strip of the wall.
Guardian Article from October 2014: Title: Luis Suárez: ‘Biting appals people, but it’s relatively harmless’ Subtitle: In an exclusive extract from his new book, Crossing The Line: My Story, Luis Suárez explains what drives him to bite and why he’s not sure he wants to be cured Underneath is an image of Suarez, screaming, presumably in celebration, with his chompers prominently displayed
A freaking beautiful ass sunset over a pond. Trees and grasses in the foreground that look hella textured.
A green heron perched on a log, hunting. It has yellow legs, which indicates that it is not trying to get laid at this time. It is tracking its prey under water that is covered with duckweed. It is hard to know how it can see through all the duckweed. It has been waiting patiently for several minutes and is ready to strike at any moment.
A platform nest with an adult osprey and two little baby ospreys with their little baby heads poking out over the edge
Sunset on the water through a willow tree
Screenshot of Bill Ponderosa saying "yeah, you botched it."
Great blue heron toodling gently through the waters, being careful not to disrupt the fishes
Cop standing with his arms on the counter, gun fully exposed for grasping
Osprey soaring, on the hunt for yummy fish
Screenshot of tweet from Michael Scheeringa, MD: "This is good news. We are pulling the plug on med school DEI and making us all healthier as a result https://foxnews.com/opinion/we-pulling-plug-med-school-dei-making-us-all-healthier-result #FoxNews
Screenshot of Michael Sheeringa, MD's Twitter bio: "@m_scheeringa Child psychiatrist. Conservative. Trying to see what is difficult to see. Four books on trauma. Trauma Dispatch posts."
Great blue heron, patiently waiting for a snack to swim by
Screenshot of Reddit exchange: Title: When did the r/mycology sub become full of idiots? kind of weird, I have had hundreds of posts in 2024 and 2025 with a good exchange of information, and providing real world experience with around 100 species that grow in my forest, and then today after correcting somebody handing out incorrect advice to a novice, I get downvoted to oblivion. Word of warning, be very careful of advice from that sub.
Nearby_Landscape862 • 22m ago MAGA I'm a Trump sycophant. Even I am embarrassed by the right's support of Orban and Putin. This is a situation where the West needs to support Ukrainian victory. We've already tried to extend peace offerings to Russia, and they responded by continuing to attack energy and civilian targets. I am 100% for Ukraine now. I was foolish before.
Footage of a wild man bouncing on an undulating floor of matted vegetation
Sleepy barred owl, snoozing in the sun on the branch of a hemlock tree
Sign with Smokey the Bear Text: "Smokey says only YOU can prevent COMMUNISM VOTE REPUBLICAN CONSERVATIVE"
The IRGC’s sequencing—first degrading long-range early warning in Qatar, then targeting theatre-level radar in the UAE, followed by the interceptor battery itself—suggests a deliberate operational design aimed at collapsing multiple defensive layers in a cascading manner. Such sequencing implies advanced target intelligence, persistent surveillance, and calibrated strike planning that prioritised sensor nodes before kinetic interceptors, reflecting a systems-level approach to dismantling missile defence rather than symbolic attacks. If the IRGC’s claim of total operational loss is accurate, the United States now faces a theatre-level gap in high-altitude interception coverage across critical Gulf sectors, compressing warning-to-intercept timelines and increasing the probability of successful missile penetration. This structural weakening of layered defence forces Gulf-based commanders to reconsider force dispersion, hardened infrastructure utilisation, and aircraft generation cycles at key installations, including those hosting rotational US combat aircraft and logistics hubs. The psychological dimension is equally significant, as THAAD’s presence has long served as a visible deterrent signal of American commitment and technological superiority, and its reported destruction challenges that perception among allies and adversaries alike.
ceramic mug with sculpted horseshoe crab
Picture of Garth Marenghi
R/conservative thread titled: Reddit Mod Deleted Breathtaking Photo Taken by NASA Astronaut From Space Because It Was “Blurry”
Screenshot of a push notification from Venmo saying "you can now fund your Kalshi account using Venmo"
Ridiculous cat, laying upside down with his paws around the cat tree, belly up, teeth bared because of the angle of his upside down empty head, looking ridiculous
Trump lurching at the world economic forum
Snapshot of a Reddit comment from r/Conservatives: u/Krioniki • 2d ago Monarchist Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter There goes the arguments of anyone still trying to say that Trump was doing this as some sort of 4d chess move to get Europe to take the defence of Greenland seriously. I'm so sick and tired of this Greenland stuff. Just embarrassing beyond belief.
Cody Lundin and his psycho pretend ex Marine co-host from the show Dual Survival, arguing in a desert.
Blah blah blah stupid Republican bullshit but then it provides a poll and starts with the following question: 1. Are you a U.S. Citizen (If no - CLOSE THE PAGE IMMEDIATELY)
This is a DNC scam to create discord within the conservative ranks…. as you can tell by the link address. But I guess you knew that.
Screenshot of text message: This silence will cost you, [scribbled out name]. We will not ask again. Complete your GOP Voter Profile to resolve the problem: gop-way.com/byg4c2 -House GOP STOPtoEND
Grocery store magazine rack with an Enquirer with the title "Trump will some Jonbenet murder!" Behind it, a children's coloring book.
clip from an interview with Bryan Johnson, the billionaire who think he's gonna live forever
Wikipedia screenshot of the "makeup claims" section Trump was first reported to make use of "orange" makeup products as early as 2012.[5] Stephanie Grisham, the former White House Communications Director, White House Press Secretary, press secretary for the first lady and Chief of Staff to the First Lady of the United States confirmed Trump personally applied his own makeup daily.[6] Trump applies his own "translucent makeup powder" before televised appearances.[2][3]
A tiny baby pigeon, waiting patiently to eat the milk out of his father's milk gland
Hypnotherapy is generally not considered to be based on scientific evidence, and is rarely recommended in clinical practice guidelines.[3][4] However, several psychological reviews and meta-analyses suggest that hypnotherapy can be effective as an adjunctive treatment for a number of disorders, including chronic and acute pain, irritable bowel syndrome, post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), phobias, and some eating disorders.[5]
Top reply to Reddit post on r/Conservative on article titled "House prepares vote next week on Epstein files" from u/Darthalicious: Place your bets, do we get: A) 219 Republican Yeas, 213 Democrat Nays (or vice versa). B) One or both parties have all their "safe" seats vote Nay and their competitive seats vote Yea so there's just enough Nays to not release them. C) Someone filibuster's as long as it takes for the media to manufacture something to get the public's attention so they can quietly drop it. D) Jan 6 2.0 out of nowhere during the vote. E) Jesus makes his second coming before they actually release anything.
Joe Rogan, having his mind BLOWN
Sweet little butterfly on a flower
Pileated woodpecker, doing pileated woodpecker things on a tree.
Picture of Donald Trump with the following text: "R.I.P. Donald J. Trump 6/14/1946 - 9/23/2025 Killed by an escalator that stopped moving while he was on it."
A television sits on a console showing a still from a FoxNews alert. The words "AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT" are in bold in the foreground, the Caduceus is to the right of the words, and to the left are pictures of Donald Trump and RFK Jr. Underneath the main graphic, the title bar for FoxNews says "AUTISM BREAKTHROUGH."
Blue heron chillin' near a snapping turtle
Cormorant perched majestically on a branch coming out of the water.
Butterfly next to a bee in a batch of goldenrod
Bunch of honey mushrooms at the base of a tree
Gold Finch on a snag, busting a tune.
Sunset
A delightful family of swans, gliding across a pond.
A stand of dryad's saddle (aka pheasantback) mushrooms, growing extremely cutely at the base of a dead tree.
Mug with a face on it, presumably an imp's face??
Screenshot of a Twitter interaction with a tweet from me on July 10th, 2024 saying the following: "Needing someone else to administer an IQ test to you essentially verifies a sub-180 IQ. Once you break 180, you don't need help. It took me less than 3 minutes to determine my 212 IQ, a solo endeavor. I even invented my own system of measurement -- a trivial task for me." Twitter response from Maximus on April 24 saying: "Yes, you a random person, knows IQ measurements better than professional who do this for a living. also the highest IQ person we know of today is about 210 so come on, get into the 2025 record book"