Michael

@michaelnotmikey.bsky.social

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I mostly talk about sports and make stupid jokes here. Chicago everything, LFC Legacy Fan, Colts, Expos, AFC Wimbledon, BVB, FCSP, Notre Dame, wrestling, etc.

Screenshot of 82-0.com result
Big Virg with the winner
A photo of Steve in the first episode of Blue's Clues winking and holding his other eye open with his index finger and thumb.
Photo of Chicago Bears player Eddie Jackson
Photo of Chicago Blackhawks players Cristobal Huet and Antti Niemi
Photo of Tomohiro Ishii looking dejected at a NJPW post-match media scrum, with subtitles: "I'm a sad man. Write whatever you want about me."
Photo of a shelf at Trader Joe's filled with Honeycrisp Apple scented candles, each with a label with big red "HA" on the label
Won the Bundesliga And the German Cup in a Never-losin' season So much was flowin' through this lad Florian Arne saw an opportunity And then Richard Hughes Knew just what to do Rang up Bayer to put in a bid, baby For a midfield jewel And now we have him here Wirtz so good Arne knew Florian Wirtz so good He'll make a run and score like should The Kop knows Wirtz so good Nananana nanana Nananana nanana
Screenshot of Mo Salah being crowned with the top of the PL trophy
Video of Hiroshi Tanahashi standing in the ring at Windy City Riot speaking to the crowd after his final match in the U.S., a loss to Konosuke Takeshita.
Photo of Hirooki Goto delivering a sleeper hold to Shota Umino at Windy City Riot
Photo of Gabe Kidd's entrance at Windy City Riot
Photo of CJ Tino holding Zane Jay in a Scorpion Death Lock during a dark match at Windy City Riot
Some guy and Hiroshi Tanahashi
Windy City Riot babyyyyyy
Photo of Montréal Expos outfielder Ellis Valentine
Photo of the Peloton platform home page reading, "You have a 4 week streak going!" with initials for days of the week beneath, and W, T, and F highlighted.
Photo of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Cooper Rush, showing the back of his jersey: "RUSH 10"
Photo of Indianapolis Colts player Dominic Rhodes
Photo of Liverpool FC player Ryan Gravenberch and manager Jürgen Klopp
Photo of Chicago Cubs pitcher Mike Montgomery
Close-up photo of pro wrestler Chuck Taylor looking especially surprised/mortified