Michael J Patrick

@michaeljpatrick.bsky.social

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He/Him. Creator of the dark fairytale podcast ABirdforaHeart.blogspot.com and Many D&D and other TTRPG things https://rpg-trader.com/creator/51/raccoon-pinion-games

A woman holding Maggie Simpson. Maggie has a note on her that says "I'm a stupid baby " Caption: Stupid babies need the most attention.
Best Game Shop Top Deck Games Cherry Hill It’s more than a store – it’s a gathering place. Trading cards, tournaments, tabletop games and knowledgeable staff make it a go-to spot for players of every level.
Pulp Fiction scene where Sam Jackson puts a finger gun to his head and says "Take care of her?"
Castle Amber by Tom Moldvay.
Picture of Doctor Doom without his mask or his scars from Secret Wars (the first one). The original art is by Mike Zeck, but I have altered to make the visible part of his cloak white instead of green, his eyes grey-blue, and his hair....well, he's bald now. Could be Professor X or Lex Luthor. Or really any bald superhero character because they all have the same face.
Professor X wakes up covered in leather straps, fingerless gloves and a choker collar. "Why am I here? Where are my clothes? Good grief woman, what have you DONE to me?" Callisto says, "Saved your life, for starters. But you don't have to thank us or anything --- We MORLOCKS just love being taken for granted. By the way, I think your new look's a distinct improvement. " "That makes one of us." says Xavier.
Finn's dad, Martin Mertens, from Adventure Time. A bearded bald man with a Zardoz-esque space onesie.
Doctor Doom without his scars or mask drawn by Mike Zeck
The Thing, Ben Grimm, drawn on a post-it in sharpie and highlighter.
My hand holding a box of CVS brand "Multi-Purpose Solution"
Grandpa Max Tennyson from Ben 10 with a word balloon coming out of his mouth.
The cover of Dragon Magazine #152 A hapless adventurer in chainmail and tunic is being dragged off by sneering goblins as he reaches for a bottle on a decorative plinth. The whole painting has a sickly yellowish green tint to it, that drive home the disturbing image.
Batman and Joker kissing "SMOOCH!"
Six panel in Black and White. PANEL 1: Batman saying "Give up, Joker, It's OVER!" PANEL 2: Joker is holding a cartoon bomb and says, "But I have a bomb that makes EVERYONE Gay! Panel 3: Batman says, "You wouldn't DARE!" Panel 4: BOOM! A mushroom cloud looms over the Gotham Skyline. Panel 5: Batman is confused and says, "Wait...Nothing changed..." Panel 6: Joker looks sly and says, "Exactly!!!"
Cute cartoon style drawing of three kids. One on the left is addressing the other two. The others are a girl and a boy. The boy is split down the middle, revealing his bones and organs as he stands on his only leg. Caption "I didn't know you had a half-brother!"
The MAD System Super Saturdays uses Multiple Action Dice (or MAD) to resolve Actions. An Action can be used to Attack, Command, Fortify, Sense, Hide, Maneuver, Move, or Recover (see ACTIONS). There are two kinds of dice: d12 (a twelve-sided die) and d6 (a six-sided die). Players use one d6 at a time, but can have multiple d12s on a given roll. D12 is your Action Die. Roll the die and compare to the Resistance. If your roll is equal to or greater than the Resistance you succeed and roll on the TRIUMPH Die. If you fail, roll on the TRAGEDY Die. The Mentor informs you of the Resistance for the action you are performing, typically chosen based on the environment or the score of a target’s relevant Stat(typically noted in the Action’s description).
Black and white character sheet for the Super Saturdays ttrpg. It has all the typical character sheet stuff for a Superhero game, including Powers, Disadvantage, Backstory, and Stats. There's a huge space for character art.
Panels from the Dark Knight comics. Batman punching Superman saying. "Just like your parents taught you to. My parents taught me a DIFFERENT lesson...lying on thr street...shaking in deep shock..dying for no reason at all"
WickerManStudios Recommended this product This is really good and you should feel proud about it. I like the dice system, the triumph and tragedy dice, the powers are easy to understand, the tokens, and possibly best of all, the either-or stats.
Klaud from Star Wars (that slug guy who might be homophobic)
Character sheet for the SUPER SATURDAYS TTRPG. It depicts a character named Silverblade aka Nathaniel Runner. The sketch is a white-haired man with a beard wearing a black tie on a white oxford shirt. He is wearing dark glasses and holding a longsword. His powers are listed as Super Leap, Unearthly Item (Sword), Unearthly Melee, and Impressive Agility
The Text SUPER SATURDAYS at the top with a bunch of superhero type characters in a layout somewhat reminiscent of Art Adams Classic X-Men cover from the 80s. At the bottom is the text "The World's ONLY Superhero Roleplaying Game"
Nightcrawler, Storm, and Logan are having a laugh. Nightcrawler says, "Hah! Kitty may have "Pegged" me, mein freund, but she skewered you." Logan replies, "What's'a matter, elf--Jealous?"
Orange car looking out the window with a toy assault rifle propped up beside him.
Cover for the 5e supplement More Monsters! Image depicts a lich necromancer commanding zombies with a staff that glows with hot pink magic on a greyish blue background.
Brennan Lee Mulligan on Make Some Noise saying "It's Pride Bitch!"
Opus the Penguin from Bloom County in Gene Simmons style makeup with a tuba from when he was in the band, Deathtöngue. On the side are various other characters like Bill the Cat, Hodge Podge, Ozzy Osborne, Steve Dallas tied up in his underwear and that bloodhound with antlers who's name I forget.
A wall mounted phone in a cage
X-Men panel depicting Heather Hudson sitting on a couch, James Hudson standing in front of it and Logan in the foreground looking like a school-lad in a blue tie and Canadian tuxedo.
Uncanny X-Men #210 cover by JR Jr and Bob Wiacek. It features Wolverine, Colossus, Nightcrawler, Storm, Rogue, and Kitty looking at the viewer with the stink eye and the caption "C'mon, Mess with us--Make our day!!" This was the height of cool in 1986.
Tortie cat close to the camera, giving the evil eye from beneath the leaf of a houseplant.
SILVERBLADE Offense/Defense 9/3 1d12/ - Crazy/Cool 8/4 1d12/ - Smart/Lucky 4/8 -/1d12 Tough/Caring 6/6 -/- POWERS: SUPER AGILITY, UNEARTHLY ITEM (SWORD) Which Provides UNEARTHLY MELEE + SUPER LEAP. When he was a kid, Silverblade found a magical weapon called The Eversword. It gave him super powers. He is the only surviving member of the 70s superhero team “The Wonder Kids”
SUPER SATURDAYS logo THE WORLD'S ONLY SUPERHERO ROLE-PLAYING GAME
Lolth, the Demon Queen of Spiders is spreading her arms while some ribbons wrap around them (or maybe the ribbons are extending from her arms? Not sure). The important part is that she is a black elf QUEEN...GODDESS with long platinum hair, a crimson corset, and EIGHT sexy legs.
Same logo as above with SUPER in red and SATURDAYS in blue
Logo for Super Saturdays. Blue chrome text with lens flares and everything ins a faux 3d perspective cube kind of shape.
Cartoon drawing of Candlejack, a character from-
A kitten, only his widdle paws visible, tries in vain reach under a door to get at a stuffed toy strawberry.
Apollo and the Gift of Prophecy meme where a girl is throwing a dodgeball at other girls. The other girls are labeled "random internet users just trying to be comedic "
Ummm...a tiny plastic babydoll sitting in a tent-like bed made of bright swatchesbof multi colored fabric.
Poster for the 1986 movie, Troll. A door opens into a dark place filled with mist. A hairy troll beckons from the shadows.
My college grad with a mortar board decorated with "I Found My Wings" There are drawings of The Very Hungry Catterpiller and an old photo of herself from childhood with arms outstretched. She added butterfly wings to the photo.
Screenshot of a post by klara_sjo depicting A fat hamster or gerbil or whatever lying on his back on a plate of cherries and strawberries. His face is covered in dark cherry juice. Tge text reads: The godless beast enjoys its wretched meal.
Here she is with her degree!
A bunch of college graduates in cap and gown. My daughter is in the center, dancing.
Rowan Atkinson in a tuxedo making finger guns
Facebook Post by me dated May 15, 2009: Scarlett brought a worm in from outside. She made him a little bed and read him a story. In the morning she will have a rude awakening.
Drawing on post-it of a wizard raising his arms. The phrase "MAGIC Bulk" arch over him with a rainbow drawn by highlighters spreads beneath the words.
Reptilian being in an outfit with a fancy popped collar and gold trim.
Tim Robbins from the film, Erik the Viking
Tortie cat on a wood floor looking up
Black line drawing of a reptilian humanoid with deep-set eyes and a fancy outfit including a high-collared cape.
CORDELIAFLYTE: My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency caracalliope: Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?
A brown cat with yellow eyes peering out from inside the opening of a cardboard box.
Photo of a tube of toothpaste with GUM repair as a feature. The tube is bent so the G in GUM looks like a C.
Post-it drawings of somewhat muppety little fantasy dudes. They need work.
Photo of me, a bald white guy with a smooth pasty face and big glasses. If it weren't for my eyebrows and luscious lashes I would be completely hairless.
A chart labeled "5e SRD Monsters CR 15 and Over" Dragon: 17 Fiend: 3 Undead: 2 Celestial: 2
Falling When you fall from a height that is Near the ground, roll 1d6 and subtract your Might or Swiftness. The remainder is subtracted from your current Life Force. Slide the d6 up one tier for a Far height and twice for a Very Far height. If you fall from a distance so high that the ground is Gone from your perspective, you die.