metaly

@metaly.bsky.social

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graphic design villain 💙 co-host and producer @vghangover.com 💙 #FFXIV gremlin 💙 he/him

a terrible photoshop of pills labeled "Omega Boost (1200mg Omega-3)" next to the main character from the video game "Omega Boost" (the sentient robot Boost McCloud), in front of a fiery explosion in space
an online rankings screen showing user “metaly” is ranked 1811th with a score of 378,390
pixel graphics of a brick and stone maze filled with various knights and wizards and a few slimes. the "Tower of Druaga" logo sits in the center surrounded by crude orange flames
Tiny Mage in the midst of a swarm of FFXIV players trying to murder him. beneath his health bar, a progress bar indicates that he is casting "Tiny Meteor"
the Final Fantasy XIV boss "Tiny Mage," a large yet diminutive humanoid wearing a hooded purple cloak with magenta polka dots. its face under the hood is a shadowy void with cartoonish pink dots for eyes
Thanos wielding the Infinity Gauntlet, except instead of the infinity gems they are those plastic craft beer toppers and the gauntlet has 16 fingers to hold all of them, also he is a cat wearing a bicycle helmet
splash art for Final Fantasy XIV's Final Fantasy VII-inspired raid series, Beyond the Lifestream, showing Cloud standing in front of Midgar and Sephiroth, who they explained will be as tall as a building during the raid
store art for Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord with a green dragon next to the game's title in a red, old-timey font
a blueberry pie with a lattice arranged in an incomprehensible pattern
three Final Fantasy XIV characters wearing costumes inspired by Yoshitaka Amano's designs for Bartz, Lenna and Faris from Final Fantasy V
Geordi format meme; in the first panel Lt. Cmdr. Geordi LaForge holds his hand up dismissively at the confusing Japanese kanji for left and right; in the second panel he points enthusiastically at two bastardized kanji with left and right arrows inserted; meme author was assassinated by the Japanese culture and linguistics ministry shortly after posting
Final Fantasy XIV inventory showing the icons for a Grand Champion's Weapon Coffer and 8 books from M12S
a bright red box of instant noodles labeled A-Sha Spicy Mala Meteor Noodles. on the box there is a picture of a bowl of noodles in sauce with sliced green onions on top which just made me realize i forgot to put green onions on mine, rip
Steam store widget that says "Buy [ULTRAPALS] Palworld + ULTRAKILL BUNDLE" with the logos for each game and a button to add the bundle to my cart
a seemingly innocuous white website button with black text that reads "Add to Auto Buy"
plastic jar of McCormick Classic Pizza Seasoning
a box of YOJU brand hard Vietnamese coffee featuring a scary stylized tiger face illustration radiating waves of an unknown energy
a sparkly gif filled with blue gemstones and snowflakes and hearts and 3 portraits of Sephiroth (actually the same portrait 3 times). cartoony blue text says "Happy Birthday"
mutated William Birkin from Resident Evil 2 with a speech bubble added so it looks like he is hilariously reading the quoted tweet
a metal trash can to put Star Control 3 into
PlayStation 5 menu that reads "This item will be deleted from console storage." and the item in question is the game Marathon. the "OK" button is highlighted
Adobe Illustrator palette showing the new Horizontal & Vertical Align Center button
title screen for Dragon's Dogma: II Dark II Arisen
Dragonsplague adjustments
a futuristic structure with large curving pylons arranged in a circle, an illuminated, ring-shaped roof and a rainbow-colored crystal in the center. in the background there are buildings overgrown with greenery, as if long-abandoned. in the foreground is a miniature aetheryte made of gold and carved blue crystal because this is a screenshot from the critically acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy XIV
(NEW) VIOLENCE CUSTOMIZATION: - (NEW) Violence Preset: Some, Full – Presets for a mix of different Dynamic Blood, Dismemberment, and Healing options - (NEW) Dynamic Blood – Toggles the visibility of blood from impacts during gameplay and cinematics - (NEW) Dismemberment – Toggles visibility of dismemberment in gameplay (no dismemberment) and cinematics (blurred) - (NEW) Visceral Healing – Toggles the level of physical damage displayed on Logan’s body in gameplay and cinematics
Dragon Quest XII protagonist out here looking like Jesse Pinkman crossed with a pinecone
logo for "Einhänder III" (COPYRIGHT ©2026 SQUARE ENIX CO., LTD. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.) where the Ä has a 3-dotted umlaut
a 3-panel comic drawn on sticky notes. 1st panel: 2 squares side by side in close proximity; a speech bubble originating from out of frame says “grrr…” 2nd panel: zoom in on the squares; a mouse cursor clicks on one and drags to the right. the gap between the squares is marked “*excruciating 1px drag* 3rd panel: a view of the squares similar to the first panel but they are slightly farther apart. a spiky speech bubble exclaims “IT’S PERFECT” then in small text “PAY ME ONE MILLION DOLLARS”
a castbar from Final Fantasy XIV that reads "Idyllic Dream"
a colorful mandragora character from the real MMO Final Fantasy XIV wears a tiny gold crown. text below declares "You did it!"
wiki entry with a picture of Santa Claus as a beady-eyed Dragon Quest enemy holding a magic wand with a gold star on the end. primary text reads “Santa is a recurring monster in the Dragon Quest series”
several men stirring a GIANT vat of golden curry. some areas on the surface of the curry are shiny with oil while in other areas the contents of the curry jut out like mountains on an extraterrestrial landscape. i want to eat it omg
a colorful plant-like mandragora character from the critically acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy Fourteen wearing a golden crown
forum thread titled "How high should purely story driven games with limited gameplay score? Is there a limit?"
a bullet point from a Steam game's description which reads: "Discover mysterious mothers: When you open the game, there is a chance that a mysterious mother will appear, such as a Japanese Yakuza mother."
a Final Fantasy XIV character wearing the Senor Otter Pack, a backpack accessory resembling the widely known and iconic Final Fantasy character, Senor Otter, a cartoon otter with a red bow tie and tiny black top hat
repeated quick takes of a guy in a bathrobe turning around and gasping in panic/terror in a comedic way
a jar of chutney labeled “LIME PICKLE HOT”
Powerpoint slide showing how FFXIV Paladin actions "Holy Spirit" and "Clemency" have been combined into a single, contextual action for the new "Evolved Mode" combat
photo of a variety pack of Suntory “-196” vodka seltzers
a fluffy pink and white mouse/hamster thing, positioned on a red, T-shaped structure, as if crucified
Kaito Vocaloid from the movie Seven. caption: What's in the box?
a weatherman standing on a virtual map of North America gestures toward Arizona or maybe Utah, which is being obliterated by a blue particle beam
a depiction of St. Patrick as a solemn figure in green and white robes and a gold-adorned mitre, carrying some type of ornamental staff on their back. also they are a lalafell from the critically acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy XIV
Rolling Boulder, a Slay the Spire II card (3 energy power: At the start of your turn, deal 5 damage to ALL enemies and increase this damage by 5.) The card art is a distraught sunfish being steamrolled by an enormous boulder.
the Silent card "Murder" from Slay the Spire 2 (3 energy: Deal 1 damage. Deals 1 additional damage for each card drawn this combat). the card art is a shadowy hand holding up a dagger as if in preparation to stab something
Reddit post where the poster has repeatedly typo'd "coq au vin" as "cow au vin"
the garbage day guy from Silent (hehehe) Night, Deadly Night Part 2 but it's the Silent from Slay the Spire holding handfuls of shivs
Steam store art for various games: Airframe Ultra, Atmosfar, Denshattack, Flock Around, Frog Squwad, Froggy Hates Snow, The Last Salvage Squad, Luna Abyss, Map Map, Parasite Mutant, Replaced, Sledding Game, Titanium Court, Truckful, Vampire Crawlers, When We Arrive, Wild Blue Skies, Witchspire
distracted boyfriend meme where the girlfriend is "FFXIV BAND PLAYING DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL" and the other girl is "HITOSHI SAKIMOTO CONCERT IN LONDON THE NEXT DAY" but the whole meme is denied by Disapproving Geordi LaForge labeled "PLANE TICKET EXPENSIVE"
top-down view of a FFXIV arena where a scary-looking boss keeps knocking the party into the corners of the map
a Reddit post from r/bayarea titled "raining ice beads?" the post contains an image of a hand holding a cluster of small spheres of frozen rain, aka "ice beads." the post text reads "kinda cool ngl"
Kazuma Kiryu from the hit PlayStation 2 game "Yakuza 2" prepares to throw Lovely Penguin (5 uses remaining) at his enemies
iOS weather app reading 70° and sunny in Mountain View
a music player's "now playing" panel playing "Echo of Horns Throughout the Castle" from the Dragon Quest VII soundtrack, composed by Enix Sound Team
video game image of a climber scaling the side of what looks like a very tall mountain
hero image for the game "Off the Grid" with a text description beginning "Welcome to Off The Grid, the next-gen free to play Battle Royale from visionary director Neill Blomkamp. Set in a near-future world where contestants are cybernetically"
in-game map of Wake Island (based on a real world location) from Battlefield 3, with the map legend revealing that DICE arbitrarily rotated the map 180 degrees so all the landmarks labeled north or south appear to be on the wrong side
a diagram showing floor patterns and markers for a boss fight in Final Fantasy XIV. the image has been rotated so the "SW Corner" label appears in the northwest corner of the image