jonathan [hiatus]

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Discord messages from "dvd normal" (that's me) that say: "re: the bosch thing. if thats true. ive seen several people say it. thats the *one* fucking thing i *didnt* want them to do for a "bosch is alive" scenario. john streets once again gets away with no consequences" "i VERY specifically wanted "bosch is back and hes pissed at john streets for fucking everything up and being too much of a coward to do what they Needed to do" but no. he cant remember them. hes just completely forgotten about john streets." "which means like. nothing *ever* happens. bc the Effects of boschs death are just Completely gone now. *he* doesnt even remember it"
The Lord of Dust from Metal Gear Survive, a giant mass of sentient medical nano-machines that decided one day to turn all humans on Earth into hivemind zombies so people would stop fighting. Thank you Dusty.
Code from the "BaseFreeMissionEnemy.lua" file from Metal Gear Survive. Seems to mention disabling functions related to "SetStartKaiju" and "kaijuRailList" if certain story sequences are cleared.
Code from the "BaseFreeMissionSequence.lua" file from Metal Gear Survive. Mentions functions like "SetStartKaiju", "SetEndKaiju", and "TimerKaijuEnable". Kaiju is the internal name for the Lord of Dust.
Lowest scores in my Steam library; Metal Gear Survive at 54, Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Episode II at 54, and Mighty No. 9 at 52. My actual lowest was that Shaq Fu sequel at 30 but I have no plans to actually play that one.
Drawing of someone gripping another person by the shoulders so hard they're bleeding.
Cover of the "Graphic Games" release, found on a Brazilian online marketplace. A sticker dates it to 1993.
Fanart featured in the March 2004 issue of Arcadia. Ken from Street Fighter is surrounded by chocolate and presents with the text "Happy Birthday & Valentine 2/14".
Cropped image of the back of the ADV Street Fighter Soul Powers DVD. It says "New Moves - When the evil brother of the twins' sensei perfects the art of the Raging Demon, Hakuma becomes the world's greatest fighter. But Ken and Ryu have some signature moves of their own." The text describes the plot of the episode "The World's Greatest Warrior" (while misspelling Akuma's name), but the image is from the next episode, "So, You Want to be in Pictures".
Incredibly crusty JPEG quality text that says "NOW THIS DOG NEEDS TO BE PUT OUT OF ITS MISERY!" in a black and red speech bubble.
Youtube comment from user leonardodearaujo9029 that says "the man who is going to be tortured has such innocent eyes, i do not wish to see him harmed but i cannot allow myself to interfere in God's work".
Screenshot of the Street Fighter animated cartoon; Guile staring at a screen showing (off-screen) images of Ryu and Ken with violent disgust on his face he doesn't even show for the main villain.
Close-up shot of Guile in the Street Fighter cartoon, with a Youtube speech annotation that says "GOOD FUCKING GOD WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT IN HERE I AM SWEATING SO MUCH TURN ON THE FUCKING AIR CONDITIONING".
Screenshot of the 90s "Street Fighter" cartoon; a close-up shot of Vega with M. Bison reflected in his mask.
Snippet from the comic, with Duke getting into various comedic situations before one of the comics characters shows off a copy of "Duke: Nuclear Winter". Despite most of the text being in Japanese, you can clearly see "Duke Nukem Forever" mentioned by another character in English, saying it'll be the next Duke Nukem game released.
A garage kit of the character V-Sion from K.O Century Beast Warriors.
Tumblr post by user "gaysadist" that reads: "If there's sexual abuse subtext no there isn't, if there's allusion to sexual abuse you're ruining it for everyone else by talking about it, if there's a metaphor for sexual abuse you're reading too far into it and it's actually a metaphor for anything more palatable, and if there's on-screen sexual abuse? Well that's just exploitative torture porn, of course."
Screenshot of Rice Shower's dialogue from the video game Umamusume: Pretty Derby. It reads: "(All I do is bring misfortune upon others and cause trouble. For as long as I can remember, I've hated myself.) (I... I hate myself.)"
Tumblr screenshot showing a community called "FTMblr", with the description "For all transmascs/trans men of Tumblr." The community is being recommended to the viewer.
Cropped Bandcamp screenshot showing purchases of "KILLED BY ANGEL" and "NO PARENTS" by Alice Schach and the Magic Orchestra, "There Is No Escape!!! x3" by Diamond Dissolving, and "Holding on to Life" by Drowner.
Text that reads "Due to regional price differences, the gift you are trying to send cannot be sent to the recipient's region."
A screenshot of Jota Kujo striking a pose from the first CLAMP IN WONDERLAND music video.
DuckDuckGo search for "jonathan joestar utau" showing no results.
Discord message from user "robin" that says "can johnny get a fucking belt holy shit. dude the other racers are going to see your PUSSY" followed by an cropped image of Johnny Joestar two seconds away from accidentally Showing Hole.
Voices of the Void screenshot showing a poster of Caesar and Joseph from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure on a wall.
Voices of the Void screenshot, standing on a hill with trees looking at an out of place black box that acts as a censor bar.
Comparison of Caesar Zeppeli's appearance in Chapter 18 and Chapter 45.
E.J from Spark the Electric Jester 2 stanced the fuck up.
A GIF of Nero from Devil May Cry punching the ground.
Tweet from pookleblinky that reads "Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used.
Screencap from the Twitter account "lesbian of the day", with the caption "lesbian of the day: narancia from jojos bizarre adventure!" followed by images of Narancia.
Storyboard for Turok (2008) labelled "Scene 97". Turok talks to several characters before one scene shows him kissing another man. Said panel has the text "panel omitted from game" underneath it. Most likely drawn as a joke and never intended to actually be in the game.
Youtube comment from user "dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668" that reads "Imagine an Italian man grabs you, turns you inside out, then the universe ends".
Top image from the fan translation "Jojo's Colored Adventure" for Phantom Blood. George's dialogue reads "This is yours, mister Brando. I might have done the same thing if I was born into poverty... Buy something for your family... And become a person of good, not evil." Bottom image from the official release of Phantom Blood by Viz. George's dialogue reads "Mr. Brando-- This belongs to you. I, too, was born into poverty, and may have made the same choice as you did. Please sell the ring and buy something for your family, and renounce the evils of your past and live to be a good person."
Text that reads: "Jonathan’s entry refers to Dio as his “younger stepbrother”. This description is technically inaccurate as the “step” part would require a marriage of parents, and Dio was just adopted. I also couldn’t find any source on Dio being younger than Jonathan, so this just seems to be an assumption on the writer of the entry. Inspector Archer’s entry says he was killed by Dio “two years after” arresting Dario. In canon he actually arrested Dario twenty years earlier; Dario had been dead for around seven years by the time Dio became a vampire. Jonathan’s entry says he died at age 21. His birthday is April 4th, 1868 and he died February 7th, 1889. He was only 20 at the time of his death."
Panel of Joseph Joestar in the popular fan translation of Battle Tendency saying "What the fuck are you doing!? You retar-!" To the right is the same panel from the official Viz translation with Joseph saying "What are you doing, you basta--".
Image that says 'The Return Of The King'.