Matt Olson

@metalson.bsky.social

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Freelance marine biologist, stoner doom metal zealot. Parody account, not the real @metalson

Lord Jasper Wylde from HotD right before he is beheaded saying “Tell my lady wife whatever-“
screen shot of a google search Al Overview that reads: No, the comedian Bo Burnham is not a prime minister. You might be thinking of Andy Burnham, the British politician and former Mayor of Greater Manchester who is widely expected to become the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom following Keir Starmer's resignation.
Simpsons screencap of Troy McClure kissing Selma Bouvier (implying that JD Vance has a horrifying secret fish fetish)
obsession frown
Hell yeah
Simpsons Homer The Heretic Screencap: Krusty is soliciting at homer’s door. Homer: Wait a minute is this a religious thing? Krusty: A religious clown thing, yes
text screenshot: I guess im curious what police have endorsed her and what specific political positions she's taken that has earned her those endorsements Response: She's endorsed by the SJ police union and the DA's investigor's union. She's also endorsed by a wide variety of progressive leaders and groups. https:!! sylviaarenas.com/ endorsements Sidebar -- she's been leading a huge county effort to stand up to ICE. I don't know the full story on why the endorsement. Certainly her opponent is outside the mainstream. Sylvia also has a very strong history of supporting labor rights --
Matthew McCaughnahey Matthew McCaugnneheigh Matthew McCaughn'ghay Matthew McCoughnneighheigh Matthew McCaunohey Matthew McCaugnnohey Matthew MacCaugnohay
DM with instagram user tinashewon: Hi! Have you read my idea about normal shaped cruise ships with maps of america in every room, that way people can see the shape of american while they're on the cruise ship? I think this is the perfect evolution of your work. It takes the idea to the next level because this way everyone on the cruise ship will be able to look at the shape of america, which they wouldn't be able to do in the america shaped cruise ship unless they were flying over it in a helicopter. Message me back and we can start working on this together. I think we can make it happen within the next year if we start working on this now.
Flyer showing pictures of admiral akbar that says: We Need POSITIVE Media Depictions Before Ascension/CONTACT Occurs (How else can we SHOW our concern for the MOTHER PLANET?) In his siriusdisclosure.com article entitled "A Harvest of Fear," Dr. Steven Greer begins by saying: The pursuit of truth requires the ability to see beyond the appearance of things to the meaning and substance behind the forms. The above "forms" are vaguely Arcturian, and while both would actually represent the FEMALE of their race, media portrayals are biased in so many ways in a MASCULINE and imbalanced direction. Given that M-AND F-theories (when understood correctly) should indicate how superstrings vibrate in BOTH a male and a female direction," let our media portray respect and equality on the eve of ASCENSION and POSITIVE extraterrestrial contact. Use sleeper ship realities wisely! Prepare to return to the Mother Planet Earth and PARTICIPATEIA A POSITIVE CALS branespace conduit CLOSINC SOON. Expand your conscious branespace-based awareness NOW! Interconnectedness is the answer. Expect Galactic Ascension soon. Earth is leaving 3D/4D reality. Be your real/total CONSCIOUS SELF.
Threads post by robert proctor: ROBERT PROCTOR LOVES TO MASTURBATE.
Tever Moore: It’s illegal to say that
Love for All post: Corey Booker is the MLK of our lifetime! Love for All post: Bluesky fam, practice voting right now in your minds. It's the biggest act of #resistance we can do. Love for All post: I want to of Maduro and regime change of Venezuela but I can't because the bad orange man did it. This would've been so empowering if Kamala had done it!
i think you should leave blues brothers sketch: “Nobody likes what you’re doing”
Kids in the hall, “King of empty promises character saying “Will do”
sabo from young piece
Abe Simpson: Evil!
ivankov with a giant head
Peter Claffey who plays Ser Duncan The Tall in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
@dudlooklikelady X.com: We've been played. This was a male the whole time. Elliott page is actually DETRANSITIONING.
Writers Guild of America building with a Scabby the Rat inflatable in front
Ruben Rabasa in the i think you should leave car sketch. caption: Oh my god
Flyer taped to a lightpole that reads: We Need POSITIVE Media Representations to Prepare for ASCENSION Not Star Wars (The Mother Earth is ascending on behalf of ALL LIFE.) Sexist and militaristic portravals such de the wrongly-bortraved older Arduria DAUGHTER of Admiral Ackbar depicted above-left juxtaposed with the similarly older and FEMALE Earth primatologist Jane Goodall above-right] in science-fiction and fantasy media DO NOT help the ascension efforts of people supportive of the Mother Planet Earth as she/it returns to the fifth-dimensional branespace-based aspect of the cosmic environment where NO prejudice or bias exists but rather GENUINE unity consciousness-based experience (i.e. equality-based) pertains for all sentient beings and the interconnected Web SOON. Expand your conscioue branespace-based awareness NOW! of Life (as more than just a concept.) p-d-5-branespace conduit CLOSING Sirius Is Here / White Lions Assist Expect Galactic Ascension soon. Earth is leaving 3D/4D reality Be your real/total CONSCIOUS SELF.
black & white photo of Tom Waits, Lemmy Kilmister, Billie Joe Armstrong, & Prince, but actually it’s Metallica
screenshot of instagram video from @ice_out_ofla with caption reading “Deaf high school senior arrested by DHS”. comment underneath from cesarchavez_thepug reads: What an idiot to be out there! He's lucky he didn't get a rubber bullet! Stay home or get ICED”
instagram comment about the band Earth: fatplastik 2d They came to New Orleans and had a weird wort hog with a confederate flag behind it. I ask the person at the merch table about the t-shirt and he got incredibly defensive (I doubt he was with the band) Then their bassists begins to explain the context and honestly made it worse. I told him that's inappropriate everywhere but especially New Orleans.
don draper: “you can’t”
telephone pole with paimon sigil
Edna Krabappel smoking cigarette. caption: “he’s faking it”
Púca in its rabbit-oid form.
Biden administration immigration enforcement. (The border patrol guy whipping migrants from horseback)
"Compelling Television" May 19, 2006 Clarence runs a report on "compelling television" by approaching people and asking them to make quality content. After getting varied reactions from several people, Clarence concludes that compelling television does not exist and commits suicide by jumping into the Hudson River
Little girl getting shot at the beginning of Assault On Precinct 13 (1976)
Screenshot from the first scene of A Thousand Clowns where they are standing with binoculars watching “people going to work”
Ellen Greenberg
AI man pointing at the fire that’s right in front of him, or just above it.
Shit from that movie Legion when the old possessed lady says “but it’s gonna burn” (referring to a little baby)
Franklin from TCM
(norm) This might strike some viewers as harsh, but…
Wildboyz
“Choo-Choo” The Hurkey Jerky Dancer
Screenshot from Dawn of the Dead where the guy is dying in bed screaming WE GOT IT ALL!
Top image: The chair company guy pretending to eat the fancy dinner. Bottom image: the chair company guy sneaking a bite of the pepper patty balls he brought from home.
Cool hand Luke “you’re gonna have to kill me”
Homer so far meme
Threads screenshot. User Stacy cay posts a photoshop of the Simpsons GOP convention meme, where the banners say: “We want what’s worse for everyone.” And “It’s actually ‘ephebophilia’”. User Charlie gage radcliffe responds with “it's possible to make this point without using a (badly made) fake screenshot”
Bunch naked hippies on choppers
Independence Day Robert Loggia scene where he’s like “get on the wire, tell em how to bring those sons of bitches down”
Dr DREADFUL candy making set where you make candy bugs and brains.
Home Simpson at ballot: I DON'T AGREE WITH HIS "CHILD-STARVING POLICY" BUT I DO APPROVE OF HIS "SOLDIER-STARVING POLICY."
Bill hicks about to finish the sentence.
Homers mom having her mind opened up by standard democratic socialist policy.
No you mustn’t read from the book.