Michael Klein

@michaelklein.io

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full stack web developer with a focus on UI/UX, lefty, donky-boiiii, 🏳️‍🌈 he/him http://www.michaelklein.io

Google AI summary for Jamie McGuire. Conflating the actor playing the smiley monster in From and an author of the same name. Uses his picture, her pronouns and describes this Frankenstein amalgam as both being the author and the actor.
Mental age: 30. Not mature, just really tired.
Wound on my collarbone
A view through my garden at the woods and greenery behind it
Drag queen Katya in a very Soviet outfit. All red. Red eye patch with a gold star. Licking her lips sexily
I don't understand the goblin thing And at this point I'm too afraid to ask
Small hedgehogs made from raw pork and a big hedgehog made from cheese and grapes on worden picks
Mettigel... It's a hedgehog formed from raw pork with olive eyes, cornichon legs and raw onion spines. Tbh I love it but also yikes
A kid masquerading as the puppet from the film SAW
Screenshot of article on wired.com about meta shutting down horizon worlds
A balloon with sonic the hedgehog on it. The ugly version from the film they had to rush to change before release
Heath Ledger as the Joker, saying "Here we go"
The "it's morbin time" meme (Jared Leto looking goofy) with the caption "It's (continvoucly) Morgan's time"
Dude on LinkedIn telling a strange story where an emoloyee supposedly left with a lot of noise and then applied for his now open positioning, which somehow nobody realized until he was back with his old manager, earning himself a 30% increase.
Scene from The Dark Knight. The Joker saying "Here we go"
Cover for DC ONE MILLION with future versions of justice League heroes such as batman, superman, the flash, aquaman, wonder woman against a dark background
A female cat lying on her back in a... relaxed pose. Btw: Her name is "Horst"
Lighthouse scores for my website. All 100
Album cover for Guano Apes - proud like a god. Depicts a yellow bat with folded up wings
bluesky welcome screen, edited to say: @gork is this true? Please, please Jerry no! Fry your brain Explore the crap Already fried your brain? Sign in
Pizza from l'Osteria, overflowing the plate on a sheet of round paper below.
My top songs on YouTube music * Linkin Park - Heavy Is The Crown (Bass... by CoverSolutions (26 total listens) * System Of A Down - Aerials (Bass Co... by CoverSolutions * Ghost - Square Hammer (BASS COV... by Nick Sadler * The Kids Aren't Alright by Rock Factory * Satanized by Ghost
My top podcasts on YouTube * The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya by Trixie & Katya * Very Delta by Moguls of Media * The Kelly Mantle Show by Kelly Mantle * Monét Talks with Monét X Change by Monét X Change * What is Happening In The Market? by Patrick Boyle
My top albums according to YouTube music. Skeleta by ghost Mayhem by lady Gaga Post HUMAN NeX GEn by Bring me the horizon The death of Randy Fitzsimmons by the Hives
A scene from the Monty Python film "Life of Brian". Caesar looking a Centurio into the eyes who's laughing about the name "Bickus Dickus".... I'll just link this this: https://montypython.fandom.com/wiki/Biggus_Dickus
Scene from the film Swiss army man. A man holding a dead man in a beach
A chihuahua puppy sitting in a top hat
The "friendship ended with Salman meme" but referencing the OP. Two men shake hands. In front of a text reading "Friendship ended with kiss cam" and "Now REVERSE HOT DOG is my best friend." Two smaller photos of one man are crossed out in the foreground.
A meme with Paul McCartney in it, grinning. The text says 'HEY JUNE'
Drag queen Kim Chi in an outrageous teddy bear costume
Gif from a black and white film. In the dining hall of an old mansion, a drunk old butler stables across the head of a tiget pelt carpet.
Man in Jesus costume at German carnival. He's carrying a cross made from beer boxes
Poster for the movie "Freck langsam" showing some gangster in an empty factory hall
Picture of an eel
Tesla with a sticker saying "BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY"
A spirit from the manga dandadan. Sort of a mix of a little dog in a turtle shell with a bow on its head
American Actor Verne Troyer holding a shoe that is almost half as tall as he is
Cousin it from the Adam family. A person covered in hair. You can only see a hat and sunglasses
Captain Picard breaking the neck of the defeated Borg Queen in the first contact movie
A squier paranormal rascal hh shortscale bass
Hamburger with a home made brioche bun Ä
Old, cut up, black and white photo of a man in a suite, needing restoration.
A kind of bread roll called Weck in parts of Germany
A meme showing a bell curve about how developers see CSS. The X acis has "web dev experience over time" on it. On the very left of the curve, a depiction of the least experienced dev says "CSS is awesome". On the middle, the intermediate developer is saying "No! You should not use plain CSS! Use frameworks! Tailwind!". On the far right the most senior dev says "CSS is awesome" again.
Threads post that says: What's your number one goal for social media right now? Mine is all about building authentic connections