Scott

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Train stations, James Bond, telly, general nonsense. He/Him/Twat. 🏳️‍🌈 http://www.merseytart.com

A car radio showing it is playing The Wanderer by Dion.
A Lego chip van. The truck part is black then there’s a red module on the back with a man serving chips out of it. The roof is covered in bricks made to look like chips.
Steve Backshall’s feet.
Steve Backshall, a handsome muscular man stripped to the waist, holding a massive fish.
From the Evri app: “Rate your courier”. Underneath is a thumbnail of a bearded white man with the word “Barry” next to it.
A rack of Loyd Grossman pasta sauces.
An ad for Lego knock offs bluebrixx. There is a TARDIS in the picture: a blue police box with a light on the top. It is referred to as a Futuristic Police Cell.
AI slop for an I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue YouTube channel where Humphrey Littleton has three arms
Photo caption: Proven pedigree … from left, Michael B Jordan, Autumn Durald Arkapaw, Ludwig Göransson and Ryan Coogler with their Oscars for Sinners. Photograph: Mario Anzuoni/Reuters In the picture - from left, Ryan Coogler, Ludwig Göransson, Autumn Durald Arkapaw and Michael B Jordan with their Oscars for Sinners.
A man pauses outside a fairground. There is a neon sign saying "Twisted Memories" and behind that a blue art deco building with a sign for ADVENTURELAND.
Cheryl Fergison off EastEnders flanked by her gay son and his new husband outside St George’s Hall in Liverpool.
The words “Get there” and “healthier”. There is a pixel missing where the cross of the t is and where the cross bar of the e meets the curve.
A headline from Queerty: People can't get over Evan Mulrooney's gold speedo glow up after old college photos resurface Underneath is a very very very hot man with a moustache, stripped to the waist with hairy pecs, and a picture of the same man when he was at college: fat and with a mullet
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The front cover of Love Vito: My story of food, family and finding home by Vito Coppola. A handsome Italian man in pastels stands on the cover. There is a sticker saying "cover to be revealed".
An imdb listing: Timothy Scott as Shagbag.
Jodie Foster and her wife Alexandra Hedison.
A Google ad for The Ship Inn, Raglan, Usk
A man on France 24 with the headline Mbappe breaks record with 22 goals.
Piper Laurie as Margaret White, dressed in a white lacy smock and smiling while holding a carving knife.
The cover of the Indiana Jones DVD collection.
Christina Aguilera purses her lips knowingly.
An appallingly cute tiny furry mammal with little ears and big eyes in a tree.
A newspaper interview with Barbara Stanwyck with a photo caption including the name "Alizia Gur"
A listing for the show on ITV at 9pm “The Chase Around The World.” Two quizzers are looking serious.
Some twat wearing blue and white in a blue and white bathroom.
Katherine Kelly, a middle aged white woman, sat on a sofa. She is wearing a white blonde wig that has a fringe right down to her eyelids.
An email: Hi Scott, It’s half-time in England’s World Cup semi-final match with Argentina... and this is your half-time reminder: For the entire game, we've slashed the price of EVERYTHING on our website by an EXTRA 20% with NO MINIMUM SPEND!​
Benny Safdie, a lovely Jewish man with curly hair and glasses wearing a yellow shirt, talking to director Kelly Fremon Craig.
Matt Damon plays Odysseus, his boyish, almost cherubic face turned into a careworn mask of sadness. He is the military commander from Ithaca appointed by the Greek king Agamemnon, played by Benny Safdie, his face always mysteriously masked in a Batman-type helmet.
A bottle of Asda DOUBLE STRENGTH lemon and lime squash next to a bottle of Tesco QUADRUPLE STRENGTH apple and blackcurrant squash.
Screenshot of a Guardian headline: Labour must stop just writing a cheque for benefit claimants, says McFadden
Lovely Canadian actor Rick Moranis standing in an elevator.
A sign saying SLOW CAR WASHING IN PROGRESS
Carrie and her mom from a new tv series based on Stephen King’s novel Carrie.
An ad for a Ninja air fryer with a glass bowl underneath.
Seven interlocking hexagons with the letters W, N, E, A, I, G, K in them.
A series of WhatsApp messages: EC5420: The new expected departure time is 11:06. EC5420: The new expected departure time is 11:11. EC5420: The new expected departure time is 11:00. EC5420: The new expected departure time is 11:09.
A sign: TEMAKINHO JAPANESE FOOD, THE BRAZILIAN WAY
A man sat on a bench, silhouetted. In front of him is an electric scooter. The handlebars cross his head and make it appear he’s wearing a broad brimmed hat.
Sean Connery as James Bond in an orange wetsuit, sat on the runner of a helicopter. He is saying “…and the kitchen sink” to Felix Leiter.
A poster credit: Special appearance by JOHN ASTIN
Text: This story was amended on 11 July 2026. An earlier version incorrectly suggested Joaquin Phoenix had appeared as a young actor in the 1987 film Spaceballs. He had a part in the 1986 film SpaceCamp.
The side of a man’s head. He is wearing his EarPod upside down so that the pointed bar goes up into his ear.
Ryan from Coronation Street wearing nothing but a pair of blue boxer shorts. He has his back to the camera and has a very cute arse.
A sign in a hotel: TASTE THE MILK OF OUR LOCAL PRODUCTORS!
The official 007 account on Instagram posting a picture of George Lazenby and Diana Rigg on horseback with the caption”A summer of love”
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A BBC headline: MIS knew agent was misogynist 'obsessed' with violence, watchdog finds
Beautiful brunette Sofia Vergara apparently having some kind of orgasm while kissing a pink Skechers trainer.
A Facebook clickbait headline: ANTHONY HOROWITZ'S CRIME TRAVELLER CANCELLED AFTER ONE SERIES DESPITE DEVOTED WEEKEND AUDIENCE
Text on the side of a bin: I made myself new for you use me only for small waste such as cold cigarette butts, sales receipts, public transport tickets, tissues, etc.
Some curtains with a green neon light shining in
A man’s hand holding a suitcase; there is an elaborate sovereign ring and the nail on the little finger is a full centimetre long.
Dr Holly Goodhead: astronaut, astrophysicist and CIA agent. An astonishingly beautiful brunette, she is wearing a black spangly jumpsuit with some kind of gauzy cape. It is brilliant.
A sign: do not use lift in case of fire!
A gardener fiddling with some flower boxes.
An Instagram caption: DripModa is coming to Liverpool One! Over the past five years we've been working towards one clear aspiration — creating a physical space that truly represents DripModa. What started as a simple vision has shaped every decision we've made, and we're incredibly proud to finally bring that vision to life. This store is more than just a location. It's our way of giving back to the community that's supported us from the very beginning — a space built for the people who believed in the brand, grew with us and helped make this possible. We're also proud to be collaborating with @tabithascoffee curating their own coffee space within our Liverpool One store. It's an exciting opportunity to bring two community-driven brands together, creating a dedicated space at the very heart of Liverpool. See you soon, Liverpool
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