Merennulli

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Software development project team lead and leading source of bad puns. Views expressed are solely those of the voices in my head. (Meren- is a male name prefix)

Britain on the island of Great Britain in the British Isles, a part of the British islands.
Matured flower section of fully grown lawn grass. A long central stem with groupings of three straight outward sub-stems, each of which has a grain fruiting body on the end.
Four Lego Minifigures and two cat figures. The left cat is green, the right is black. The Minifigures are a green-haired child, a black haired father behind the black cat, a green-haired mother behind the green cat, and a green-haired aunt in the back. All are on a light bluish gray 6x14 Lego plate sitting on an off-white table with a white tissue as a backdrop to hide Merennulli's horrifically messy desk and keep a small shred of dignity while making an attempt to be funny online.
Registered deaths per week comparing 1951 as a baseline against the 1952 London smog incident showing an estimated 12,000 excess deaths.
PlugShare map of EV charging stations between Festus and Perryville along I-55 in Missouri with surrounding area.
A white cat with closed eyes, standing on his hind legs and holding a wooden walking staff sized for someone much taller than him. This cat is Korin from the manga Dragonball.
Character Annie Wilkes from the 1990 movie adaptation of "Misery", holding a knife.
XKCD comic "Types of Tornado Alert" listing "Tornado Warning: A tornado has been detected, take shelter | Tornado Watch: Conditions are favorable for tornadoes to form | Tornado Precaution: Tornadoes happen sometimes so be ready | Tornado Inkling: No tornadoes yet, but we have a feeling | Tornado Suspicion: Weird clouds have been observed | Tornado Premonition: Tornado portents and omens have been observed | Tornado Recollection: Tornadoes have occurred in the past | Tornado Contemplation: Wow. Tornadoes are very big and powerful" from m.xkcd.com
Chico Marx dressed as Groucho Marx saying "Well, who you gonna' believe? Me? Or your own eyes?"
Google AI claiming there are two p's in "Google"
Google AI claiming there is 1 letter "p" in "water".
Ars Technica headline: "Cisco announces record revenue and 4,000 layoffs in the same day" by Scharon Harding, timestamped "23 hours ago" on the screenshot.
Article headline by Gizmodo that misleadingly claims "One of the Largest Physics Surveys Ever Finds No One Agrees o...". Dated "20 hours ago" when screenshot. Article by Gayoung Lee.
A bunch of tornado warnings across the midwest.
A package labeled "Inflatable Beard for Gentlemen, Distinguished, Dignified, Debonair" with pictures of men wearing a plastic inflatable beard with dignified expressions. Package is branded "Archie McPhee".
Screenshot of reminder notifications "Doctor" and "Exterminator"
26 shuttlecraft built with plastic building bricks.
Chart labeled "Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers: All Items in U.S. City Average" showing a dramatic increase in prices from 2020 to mid-2022, followed by a still-steep climb from 256% of the index years to 295% in mid-2022 and 327% by January of 2026. Index is of years 1982-1984. Source is US Bureau of Labor Statistics via FRED (Federal Reserve Economic Data).
Kirby construction worker holding a stop sign that flips to say slow on the other side.
Kirby road barrier
Diverging Diamond Interchange Kirby
Danish DK 2-1a power socket with half-round earth pin, resembling a smiling face.
Extron Electronics "Universal AC Outlet"
Support ticket showing "Error verifying reCAPTCHA, please try again." for a ticket notifying the company that "ReCaptcha broken on site"
An "inflatable beard" box and a picture of the plastic beard with an inflation tube and ear loops.
Screenshot of ExplainXKCD website that highlights "If this is a major port, the Coast Guard could just look out the window to confirm that hundreds of ships are not sinking in the harbor at once. [citation needed]" (With the "citation needed" being sarcastic and linking to another comic.)
Toyota Camry WTHR "blind zone test" with a bad graphic that makes it look like drivers can see through solid objects.
A box listing Excessive Alerts, but claiming there are "none"
Duress the cat (plush toy) in a Halloween costume of a dragon, staring out the window at the world.
"Are you writing in Spanish?" prompt with ONLY "Yes" as an option.
Outhouse Mimic. Mimics are creatures from Dungeons and Dragons that imitate things to eat unwary adventures.
Alaskan rodent deadlifting
Axios article headline: "95% of organizations got zero return on AI investment in MIT study" (Screencap further shows "8 hours ago * By Madison Mills")
Google's dubious AI slogan, "Applying AI towards science and the environment"
Xenomorph looking at Ripley the way Greg looks at a bagel.
Anime character named "Arale" holding a pink swirl on a stick.
2 articles about 2FA, one about 2FA being bypassed and the other about 2FA over SMS being trivially easy to be intercepted.
Quark in a neck brace
GIF of the TV series Dinosaurs with a scientist dinosaur saying "We're going to need another Timmy." next to an explosion. The show was referencing children's science shows that had a guest child assistant working with host scientist, but combined with the dark comedy aspect of the series where concern for safety was comically bad.
Fox4KC.com headline: "Royals' affiliate buys Overland Park Aspiria campus"
Old Microsoft Word grammar check window suggesting "I are not sharing" instead of "I'm not sharing" against all logic.
Youtube lying again, "Got it, we wont' show this again." again.
Youtube lying "Got it, we won't show this again" after showing it again for the 8th time.
Doritos Ketchup and Mustard
Discord survey showing "please answer the question" despite the question CLEARLY having been answered.
Settings, Accessibility section with "require alt text before posting" checked.
Hormel "chili with beans" that is nearly all liquid and a quarter empty.
Tornado warnings, including a tornado emergency
Way, way too many active tornado warnings. (And this isn't all of them right now.)
A "coupon" that says to "choose any pasta" while offering no discount at all.
McDonald's cheeseburger with extra cheese, and a grill slip clearly stating "NO American cheese"
A baking pan only partially filled with baked ravioli, with a conspicuous empty area.
US weather map with color patterns highlighted in count-shaped blocks.
Image of plane seating selection on a website with poorly coded CSS that depicts an entire column of seats as if they were outside the airplane.
Snow with bird tracks just outside an open door.
Highlighting "It's not like the people in Russia haven't tried. Repeatedly"
NASA JPL tweeting "New pano just dropped" with heart-eyes emoji. "Pano" is short for "panoramic photo"