Matthew

@mfbones.bsky.social

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Partner, dad, neurospicy, techno-wizzard

A glencarron glass with a bit of bourbon during the hydration break in the second half of the World Cup final. An anti-hydration break.
Back on my bullshit? Oh no! I’m on and entirely new level of bullshit. I have transcended to a level of fuckery you mere mortals can only dream of
A picture of a yellow bird on a twig looking at the text: “I could do with considerable less bullshit”
Impacted regions in GCP: africa-south1, asia, asia-east1 plus FIFTY-EIGHT more
A very non-guilty black poodle with a grey winter hat in its mouth.
A black standard poodle who isn’t supposed to be on the bed is on the the bed.
Back on my bullshit? oh no! I’m on an entirely new level of bullshit. I have transcended to a plane of absolute fuckery mere mortals can only dream of
Universe: *exists* Scientists: <A picture of Spiderman squinting> “What in the goddamn fuck”
A woman from a 1950’s advertisement with devil horns about to drink a cup of coffee. Top caption says: “Woke up ready to start some shit”
A beer tap with the name “annoy’s pedantic’s”
Looking from an airliner window over the left engine at the runway during a drizzly morning.
Pingu the penguin with a hammer and sickle and the Untitled Goose with a knife occupy the mind
25 de Abril Bridge in Lisbon, Portugal