mg4h

@mg4h.bsky.social

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Look, a monkey! Yes my profile image is of my Glitchen :)

A yellow paper holder that has Bojangles Bo-rounds hiding in it against a car console.
A humanoid dragon in an attack stance, she has a red face and horns with amber eyes, her wing bone spurs are a shade of pink towards the grey cinder of her wing membranes. She is in shiny full plate mail with decorative elements that reflect her wing spurs. She is armed with a longsword and a kite shield that has on it a griffin, sejant, holding an acorn.
A short haired black cat lying on his side, front paws curled up to his face and looking adorably at the camera. His back paws are just resting on a foot mostly out of camera. He has white slashes under his armpits and lower belly. His green eyes match the bright kelly green carpet he is on.
Bruce Willis as Korben Dallas in The Fifth Element, he’s just shot his way in and taken out multiple of the bad guys (Mondoshawan) and is brandishing a pistol, saying “Anyone else want to negotiate?” There’s blood splatters on the walls and a little on him.
A gray t-shirt with the following text in large serif font: When in doubt, shoot the wizard! - Tamora Pierce
A short haired black cat is crouched in mid-eat over a dry food bowl. He is inside a fabric tent with a mesh door. Outside the door with the numbers facing us is a radiation monitor. It’s reading 3.45 micro Sieverts per hour. He is just over half of a dental x-ray now.
A short haired black cat is very happily squished on his side between a jean-clad leg and a grey couch arm. He’s on his side and you can see his ear and if you zoom in the side of his smile. He’s very comfortable.
A three panel image, black background and white text. A stormtrooper from Star Wars says, "May the fourth be with you!" Another trooper with others standing behind them says, "It's May the fifth." The first trooper replies, "Dang it. I missed it."
A beef steak is seared on a carbon steel pan, surrounded by a thin sheen of oil. The pattern of sear on the steak follows the muscle grain. It was absolutely worth it.
A black short haired cat is lying on his back on a bright green rug, facing up towards the camera. His forepaws are daintily crossed and he is looking at the camera with his green eyes, wondering why he isn’t being fed right now.
Image is a Toyota radiator support splash screen, basically a weirdly shaped piece of what is I swear an aluminum and tin alloy that is bent on one side and in the shadow you can see the screw still attached. It has a few other screw attachment points that oddly enough have no evidence of mounting hardware ever being near it.
A fuschia butterfly bush, many of the flowers already fertilized and fading, but one clump has a bee hanging on the end.
A plastic cup filled with maple soft serve ice cream down one half of it, hot caramel on the bottom of the other half, and a hot glazed cinnamon roll on top.
The front of Page’s Dairy Mart, a food and ice cream takeout place on Carson St in Pittsburgh. There’s a lit up ice cream cone up top and folks standing around on line and waiting for their order.
A pair of large chili peppers are breaded and fried, resting in a round metallic takeout tray. They are a nice fried brown - not burnt, but not too light to be undercooked.
A photo of a nondescript interior hallway. The relevant detail is the sign next to the closed door that says “Triage”. Yuuuuup.
A giant two scoop waffle cone with seriously a lot of ice cream in the cone. Just it’s spilling out the top, this might have been a three or four scoop somewhere else. Red Velvet on top, Pittsburgh Pot Holes on bottom.
On a dark pea gravel bed, against a white concrete foundation, a magenta painted bathtub with a white railing is filled with dirt and multiple plants. There are white, pink, and yellow flowers and a couple of decorative vines. It’s very lovely.
Close up of a orange deck railing planter, there are some cucumber leaves in the foreground, several scallion plants, the hand trowel used to plant things, and in the middle are two poblano plants.
A shorthaired black cat with green-gold eyes is sitting upright on a brown rocking chair, looking up towards the viewer. He looks very uninpressed with whatever you're doing, but is too nice to show disappointment or contempt. Clearly you should be picking him up and holding him instead of taking that picture.
A view of a road, there is caution tape across it because of a downed tree onto a power line. It pulled out from the ground and is pointed at the house to the left. The tree is sheared off.
The chestburster scene from Spaceballs, not Alien, but it's still John Hurt. He's saying "Oh no, not again!"
The Blake's 7 cast in Series One (1978): Michael Keating (Vila); Jan Chappell (Cally); Gareth Thomas (Blake); Sally Knyvette (Jenna); Paul Darrow (Avon) and David Jackson (Gan). Zen the computer is behind.
A black cat is lounging in the sun on a black cushion, against the windowpane. He is belly up, head bent backwards to press his nose against the glass. His forepaws are tucked against him and he is stretched out with his back paws and tail curled in for comfort.
A marker drawing of a dog’s head in profile of unknown breed (aiming for a hound of some sort with big perky ears) and a collar in grey, with the words Hippo B-Day J! above it in bright green marker and below it the word DAWG in blue.
A ciabatta loaf is resting on white parchment paper. It’s cut into 8 loaves, the middle four are a bit rectangular, the outer four are only square on the inside edges. They are golden brown with scattered flour over top.
A black short haired cat is stretched out against a cream carpet. He is chest down with his forepaws out in front of him, with his bellow stretched out behind him. His back paws are still inside the rim of the soft fleece bed he was inside, claiming it for when he finishes cooling off. You can just barely see a darker grey mat inside the fleece cup with a black cord coming out of it - that’s the heating pad. Midnight the cat is staring at the viewer as if to say what, I’m lying here.
Three images from Avatar: The Last Airbender. In each, Fire Nation Prince Zuko is talking to his Uncle Iroh. Both are dressed in a light apron over darker underclothes. They are holding tea cups. In the first panel, Uncle Iroh says "This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!" He is looking disparagingly at the cup of tea in his hand. In the second Zuko responds, "Uncle, that's what ALL tea is." His hand is up expressing his (wrong) opinion. Iroh is eyerolling at him. And finally, Uncle Iroh says, "How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?" Zuko looks a little annoyed at the comment, while Uncle Iroh clutches his hot leaf juice to his chest.
Two people are pictured from the arms up, seated at a table. The right person is a white woman with long dark brown hair and bangs, her sweater is a black background with blue Daleks, white Weeping Angels, and sonic screwdrivers below them. The left person is a white man with brown hair drawn back, and a full mustache and beard. His sweater is dark blue with pixel art of Star Wars AT-ATs with a blue hat on top of the head and pixel fighters along the top. The wall behind them is white with various art pieces.
A landscape, in the sky the sun shines through clouds to the right. To the left of the sun is a reflection of the sun in the clouds, called a sun dog. There is a faint rainbow across the spot, which is almost as wide as the sun but much flatter. Below that is a tree lined horizon in shade with a few hills.
A vinyl Darth Vader mask from the front. It’s squished in on the sides so looks not intimidating at all. Otherwise not damaged.
A screenshot of the start of the text adventure Zork I: The Great Underground Empire from Infocom. "West of House. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. >_ "
A top-down shot of a small saucepan, filled with white ramen covered in cherry tomato halves, green peas, and two eggs just resting on top, not cooked yet.
Chadwick Boseman as T'Challa on Saturday Night Live's Black Jeopardy sketch, talking about a potato salad recipe. The quote on this image is: And she will probably add something unnecessary. Like raisins.
Title: Tool Expectations. From top to bottom are various tools and text underneath, expressing the sentiment. A normal sized socket wrench: Please come loose. A longer socket wrench: I hope it comes loose. A very long socket wrench: I wasn't asking. A two-handed rotary saw: You should have listened. A welder's blowtorch: Can't be tight if it's a liquid.
Two small stickers and two bookmarks are on a wooden table. The stickers are just heads, one a white man with 4 o’clock shadow and a pith helmet, the other an orange orangutan with a black bowler cap. One bookmark has The Attic at top and a white girl with sandy brown hair and glasses, a black girl with long black hair, and at the bottom there are a hedgehog and a white mouse in a cap. The second bookmark is a white man in a seated position. He has a yellow pith helmet, jacket, and shorts. His pipe is blowing bubbles, his pocket watch is trying to escape, and he has a teacup with saucer and his tea is also trying to escape.
A chocolate point short haired Himalayan cat is lying on a black pillow. The photo is through a screen window to the inside. The cat is melted on its side with their paws and belly to the sun, towards the viewer.
A display on two shelves of 10 different CPAP masks. They range from full face masks to only nasal options.
Light from the eclipse through a colander, creating tons of crescent pinhole lights onto concrete. This concrete is more warm and brighter, reflecting the sunlight.
The shadow of the eclipse through a colander onto concrete. Each pinhole is now a crescent. It’s still about half-bright for an afternoon day.
"Let them fight" gif from Godzilla. The Japanese actor Ken Watanabe, the view is a closeup of his head with some military folks in the background. He's looking thoughtfully off to the side.
A display of 10 different CPAP masks on styrofoam heads on two shelves. They range from full face masks that go over both the nose and the mouth to minimal ones that are just on or up the nose.
Jenna Fischer YUP gif
A meal from Bojangles of sausage egg and cheese biscuit, bo-rounds, and a drink.
Close up of a bag of “Golden Cherry”, a Polish candy that is chocolate covered cherries in liqueur.
A black short haired cat is curled up in a hanging round brown hammock cup. You can see his ear, part of his back, and one back foot is stretched outside, revealing his cute black toe beans.
A woodpecker on a mossy tree trunk. The body is white, the wings are stippled black and white, and the head is white as well except it has a bright red mowhawk color across the top and back of it's head.
The front of a white t-shirt, in maroon the text of Lycos Cybersurfari ‘97 and Oct 21 - Nov 21, 1997 www.spa.org/cybersurfari. I the middle is a logo of a box with a globe and cybersurfari wrapped around it and a car zooming away from it, with Lycos in the corner.
A Siberian Iris flower against leaf background. This one is purple with white and yellow accents.