michael augustine

@michaelaugustine.bsky.social

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e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.

A Gardasil promoted post from Instagram with a distraught man in a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey without logos next two a celebrating couple in old San Jose Sharks uniforms without logos.
The 37-year-old author, forlorn, holding his infant son while wearing a brand new pair of eyeglasses he never needed until now. In a mall.
Screencap from 49erswebzone (lol) of a story “49ers promote Al Guido to CEO”
iMessage screenshot from Dad, “Okay, that was with adding the instagram app”
Crow tattoo by Mitch Kirilo at Pacific Rose Tattoo in Vancouver, BC.
My boy looking at an old Wisconsin Central engine pulled CPKC freight train.
Craigslist ad of a 2003 Honda Civic that stipulates it needs head
Motivational Quote LinkedIn post with yours truly looking incredibly handsome: “I gotta come up with a motivational quote for LinkedIn. Ahh Hell, I always leave these things to the last second.” Michael Augustine Famous LinkedIn Influencer
Daffy Duck “Never Believed In Magic” meme in the style of a LinkedIn motivational quote post.
me releasing a mouse unharmed 3 miles from my home, in the fashion of a real hero
A special prize ribbon I got from my son’s daycare that says “Super Dad” and I’m the only one who got it.
Screencap of my four cars for the week’s races in DRAFTYCAR: President, Barack, HUSSEIN, and Obama
Umpire bending over to brush off home plate and his big ol bottom is right there right down the heart of the strike zone. i mean you might as well paint a bullseye on that thing.
Microsoft Outlook contact Jeff Workman
Wilmer Flores topping the RBI list by himself baby.
A pretty good drawing I did from memory of Little Blue Truck and his good friend Toad.
Brianna Wu tweet @BriannaWu: I am a Democrat and I think Biden was a good president. But he also took the Houthis that just shot a missile at me off the official terrorist list, thinking he could negotiate. Hindsight is 20/20 but this was clearly delusional.
Incredible feat of magnetic engineering.
Oh you thought this was a rabbit? It’s fuckin Winnie the fuckin Pooh bitch.
My 27mo son with his sk8mafia micro board at the skate park
Hendrick Motorsports driver William Byron, looking like a hamster.
Today’s open Immaculate Grid with the opening day lineup of the 1985 San Francisco Giants.
San Francisco Giants slogan edited today “No Like It”
Screencap of the Villains wiki for Vernon T. Waldrip from O Brother, Where Art Thou? Highlights his Powers/Skills of “Hand to hand combat”
A video of me with an unfortunate 2018 hair/facial hair combo: “Anyway that’s my list of the Top 11 flavors of Copenhagen Smokeless Tobacco to resist Trump with. Did I leave anything off the list? Why don’t you sound off in the comments below, and be sure to like and subscribe.”
Screencap from Messages: From Horse Friend Today 12:03AM An image of a white horse galloping through snow, caption “daylight savings time” in red.
Screencap of Disney+ description of O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000): “George Clooney and John Turturro shine in this quirky comedy gem.” Does anyone else shine in it Disney, you sons of bitches?!
My son, sitting on my lap at the front of a Millennium Line Skytrain to Coquitlam.
Screenshot from TIDAL: “Barrett’s Privateers” by Stan Rogers from Fogarty’s Cove (Remastered) - 1976
Tweet from horrific Bay Area sports talk radio personality Larry Krueger, @sportslarryk, 5:29PM 2/4/2025 “If the #Warriors' Joe Lacob trades 22-year-old Jonathan Kuminga for 36-year-old KD, I'm done as a Warriors' fan. I'll begin my Warriors' boycott. I'll give away all my Warriors' gear on The @PigPickle Krueg Show and switch to the "Light the Beam" #Kings. I can't support this Jerry Jones 2.0, horrible, meddling owner behavior
Tweet from me, @My3rdAugustine: “going to be dropping maybe the worst joke i’ve ever come up with at 9PM PST/12AM EST. stay tuned.” 8:33PM - 1/25/25
A truly beautifully framed image of two Rubyglow Pineapples on my desk which retail for $400USD each.
The most handsome man alive, beautiful full mustache, wearing a retro Vancouver Canadians snapback and a leather Dale Earnhardt jacket, which I set up as a company wide emoji on Microsoft Teams.
Tapatío Birria Flavor Instant Ramen Bowl, one of the most fucked up things anyone has ever given me
Screencap of the Genius entry for “Frosty the Snowman”
Sk8mafia Micro complete skateboard, held in one stubby fingered adult hand.
Vintage Wooden Bolo Tie - Korean Theatre Mask
The irritating probably British asshole that meme accounts on IG put underneath still images on reels. I hate him with my life and will see him dead.
Società Sportiva Calcio Palermo 1979-80 Home Kit
Post from Blake Snell on IG, jersey swapped into a Dodgers uniform. Deeply evil.
“The Yard” at Nat Bailey Stadium, I should have worn a shroud like eating an Ortolan.
Holding the empty casket of “The Yard” at Nat Bailey Stadium in Vancouver, BC
iMessage screencap: M: Our room in Reno. I had two glasses of Cabernet and I’m feeling no pain. ME: Hi Mama, can you not text things to me that sound like a suicide note when Siri reads them. Thank you.