Michael Heide

@michaelheide.bsky.social

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Narrare humanum est. Storytelling is human.

Poster for A Flintstone Christmas. Fred, Wilma, Barney and Betty are decorating a Christmas tree, Fred is standing on a ladder to put the star on the top. Pebbles and Bam-Bam are unwrapping a present underneath. Dino has a festoon in his mouth, patiently waiting for Betty to hang it onto the tree.
The display at the train station is broken and shows illegible gibberish. Half letters, some of them mirrored at the x-axis. The end result is a wild, chaotic mess.
Trump post on some Social Network. Probably Truth or whatever he calls it. "President Trump will be making a Speech to the Nation on Thursday evening, at 9PM Eastern."
Edited White House press release. Originally, it said "Supreme Court Bolsters President Trump's Push to Eliminate Transgender Insanity". I crossed out four words with thick red lines, now it says "Supreme Court Bolsters President Trump's Insanity".
The album cover of Experience by The Prodigy. It's a blank white space with nothing but the band logo and title in black.
Bizarro, shoddily disguised as his version of Clark Kent.
The promo pic for the new Spyro game "A Realm Beyond". I've added a red arrow pointing towards the logo of Toys 4 Bob
Leonard Nimoy in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Milo, the owner of the other comic book store in The Simpsons, holding his kid on his arm.
Heinz Rühmann as G. K. Chesterton's Father Brown
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Colorized drawing of Cookie Monster from Sesame Street, standing in front of a lime green background. He's holding a paper bag filled with cookies, but he's holding it upside down, so cookies are falling on the floor. He doesn't notice, so he's just smiling at you with googly eyes. Superimposed over all of this are white letters spelling YOU ARE DOING THE BEST THAT YOU CAN.
Dune Poster created with the Dune Font Logo Generator. Instead of "Dune", it says "Tremors".
An illustration for the game Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch. Protagonist Oliver, a young boy transported to a fantasy realm, surrounded by friends, allies and enemies.
The main cast of Gravity Falls. Soos, Dipper, Gruncle Stan, Mabel, Ford Pines and Wendy.
Gonzo the Great, a character from the Muppet Show, in an official Muppets comic strip from the 80s. Panel 1, Gonzo walks through a hallway. To his left is a restroom door that says "Women". No speech. Panel 2, Gonzo is still in that hallway, walking past another restroom door that says "Men". No speech. Panel 3, Gonzo is walking through a third restroom door labeled "Whatever".
The "Always has been" meme. Two astronauts are looking at the Earth from afar. The one in the front has their back turned to the one behind them. The one behind them has a gun pointed at the one in the front. Bold white letters at the top say "That's my secret, Doctor. I'm always Pagliacci."
Three question marks on a black background. One is white, one is red, one is blue. Logo of the German editions of the The Three Investigators novels.
Screenshot of Back to the Future. Doc Brown, standing absent-mindedly next to the gull wing door of the Delorean. White impact font letters say, "you're not thinking 4th dimensionally"
Gwen Stacy from the movie Across the Spider-Verse in front of a bright and colorful background, her face lit up in neon magenta and cyan by some multiversal machinery in the scene, but not in the frame
The Phantom Zone criminals from the Lego Batman Movie. Sauron, King Kong, Godzilla, Gremlins, Dinosaurs from Jurassic Park, the Wicked Witch from Oz and various other characters too small to identify
Painting of Jesus Christ driving money-changers out of His Father's house with a whip.
Sauron, the main antagonist in The Lord of the Rings, as pictured in the movies directed by Peter Jackson.
When a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evincws a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security.
The Prodigy's The Fat of the Land
Screenshot of a Duolingo ad with a cartoon bear saying "But, hey, what do I know, I'm just a bear."
Mike Wieringo's cover to The Flash volume 2, #124. The usual tagline "The Fastest Man Alive" gets subverted and says "The Slowest Man Alive" instead. The Flash, Wally West, is standing still, speechless, with a look of great confusion on his face, while the rest of the world is passing him by with ridiculous rainbow colored speedlines. Newspapers are picked up by their momentum, flapping in the wind. The book is by Waid, Augustyn, Ryan and Nyberg.
Screenshot of two posts by a profile called "‪Traditional artist and music maker from the uk‬", both from two hours before I screenshotted them. One says in all caps: GEN Z ARE THE NEW ISLAMIC WEAPON‬ The other one, also in all caps, says IF YOUR GAY AND SUPPORT HAMAS JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY FUCKING THROW YOU OFF A BUILDING OR RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!
Ticket for Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery.
Lasse Spang Olsen's I Kina SpiserDe Hunde
A white bookshelf with an open back in front of a wallpaper that looks like wood paneling. On that shelf are a bunch of books by Joe Hill, then Stephen King, then Dean Koontz. About half of the books are in German, the other half in English. A few books are present twice, once each in both languages.
The final panel of X-Men that Jim Lee ever penciled during his stint at Marvel. Left to right, we've got the whole team in appropriate poses: Psylocke, stretching her ass out. Jubilee, sitting on the floor, drinking soda through a straw. Cyclops, standing stoically. Rogue, rubbing Gambit's shoulders (gloves on). Gambit, crouching on the floor, cigarette between his fingers. Beast, hanging from the wall. Wolverine, mask off, lit cigar in hand, staring like a badass into the distance. And also, in the background, Longshot touching Dazzler's pregnant belly.
Screenshot of Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem on Gamecube. Pious Augustus, the Roman Centurio that became an undead lich serving a Great Old One, is looking at the desert sky.
Screenshot of a webpage listing the show times for movie theaters in and around Cologne. Luc Besson's Dracula, Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein and Agnieszka Holland's Franz K.
Black and white photo of Franz Kafka
Milton Glaser's I heart NY logo
Photo of a pizzeria menu. Highlighted is a dish called "Trufflepasta in a Pizza Bowl"
Screenshot of the game Balatro. Endless Mode. Ante 12, Round 33. Due to an absurd combination of Jokers, I managed to get over 131 million points. But I needed 300 million to pass.
The cover of Batman Adventures #13. Batman kisses Talia Al Ghul passionately inside a warehouse on fire
Screencap from Man of Steel. Kevin Costner playing Pa Kent wonders if his adopted son Clark should have let a bunch of innocent kids die and says "Maybe"
My attempt at a sketch of the Babadook. Black top hat, black eyes with white pupils, an exaggerated grin, black, fearureless clothes, long hands with long fingers
Western themed McDonald's lunchbox depicting Ronald McDonald as the Sheriff of Cactus Canyon.
Album cover of Traveling Without Moving by Jamiroquai
Doop, the flying green potato-shaped member of the X-Force and X-Statix, by Peter Milligan and Mike Allred.
Promo poster for the 2020 Cable series by Gerry Dugan and Phil Noto, starring hot twink Cable