The only way to eat a cinnamon roll is to holx the whole thing and try to eat it without getting sticky, but that operation inevitably fails leaving you with the option to just shove whatever is left in Your mouth to contain the mess.
I want one right now
if I'm a homophobe for saying a person shouldn't eat a cinnamon roll in a manner as to look like he's struggling with a chicken wing, then I guess that's what I am