michael

@michaelthesad.com

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cat dad | creator of stuff | he/she/they | 29 | ▵ games, movies, d&d, sometimes funny, 🔞 fish tube connoisseur real determiner discord: michaelthesad https://www.michaelthesad.com/links

SpongeBob sitting in his chair in a dark room
Screenshot of my video game where I’m playing a point control game mode and my objective is to defend a location called trains
I’m sorry little one
Wolverine touching picture frame meme template, paper mario ttyd cover art poorly cropped inside the frame
are ya winning son format except the dad asks if the son is ok and the son is on the ground crying and says no (the screen of his computer has the new paper mario logo on it)
text I got that says “I watched your stream last night but I was too stoned to participate” (we love to hear such reviews lmao) ((michaelthesad on twitch))
scrunkly ass cat meme that says “paper Mario the thousand year door or I’ll collapse into dust and particles” (I am growing incredibly impatient)
:)
my burrito sploded :(
SpongeBob is looking down that scary ass hallway like >_>
a tiktok content removal appeal screen. my comment “don’t snatch my cum and I’ll consider it” was removed for violating community guidelines.
Pokémon violet screen of ogrepom (little green guy dancing around all silly) named “Kieran sucks”
this guy is fuckin sad
Pokémon home screenshot of my recently added shiny pokemon. flittle, scovillain, capsakid, klawf, lemur thing, kilowattrel, wattrel, hat 2, hat 1, squirrel guy, big goat, little goat, big nose, little nose that’s still big, breloom, shroomish, seedot, quagsire, flygon, vibrava, trapinch
a Pokémon home sceeenshot of all my shiny pokemon, from top left: Salamance shelgon bagon milotic flapple basculegion that pink dragon from Gen 7 among us munchlax ludicolo lombre delibird snorlax the clitoris shellder clefable clefairy medicham meditite altaria swablu squirtle
spider man looking at uncle Ben’s grave, there’s a PlayStation overlay for getting the platinum trophy
small black mouse :-)
a screenshot of Pokémon home of all my shiny pokemon I got last week Seven rows of five, starting top left: hawlucha, snorunt, clodsire, orthworm, toedscool, mabosstiff, maschiff, lurantis, vikavolt, charjabug, grubbin, bergmite, cryogonal, abomasnow, houndoom, houndour, slowking, slowbro, slowpoke, vulpix, houndstone, greavard, trevanant, phantump, ariados, spinarak, farigaraf, pawmi, oinkalogne, lechonk, cramorant, goodra, pachirisu, yanma, pikachu
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I got all the achievements in Baldurs gate
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A weird little guy and Tulin from Zelda captioned “I am normal and can be trusted with controlled substances”
silly little guy says “I am normal and I can be trusted with controlled substances”
legend of Zelda majoras mask scrub wants to trade me a green (1) rupee for 200 rupees.
squidward had had enough of krabs’s shit
cool yellow and purple shot glass held between my fingers like a wine glass
SpongeBob standing in his undies partially in the doorway watching
the original post at 69 likes
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me holding a half eaten red vine between my fingers like a cigarette
a screenshot from a shop in ocarina of time where the guy is selling the whole master sword for $10
SpongeBob pointing at the top of his head on the tv
black cat laying in a box on her back
my good boy cat standing on top of me looking over my head at something
my ps profile with my platinum trophy for my name is Mayo 3
the quoted post is at 68 likes
guy shooting himself meme (fake gun don’t ban me please)
fortune cookie that says reward yourself with a much deserved gift
Dog in kitchen on fire saying this is fine meme
yellow face with red eyes very :| with a windows 98 ass pop up that says “you are running out of it is what it is are you sure you want to continue” with the yes no help options
a discord event titled “Monday”
majoras mask moon with a scary face (it is crashing haha) link has 4 and 3/4 hearts, regular sword, bow ocarina and deku mask equipped, 199 rupees, and it’s 8:50pm on day 1
possum captioned ok cool tits but like I’m snacking
30+ notifications on da bell
original post is at 4 reskeets and 20 likes hah that’s the weed number
Michael Scott no png
shitty bulbasaur captioned think twice? bro I don’t even think once
little blue guy captioned in my hehe era
mortal kombat beta loading screen. Theres red trees in the sides, mountains in the background, and in the center is a big dragon statue on an island
my nipple (pierced)
a box full of ps5 games. among us, avengers, back 4 blood, cod mw2, cult of the lamb, death stranding, demons souls, D&D dark alliance, dying light 2, elden ring, eldest souls, far cry 6, ghostwire, goat simulator 3, god of war Ragnarok, gta 5, guardians of the galaxy, horizon forbidden west, last of us part 1, Lego Star Wars Skywalker Saga, let’s build a zoo, mortal kombat 11, the quarry, ratchet and clank rift apart, resident evil village, sonic frontiers, spider man miles morales, stray, super monkey ball, unpacking, watchdogs legion, Jedi survivor, the knight witch, we love karamari reroll, lord of the rings gollum, final fantasy 16, story of seasons, greyhill incident, power wash simulator
my cat sticking his face through the blinds looking out the window
my cat looks concerned
SpongeBob is thinking and looking at a notebook in the first panel. in the second panel he is holding the notebook and it says “real - big laughs | real - kills | real - knocks ‘em dead | something else - NO”
Kirby is looking (concerned)
baldurs gate 1 and 2 enhanced edt and four skitter of lizards foil mtg cards
Trophy screen for spider man remastered (ps5) I have all the trophies
homemade Alfredo dish crispy fuckin layer of cheese on top I’m gonna cum tbh
a screenshot of my email saying I violated the twitter rules against violent speech becuase I said we should give elon the game of thrones treatment and that a guillotine was not enough
I got suspended from Twitter