Michael Gormly

@michaelgormly.bsky.social

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The most underground artist songs found here: https://michaelgormly.bandcamp.com/

Minivan that alternates Santa stickers with Michael Myers stickers
Burns saying to Smithers 'I don't know why El-Sayed even bothers to show up. he barely even won.'
Dundon's brand porta potty
Imdb page for The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars
Trump doing some shit speech who gives a fuck but there is just a straight up gold flag behind him
IGN image of George Lucas saying we should do AI what does he not have enough money he's gotta hawk this shit
Cillian Murphy in abandoned london in 28 Days Later
beloved classic meme response 'i aint reading all that im happy for u tho or sorry that happened'
Woman at desk with laptop under cheap sign that says Dream Models whatever its the goddamn backrooms
TV photo of the title card of trash classic BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR
Still from The Ark in Space where Noah is being turned into a giant space bug (covered in green bubble wrap)
The incredible shot in Furiosa where two Vulvalini ride horseback cresting a dune then one jumps off and gets off a perfect snipe on a dude coming up the next dune.
Copy of Wire's PF456 front
Promo image for Dark Souls III
Dog tucked on a box under a bed whose eyes are sorta demonically green because phone's cam was light-correcting
Marge Simpson (femme) and Ruth Powers (butch)
One sheet for Star Wars Episode I where lil Ani's shadow is Darth Vader
Chipmunk peeking out from some rocks
Bsky bluescreen of death
Alex Jones
Gwyn, Lord of Cinder, the great monarch from Dark Souls who is a husk of his former self, withered, capable of being parried, by the time the player character gets to him
Four criterion (babette's feast, sorcerer, eyes wide shut, cure) blurays on a sheet
Canadian woman protestor who 'men's rights advocates' smeared as a shrill feminist because she knew the problem was 'patriarchy, fuckface!'
A discolored field, leafless and prickly trees, an overcast sky that never breaks, dusty, haunted, moody
The Sphinx Gate from The Neverending Story
Robert Mitchum as Harry Powell in one of the creepiest shots ever photographed
The Epic Rap Battles of History gang dressed as Trump, Hillary, and Lincoln
Dog running in snow then crashing through a deep patch
Pic from Always Sunny where Mac explains to Dee that they don't have a deep bench
The book 'Who Moved My Cheese?'
My bluesky map coordinates
Patti Harrison in the Capital Room sketch from I Think You Should Leave
Classic Kali tweet reading: feudal MF DOOM: on the mic, he's a freeholder known to lift an ox over each shoulder ahem... wheat sower and a wif stroker can't plant the crops if it gets one degree colder *woman's voice says "Villein"* his work is agricultural everything he makes, the lords tax it multiple
Screencap from The Simpsons where Bart is reading his play to Lisa saying 'Kippers for breakfast Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's Day already? "Tis," replied Aunt Helga...'
Karl Mark 'staring at camera'
Etymology of Pumpernickel explaining that it means fart goblin
Luke and Obi-Wan from Star Wars
Ganishka in Shiva Form from the Berserk manga
Julia Louis-Dreyfus looking just like Tulsi Gabbard
Goa/Psytrance comp art
Cat curled up on cozy chair by roaring fire
Scene from The Princess Bride (1987) directed by Rob Reiner (1947-2025) where a grandfather reads his grandson who isn't feeling well the same story his grandfather read him when he wasn't feeling well
Pic of my profile showing i have 666 followers
Trump lookin dopey af
Marco Rubio talking to sleeping Trump
Classic tweet reading: Back when I was a kid you didn’t need Joe Rogan Your best friend had a 27 year-old brother who was a fucking loser who would smoke pot in a room with blacklight posters and tell you that the Mayans invented cell phones
Poster for Wake Up Dead Man
A freshly baked pie cooling by a sinny window looking amazing
Father Karras and Lt. Kinderman from The Exorcist
JD Vance
Four volumes of Doctor Who sets with consistent packaging aesthetics
Haley Joel Osment as David in A.I.: Artificial Intelligence
Ice Cube with text 'I got to say it was a good day'
Big ol stupid Trump banner hung up in DC
Poster for the Back to the Future 40th anniversary
Screenshot from The Village
Tower of Barad-Dur
Gabriel Byrne on fire in Hereditary
Darla the dog playing Precious in Silence of the Lambs
screencap of spotify playing a Goblin track from the Dawn of the Dead score titles 'Zombi - Sexy'