Michael Cole

@michaelcole79.bsky.social

64 Followers 273 Following

Web cartoonist

Even cartoonists need their exercise.
That's a good looking steak! Oh, no!! I made it too tough!
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Would you hurry up? I paused my ps3 for this. I say, is this a new plant? I do believe it is, ol' chap! What a development! Bring me my journal. Indeed. We must record these findings. Where did you get a monocle?
Shoot ! I'm out of yoo-hoo. Sophie, look after my cheese puffs. I'll be right back.
Vroooooom!!! Crunch!!! Have you seen my ipod? No!!
Look. It's one of those smart cars. Doesn't look very smart to me.
This tea says it's fragrance will transport me to the misty mountains of China. Fwoosh! Crap! Now how do I get back?
Hey, Dragin! Know what's funny? Que? G-g-ggg-g-gggg-gg-gg! Tasers!
Ahhh!!! My skin feels like it's being eaten away by thousands of fire ants!! Ha! You got the swimmer's itch from swimming in the shallows. If I suffer, everybody suffers!!!
You know you're doing that wrong. What?! I'm just standing here. Well you suck at it.
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I saw the new hobbit movie! I never read the books! Don't tell me anything! You mean you don't know about Bilbo and the huge--No, no, no, no!! No spoilers!!! Whap!!
Try giving her this rawhide. That should help you two break the ice. Want the bone, Sophie? Get the bone. Gahh!!! Not the bone! Not the bone!!
That's my turkey on rye! Smoke bomb, sucka!! Hack!! Cough!! Hack!! Fwoosh!! Ooh, that sneaky troll!
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You see these spas popping up around town with obnoxious names. There's another one. Pull over, I'm gonna say something. It's not a secret if you make a sign!
We're completely surrounded! We need a plan! I'll lay down a smoke bomb and circle around to the left---You duck behind that debris and flank his--I don't need strategy! I have a machine gun!
What did you get on your salad? A little of everything. Gouda, avocado, mozzarella, cured ham, rack of lamb, potatoes, onions, steak, pizza, cheese sticks, spicy wings, 4 dressings, and some spinach since I'm on a diet. I don't think you understand how a salad works.
Splash! That was refreshing! How did you know I was hot? Wrong answer!
You made an illegal left turn. Because you never update your navigation software! You did not come to a full stop at the intersection. There wasn't a stop sign!! Contacting police. Please pull to the side of the road and turn off engine. What?!!
Larry, have you lost weight? Pilates.
Philly cheesesteak, please. We don't have philly cheesesteaks. But I got one hear last week. We've never had philly cheesesteaks. Andrew said we just slid into a dimension without cheesesteaks! What?! We have a lovely vegan dish.
Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! I'll get there when I get there!
Past due? What is this, Mr. Squirrel? Andrew! Didn't I tell you to remind me to remember this reminder? Andrew, don't let me forget this bill I'm supposed to remember. I don't remember.
Tejaku is the japanese custom of pouring one's own sake and is generally frowned upon.
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Somebody's excited today! Now, now. Let's not do anything rash! ATTACK!!! Cheryl! Tell my wife I love her!! I need the raptor gloves! Where's the raptor gloves!!?
Andrew's stuck in a papasan chair. You look like a turtle kicked on it's back. Get me out of this thing!
Just try it! Sushi's good. Bleah! Raw fish. George is over the rainbow roll.
Andrew takes the stage. Andrew gets the boot. I told you you're not ready for open mike night!
Enjoy your stay at the castle! Omg! Omg! Omg! Omg! Omg!! OMG!!!!!
Dog chases squirrel. Dog catches squirrel. AHHHH!!!! What are you going to do to me? I don't know. I never got this far.
Not now, Fitz! I'm warning you cat! Gaaghh!!
Whatcha reading. Dragon slayer. It's about a boy who rides a dragon. He gets on the dragon like this and-- BAM!! No free rides. Ow!
Hey, I'm back. Andrew drank all the milk. I had to find a place open on Christmas so we can make breakfast. I don't like driving around on Christmas morning. Everything's so barren and deserted. It's lonely. Yeah. Kinda like a zombie apocalypse.
How did you and George meet? It's a very interesting story. A few years ago I was backpacking through Libya and Dragin was on holiday studying history in Silene. I had friended a lovely bar maid and we-- No flashbacks! I'm trying to watch True Blood.
Climbing a mountain symbolizing drawing a new comic. Huff, Huff, wheeze! Easy!
Could I please have a double ristretto venti half soy nonfat decaf organic chocolate brownie iced vanilla double shot gingerbread frappuccino etxra hot foam whipped cream upside down double blended with ice? Chomp! Next!!
This is Sophie. Say hi, Andrew. Gahhh!! Love! Down, hairy animal!
Have you heard about Project Glass by Google? It's a tiny computer that fits over your eyes. It's voice activated, it takes photos, send you reminders, have phone calls. It even shows real time street directions. So there's glasses for near sighted and far sighted people. Now there's nerd sighted glasses.
Dips pen in coffee. Aww, man! Drinks ink. Euuugh! I really need to label these things.
Hey, dad. Just heading out for a couple drinks with the guys. What?! You be careful. Cops are out looking for people doing that. Don't go getting a ticket you can't afford to pay! I, uh-huhh. Yeah! I'll just--. Ok, so-- Yep! Uh-huh, k! If I didn't need a drink before, I do now.
What's wrong? Phil's moving to Minneapolis. We do comics together. He went to all the conventions with me. How can I go without him. I've never done this on my own. It's part of growing up. Everyone has to go it alone at some point. I guess. Here! I burned you a Dido cd and got a box of tissues. Phil said man up and do some comics!!
I told you mime gps was a bad idea!!!
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Look, Sophie. A frog. I'm gonna make it hop. How dare you, sir! Have you no decency? Do not tap me bum! Ha, ha! Look at him go!
Only two more hours till Dragon Rider comes out! What? I'm gonna need more coffee. Look, mom! It's the dragon from the game! Thank you for being here. My son is such a fan. I'm not a mascot, lady!
perspective drawing experiment procrastination incoming
Phil, I got a laptop! We're gonna get so much work done! Yeah, laptop five! BA-WHAP! Clakity, clakity, clakity. As soon as you check out these games and music I downloaded.
Have you noticed the only people knighted anymore are musicians and celebrities? I mean who do we have to rely on if an actual dragon attacks? I got this!
Don't push the button. Kaboom! Who does that?! Who makes a button capable of doing that?!
Sand between toes. Take shower. More sand between toes. Well that accomplished nothing.
Squirrel throws acorn at George from tree.
Hey! Hey! I'm a dog! Are you a dog? Yeah, I'm a dog! I'm in a car! I'm a dog in a truck!
I don't think it was a good idea to let Dragin train that howler monkey. Thank you for your purchase, sir. Mr. Bibs will now dispense the condiments. SPLORT! I think he likes you. RAWR!
Speed enforced by aircraft. Did you see that sign? What sign? Never mind.