MetaVulture

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Left the old bad place. My heart beats on the left side. I write stuff at http://metavulture.com I love birds and typewriters.

Lindsey Grahamcracker goes to Extra Hell
Horse in bed with phone
Mitch McConnell returning to the senate as a brain in a jar
Cow in crappy photoshopped space pack on the moon looking at earth with the same dejected face as on earth.
The face of Diarrhea (it is RFK Jr)
SO MANY FLAGS
THE HORSE HAS BEEN FLAGGED TO DEATH
Skeletor needs those TPS reports
He-Man being an ally.
Star Trek was always "Woke"
Album Art for Smooth Noodle Maps (1990)
A respectable bi-partisan
Wallet
A bunch of scenes from the Eric and Andre show where he shoots him, and asks why someone else would do this, except instead of it being the normal skit, it is about every time the U.S. has caused regime change and then blamed Socialism.
America will bomb your country until there is noting left, then come back in 20 years and make a movie about how depressed their soldiers got from bombing your country to nothing.
A good bird who passed away. Yellow orange and black bars across her cute face.
Godzilla is inside each one of us, a daily affirmation. Go roar at people and knock over a building.
The cow craves justice.