Michael H. Weber

@mhweber.bsky.social

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screenwriter of your least favorite ex’s favorite movies https://m.imdb.com/name/nm2352210/ reading, napping, kvetching… lifelong NYer with generational ❤️ for all things Philly

Martians Go Home (1989)
Marcus Hayes, forever a clown
Norm MacDonald as Larry King
Mitch McConnell loves the Confederate flag.
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974)
Mike Ryan on Stroker Ace and Legal Eagles.
Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)
The Deer Hunter (1978)
The Deer Hunter (1978)
Bryce Harper, raw milk enthusiast
A Murder in Paris ‘68 by Edward Chisholm
the great Katie Dippold accidentally dressed as the Babadook
Tilly Norwood is “kind of a bitch.” 🤣
Everyone remembers the infamous s3 ep, “Shatner was such a dick this week”
Walter Matthau rolling his eyes in The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974)
Ben Simmons & 76ers (2019)
Martians Go Home (1989)
Embiid’s contract
Phil Hartman’s Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer on SNL
Spike Lee defends "Michael"
Casablanca (1942)
Maduro kidnapped
Jim Thompson Library of America Five Noir Novels of the 50s & 60s
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)
Idiot doubting science
Vulcan chess in the 23rd century
Archie the beach poodle #AdoptDontShop
Naked Gun 33 1/3: “And I don’t mean one of those Major League Baseball Steve Howe kind of last chances.”
Lightning Rods by Helen DeWitt
Henry Winkler & Michael Keaton in the extremely underrated Night Shift (1982)
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Trump’s raving madness
Love Boat: The Next Wave (1998)
Harvey (1950) - a whimsical man is thought to be insane due to his insistence that he is best friends with an invisible, humanoid rabbit.
Archie the Peekapoo (rescued from Social Tees in NYC)
Me rn
Bryce Harper loves a good conspiracy theory
Alito sucks
Middleton made his fortune from cigars & cigarettes
A man looks at the offerings of a peep show store adjacent to a “sensitive meeting place” with “lovely girls.”
Chuck Norris & Barbra Streisand
Sell the team, Epstein’s pal Josh Harris
thanks Daryl
Tânia Maria in The Secret Agent
Roberto Benigni
The final shot of Patton (1970)
Tankadelphia LFG
George “The Animal” Steele as Tor Johnson in Ed Wood (1994)
Harvey Weinstein: “Most of the people I knew have shut me out. Close friends. Family members. People who owe their entire careers to me. They all just disappeared overnight."