MatthewWingard

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Speed square and string
Sid’s abominable toys from Toy Story, including a duck with arms
Buster Bluth drinking box wine and singing “Rose’s Turn”
Miss Baerly from Arrested Development barely stifling a laugh in front of her students
Cars without English dubbed
They’re dogs and they’re playing root!
Mackenzie Astin in The Pitt
Clay pigeon exploding
Mrs krabappel makes Bart sing John Henry was a steel driving man in the Simpsons season 1, ep 3
From this is spinal tap “it’s such a fine line between stupid and clever”
Grease 2, Michael reads Stephanie’s essay while tutoring her “Hamlet went nuts when he caught his mother doing it with his uncle”
Edward James Olmos as Jaime Escalante showing off the 9s finger trick in Stand and Deliver (1988)
Young boy eating the edges of a hamburger
Alan Jackson floating on some river, presumably hot
Chocolate covered strawberries
FOR PRIVACY'S SAKE, LET'S CALL HER LISA S. NO, THAT'S TOO OBVIOUS. LET'S SAY L. SIMPSON
I painted a rainbow and my son had me add clouds. It looked too suggestive so I added pupils, a nose, and a mouth
Diane Ladd in Christmas Vacation
Paulie from Goodfellas gets confused