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Pink and purple two-story opera house on the corner of a Texas town square. It houses one of the largest used book stores in America, Recycled Books. The definitions of "ominous" and "hometown" have been stretched slightly in the interest of narrative cohesion.
Picture of an extremely round raccoon. Text says "gimme da gorbage"
Four cans of Natural Light "Naturdays" (presumably their attempt at a shandy). I wouldn't drink it again with a stolen mouth. This opinion doesn't seem to be uncommon.
Michael Stanley Dukakis (/dʊˈkɑːkɪs/ duu-KAH-kiss; born November 3, 1933) is an American politician and lawyer who was governor of Massachusetts from 1975 to 1979 and from 1983 to 1991. He is the longest-serving governor in Massachusetts history and the second Greek-American governor in U.S. history, after Spiro Agnew. He was nominated by the Democratic Party for president in the 1988 election, losing to the Republican nominee, Vice President George H. W. Bush.
REMAIN INDOORS in white letters, all caps, over a background of a surreal, bleak gameshow set.
Leatherbound Oxford English Dictionary. 2481 pages.
Loaded Potato Skins cooking instructions. Air Fryer: Load basket with potato skins, cheese side up.
9 J6 rioters were arrested in Tarrant County, TX. 2 were affiliated with the proud boys.
Album cover: Soul Coughing, Ruby Vroom, 1994 Black and white photo of blonde woman in an astronaut suit and helmet. She appears to be looking at an odd little devil holding a very large pipe.
Text at top reads: accidentally googled SANTA BATS instead of SANTA HATS and I'm...so happy Below are four photos of bats wearing tiny santa hats. One of the bats appears to be asleep. However, as it is not hanging upside down, I suspect the bat is faking sleep to fool Santa Clause.
Venn diagram with two circles: apoplectic on the left, impressed on the right and me in the center
Orange car dramatically asleep upside down with PATHOS and GRAVITAS text added to image in a ham-fisted attempt at humor
An image depicting an orange cat in a long flower pot (or possibly a hairy baguette).
Map of most and least white evangelical protestants bt state. Highest percentages in TN, KY, AL, OK, AR, MS. Lowest in UT, MA, NY, VT, NJ, NH, CT.
Package of acetaminophen suppositories
Photo of a Walking Stick insect
Screenshot of two social media posts discussing how human society’s strength is cooperation, not survival of the fittest: Calm down edgelords, the whole point of society is that it's not survival of the fittest. Literally the point is that we're leveraging our collective strengths to lead to better outcomes for everyone. The survival strategy our species dumped all its skill points in is cooperation and community. Don't like it? Walk out in the woods and die mad about it.
The image is a graphic design featuring bold black illustrations and text on a white background. Central to the design are a pair of hands pressed together in a praying gesture. Above, an arch of text reads, "GOD HATES PUNK ROCK.", followed by "CAN YOU PLEASE TURN IT DOWN" Surrounding the prayer hands are various religious and punk-themed graphics and phrases. To the left, a hand holding a cross and a fish symbol with the word “JESUS” inside are depicted. To the right, a circle contains caricatures of three people with the text "THE PUNKS ARE GOING TO HELL." and "JESUS SAID THE CLASH SUCKS" To the left, a hand holding a cross and a fish symbol with the word “JESUS” inside are depicted. Below, there’s an image of a dove encircled by the text "THE RAMONES ARE ALSO NOT A GOOD BAND." Nearby, a star of Bethlehem and a scene with three crosses and a pulpit are illustrated. At the bottom, a phrase reads, "BUT FEAR NOT, MY SWEET CHILD YOU HAVE EXCEPTIONAL TASTE IN MUSIC."
A can of White Chocolate flavored Prigles. They tasted like Play Doh. My buddy Mike ate them anyway. His snack standards are even lower than mine.