Madison Metricula

@metricula.com

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Entertainer, horticulturist, musician, bird person, clown, atheist, Lady Three Names of the Neon-Haired Harpies, member of band The Salacious Crumbles (she/her) metricula.com for MUSIC and OPINIONS Raleigh, NC DANI ORTHAC LIVES

Statler and Waldorf as Marley & Marley in A Muppet Christmas Carol. Characters are dressed as ghosts in chains
Your Results 77% Woke 23% Chud 45% 55% Neo- Techbro Luddite 47% 53% Hopepilled Doomer 77% Davos 23% Dubai
About a design deli containers in a counter filled with green watermelon rind pickling
Red cover of “Into the Wood Chipper: A Whistleblower’s Account of How the Trump Administration Shredded USAID” by Nichols Enrich
Character Nifty from Hazbin hotel. She has a pink dress, pink hair, and one large yellow eye. She holds a large chef knife
8 glass jars and one large crock. Glass jars are filled with carrots, garlic, sliced red onion, sliced ginger. Some jars are being pickled and have regular jar lids. Some are being fermented and have plastic bags filled with dry blacks beans being used as a weight to keep the veggies below the brine. The sauerkraut crock is covered with a kitchen towel
Painting is acrylic on a blue background; text is dark blue on a sky blue background reading Cover to Cover 3. Bottom left corner has a yellow dandelion. Right hand side of image has ghosts from Pac Man, dandelion fluff, and a TARDIS. Top of image features the face of a green eyed elf with sweeping blond hair with a brown cat sleeping on top. Free music at FilkerSongSwap.bandcamp.com Donate to support music in schools! mhof SocialJusticeBards.com
Me in a pink wig with rainbow puff hair decor. Wearing whiteface clown makeup with pink accents. Rainbow striped shirt. Big open mouth smile!
Show flyer for Topsy Turvy show featuring Phil Woodard Sean Macclain, Dan Harrington, Kevin Burke, Metricula, Aaron Russe, Mikki Marvel, Arin Dickson 905 W main st Durham, NC 27701 7pm https://bit.ly/topsyturvy052026
Pikachu character from Pokemon; a yellow mouse surrounded by lightning
Calico cat on a scratching post
Grainy photo of an Uncle Klunk animatronic man in a yellow plaid suit
Calico cat sitting on top of a scratching post
Wheel chair accessible seated bath unit
Reddit post from r/finalfantasyx asking “If Tidus did it with Yuna, Would the baby disappear too? A question i had before going to bed”
On the left, a stack of full-size makeup containers (Jones Road What the Foundation and miracle balm, and a glass Dreamtone bottle). In the right, a stack of three 1 oz jars with black caps that take up less space.
White makeup brush on white background with black bristles. Bristle are tight and in a wedge shape
Neon pimento cheese festival sign
Me smiling and wearing a shirt with three wolves howling at the moon
Pixel Art of of “Clint” from Stardew Valley
Prince Andrew hiding like an evil rat
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor attempting to hide in a Range Rover
Close up of eyebrows: one is darker than the other to compare the effect of the application method
Left thumbnail painted with an ombré nail polish fading from dark green at the tip to bright lime at the cuticle
Yellow arrow points to white smudge to indicate where the fry is. There are floating plants surrounding it and a fingernail in the foreground for scale
Chunky veggie soup with yellow/tan color in white bowl. Top-down view
In progress soup with a leftover veggie tray, potatoes, and frozen homemade stock from my freezer supply
Video of book cover collage. Link to titles in skeet
2025 Year in Books 44,894 pages read 104 books read Metricula
Two rubber ducks on a counter; one is glittery green and one is glittery red
3 Years, 5 Months and 2 Days in the Life of... by Arrested Development
Cover art for This Fire by Paula Cole
Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Jeffrey Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, and thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to "drop him like a dog" when things got too HOT, falsely claimed they had nothing to do with him, didn't know him, said he was a disgusting person, and then blame, of course, President Donald J. Trump, who was actually the only one who did drop Epstein, and long before it became fashionable to do so. When their names get brought out in the ongoing Radical Left Witch Hunt (plus one lowlife "Republican," Massie!), and it is revealed that they are Democrats all, there will be a lot of explaining to do, much like there was when it was made public that the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax was a fictitious story - a total Scam - and had nothing to do with "TRUMP." The Failing New York Times, among many others, was forced to apologize for their bad and faulty Election "Reporting," even to the point of losing many subscribers due to their highly inaccurate (FAKE!) coverage. Now the same losers are at it again, only this time so many of their friends, mostly innocent, will be badly hurt and reputationally tarnished. But sadly, that's the way it is in the World of Corrupt Democrat Politics!!! Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas! President Donald J. Trump
Bloodworms in a glass dish in and aquarium, cherry shrimp, amano shrimp, and snails are eating
Soundtrack Round starting on January 19th Showcase March 15th: I Grease - Mondays 7:00-8:30PM (Jan.19th - Mar.9th) I Guardians of the Galaxy - Tuesdays 7:00-8:30PM (Jan.20th - Mar.l0th) s. Stranger Things - Wednesdays 7:00-8:30PM (Jan.2lst - Mar. lIth) $ Empire Records - Thursdays 7:00-8:30PM (Jan.22nd - Mar. 12th) I Donnie Darko - Fridays 7:00-8:30PM (Jan.23rd - Mar. 13th)
Thumb nail polished with orientation-dependent reflective purple
A picture of me wearing a tie-dye sweatshirt and holding a giant metal mixing bowl
Video clip of a light blue painted thumbnail on my left hand rolling back and forth to show the orientation of the shine. Book page in background is from “Is A River Alive?” by Robert Macfarlane
Picture of a pokemon from Pokemon Go; it’s a light green olive fruit with another, smaller olive on its head
in-progress mani closeup with a thermo-reactive polish that transitions from hot pink as the “warm” color on the nails to burgundy as the “cool” color (swatch on the bottle)
Still from Final Fantasy X-2 with Rikku, Yuna, and Payne brandishing weapons
Man with brown shoulder length hair and mustache cuddling an orange cat
Photo of snowbound Glenwood ave in Raleigh, NC, with abandoned cars (one is on fire) and woman on cell phone in foreground
Front of a home-printed invitation; photo of a teenaged boy in a scout uniform hugging Smokey Bear mascot and giving a thumbs-up
Kirby’s right arm, the pink one
Woman with pink bangs, gray tank top, side angle
From the Washington Post: U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols Instead, the Coast Guard will classify the Nazi-era insignia as "potentially divisive" under its new guidelines. The new policy, set to take effect Dec. 15, similarly downgrades the definition of nooses and the Confederate flag, though display of the latter remains banned, according to documents reviewed by The Washington Post. A Coast Guard official who had seen the new wording called the policy changes chilling. "We don't deserve the trust of the nation if we're unclear about the divisiveness of swastikas," the official said, speaking on the condition of anonymity due to a fear of reprisal.
A tangled mass of cheesecake and pumpkin pie filling spilling out of a partially eaten stuffed pretzel
Washington Post push alert reading: “Breaking News 11m ago Trump defends Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman over killing of Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi, saying 'things happen'”
Picture of Dr Oz with this quote appearing in Newsweek: "We've dropped [the price of] infertility drugs to make lots of Trump babies, I'm hoping, by the midterms," Dr. Oz said during a press conference at the White House on Thursday.
GRRRLbands logo with text “A space for women and non-binary adults to create, collaborate & make music “
Quote from print book, John Bolton’s THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED: “Was Trump looking only for people from "central casting"? Much was made of his purported dislike of my moustache. For what its worth, he told me it was never a factor, noting that his father also had one. Other than shrinks and those deeply interested in Sigmund Freud, which I assuredly am not, I don't really believe my looks played a role in Trump's thinking. And if they did, God help the country. Attractive women, however, fall into a different category when it comes to Trump. Loyalty was the key factor, which Giuliani had proved beyond…”
Screen shot of Cuthbert Beckett from video game Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines
“But nothing was going to stop me from helping Ellie prepare for Halloween 2021. For months she’d been talking about going as Nezuko Kamado, the girl demon in her Demon Slayer manga series. At first, I’d been surprised that my daughter wanted to be a character that had crossed over to the dark side. But Ellie corrected me, saying Nezuko was actually a force for good.” — Nobody's Girl: A Memoir of Surviving Abuse and Fighting for Justice by Virginia Roberts Giuffre https://a.co/2jEJgGX
“You know, Mama,” she said, “eventually, Nezuko and her brother vanquish the evil around them and then they live a peaceful life.” She was beaming at me as if she’d stumbled upon a secret code for contentment. I hugged her long and hard that day. I’d been trying to protect my daughter from the world’s ugliness, but she was developing her own ways of protecting herself—and passing strength to me in the process.” — Nobody's Girl: A Memoir of Surviving Abuse and Fighting for Justice by Virginia Roberts Giuffre https://a.co/9RCBwNI
Two pictures side by side. Left, me smiling with a short blue wig and red collared sweater in cosplay as Emily from Stardew Valley Right, Emily from Stardew Valley. Pixel art woman with short blue hair, red lipstick, red collared shirt
-Apex: 9 a.m.-12 p.m. at 73 Hunter St. -Carrboro: 3-4:30 p.m. at 301 W. Main St. -Cary: 11 a.m.-12 p.m. at 110 SE Maynard Road -Clayton: 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. at 100 W. Main St. -Durham: 2-4 p.m. at 501 Foster St. -Hillsborough: 11 a.m.-12 p.m. at 104 E. King St. -Pittsboro: 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. at 40 E. Chatham St. -Raleigh: 12-3 p.m. at 6200 Capital Blvd. between Oak Forest Road and Old Wake Forest Road -Wake Forest: 2-4 p.m. at 221 Brooks St.
Cover of RINGMASTER VINCE MCMAHON AND THE UNMAKING OF AMERICA NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER ABRAHAM JOSEPHINE RIESMAN Black and white figure of McMahon in front of red and yellow tinted wrestling ring photo
Photo of songwriter in black and white from the Wall Street Journal. Text: Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman. Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Picture of me in an orange shirt with a Kenny Rogers portrait in the background